A Khuntai LAN from Thailand and Back

Run # 198 Run Site: Templer's Park Hare: Khuntai, a brand new Wanker. Cock Hares: Mah Lau, Yam Seng and Thai Kau Fart Scribed by: KOOl Dogg This run was planned way back and the run sites ranges from Bukit Tinggi to Bentong (Thailand) and finally end up in Templer's park. Another Wanking Wednesday with an early noon rain fall continuously until I and gang, Handyman and Lanjau QQ reached the run site before 5.00pm which incidentally is the same time when the hares all emerged from the jungle all looking like some kind of fokin water chicken. Due to the rain, many "poofter" wankers failed to turn up. Run starts on the dot at 6.00pm with G.Wanker ( Messy) calling On On! Paper went straight up hill presenting the pack with cunt wet slippery terrain lined with blood sucking leeches for the odd wankers with an arsehole leak. Anyhow, despite the fokin predicaments, we reach the fokin peak and decended the other side of the hill, frolicking, sliding and flipping on the mud slide down to a muddy truck trail turning right. The first check, Recycle and Kuaci took the initiative working very hard to try and break the check down the stream. They were however unlucky as Messy called On On opposite the check point.(eventually a back check). Few Wankers (Wank Wank,Handyman and Korek) decided to chicken out and make a U turn upon seeing a huge hill beyond. Hai Mor leading the pack (Recycle,Messy,Colo,Pepsi,Kuaci,QQ and Kool Dogg) ascended the hill practically on both hands and feet, finally reached the peak and what a sight, those wonderful waterfalls and a relaxing walking back to the run site. Still raining, food were served,golden fluid and checking leeches time. Around twenty Wankers attendance, circle were call by Vulva and Wank Wank song. G.Wanker (Messy) on the box with annoucement on next week at Pantai Hill Park . This is foolwed by some 197 LAN trash which needed to be disposed of.  Khuntai on the Ice Throne for his fickle mindedness about his run site, Chickenman none starter, Hai Mor ....??????? and R.A on the box calling an on down to the Hare ( Khuntai) and his Co.Hare {Mah Lau,Yam Seng and Tai Kau Fat}.Somehow Wank Wank were ice due to disruption while our Grandmother R.A addressing the circle. Grace were said Rupeer Dupp Dupp thank Khuntai for the Grupppp. On On....!

Lan# 196

Hare: Vulva
Run Site: Section 9, Kota Damansara
Cock Hares: Mah Lau, Konek & Angry Duck
No Scribe

Virgin Hare 7UP

Hash Run 195,   
Run Site: bukit subang
HARE :  Chia7up.
CO HARES- malau and nangka solo and someone else.
DATE : 18^th April 2012.
Truly Wonderful Day to Run, and a vely vely good Lun at that.

Looks like Grand Master has lost for new names to give the Wankers, now he has gone to naming them after soft drinks, 7up,  Coco cola , 100+, Kikapoo, Pepsi, Mirinda, and like that lah,
After this what, Hard Liquor names will come, like Whiskey, Hennesey, Tody, Tali Merah,  Glenliwat, Glengilat,  Johnny Walker , then  Guinness, Anchor, Tiger, Carlsberg, Starker, Kilkenny and Suck Nanny. After that, will be Ganja, Heroin,  Ice, Meth, Hangover,  Over dose, Dying and Dead. 
Very pleasant run through the palm Oil estate,. In a rather nice weather,  not hot, rather cool with light trickles of rain. Although the ground was soggy, it was rather pleasing, not many hills think I went up once only.
Roughly 5 km  only, short run not breaking too much of a sweat. Look like this run is to let the wankers relax a little before the 197 run which has now  approached.  Plenty of rest needed as plenty of Work coming right up on Saturday.
Checks were broken by front runners, but broken paper was hardly visible in the rain when running.
Many many white Chinese asses were clearly being shown off during bathing session, ( there should be a rule about this )  as the white asses has not enough hair on it. We can consider to transplant some hair  from 420/ 421 chapter brothers. They very hairy loh.  Aunties may be passing suddenly to go to the temple to do prayers, then they would have been very distracted with the White Asse show. And complain to Ananannay who will come with betel leaf and Parang for explanation. Sooa Atleasta Keeepa the underweara ona ata alla timea.
Afveradazein.  Hail Wankers
Speeeedy please don’t go, no more Hakkawsai left lah.
Scribed by Foreplay – Suresh – Helping Wankers do their Wanking Allways. 

Last Week's Lan by virgin COLA

Hare: COLA

Run Site: Bukit Lanjan

Cock Hares: Yam Seng & Mah Lau
Scribed by Kool Dogg

Another Wednesday, very historical day for our Malay Rulers, Sultan of Kedah second time inherited second terms to be the YAB Agong (King of Malaysia).With democratic practice and tolerance religious believe,the Wanking Wednesday continues with Cola (Hare) Run#194 at Penchala Link new run site.Though is a national holiday and no traffic congestion,reaching the run site after five p.m and many wankers turn up with their jovial mood. Hare and (Co.Hare) already out from their mission (setting paper) joining the pack relentlessly with jokes and laughter until Grand Wanker called On On!

Following the paper down tarmac road turning right along side (LDP) and start working our way up a semi vertical hill, Wank Wank and Korek started their pit stop earlier than the first check,which broke by Tai kau Fatt ascending up slope again until the peak and come to the second check.This time the sniffing dog (Kool Dogg) turning left descending and found paper leading all the way down stream with (torn torn tree) everywhere waiting for you to clinch on,plus slipply trail and humid weather, finally the pack reaching the third check,again broke by Tai Kau Fatt heading towards tarmac road passing through Malay Kampung up and down slope all the way back to the run site. FRB less than an hour and last runner Hyena and Jack Ass back around one hour 30mins. Still hot and humid, sweat soaking all the way to our ass,while mosquito keep maneuvering all around, Golden Fluid start filling everyone throat and follow by the bathing session.With the absent of the bart and bartler, Mah Lau (J.Wanker) call for a quit circle.

After Wank Wank song, Messy (G.Wanker) on the box, introducing next week run 7 Up at Bukit Subang.G. Wanker explain to some Wankers having a anxious moment for our coming 197#Lan, it seem everything is in order.~The runsite,food,beer,security,admin.setting run,magazine,collection and etc....had been handle accordingly and most important every Wankers need to attach together on 21st April (Saturday).~. I always had faith with Subang Wankers HHH members.Looking forward to this day and may God give us a smooth and Wank Bang Day!With Hyena doing a huge jobs for the editing and collecting sponsor from others batang chapters,we should give a very very big hand for him. Coming up the Mysterious Whip (Batu Api)!Guess Who??????/

(Lanjau QQ)!First on Ice Throne Hai Mor (Si Fut Ming) with the offense leaving his pooch at Mau Lau car,follow by Hyena (Kew Kar) and Char Siew Fan marking his attendance wrongly.Shame! Shame! again Char Siew Fan (sitting on Ice with his swimming trunk) what a Batang Hashman is he!!!!!!!!!!!

and this kind of incident only happen in Bondan Hash!Moving on we have R.A (Mr.Pepper) on the box, again and again he asked and asked all the Wankers to support the 197#Lan,stay unite,behave and work hard to make 21st April a successful evening and furthermore follow the tradition way of hashing.After on down the Hare (Cola),the Hare called upon his Co.Hare and Sponsor of the night for another on down and back the box to R.A with his good mood of the evening,most of the minor offender were spare on Ice and grace were said....Ruperr Dupp Dupp.....we thank Cola for the Grupppppp.......On On!

On two <Charcoal Steamboat> at new place somewhere around Bandar Utama Center Point.Beer and food plenty to consume.Weirdly to said this is the first steamboat meal the Wankers had since I jointed the SUWHHH.Serve with two portion of Tomyam and herbal soup,seafood with prawn,fish.vegetable,lots of balls and etc.....filled everyone stomach.Somehow our table got an additional plate of fish which I ate deliciously and I need 30 mins to digest myself before I can pour more beer in,chatting continues and members started their journey to theirs on three respectively.Remain few Wankers still mingling around, here I got to know the next table did see the fish serve but unfortunately didn't eat it. Somehow was hijack by our table.Mr.Pepper,Jack Ass,Tai Choon Toy(victim) keep integrator Kool Dogg and Kam Lan who's the thief?At the end with the Subang Wankers patroit spirit,no theif were caught.

However what I mean, we are having a very good Wednesday Wanking Do! No doubt, the Wanking continues at Bukit Subang Lan # 195 (7 Up)!  On On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you all!

Last Week's Run at Bukit Lagong

Deeply engrossed in the usual pre-run bullshit, the GW started the run 5 minutes late. The pack start rumbling into the fringe of the forest and up and up and up a mother of a bukit to level off at the peak continue with a decent and another steeper, higher grandmother of a bukit, enunciated with groans, curses and words your mother never taught you, permeating from the verbal orifice of holy people like Superman, Longkang and Khunthai. First runner in 7.45pm, last runner in, lost and found, 9pm plus. Cola taking care of his guest Leong who had the cramps and farts, slowed down and when darkness came they have no torchlights. Foks they have to practically feel their way back until the rescue crew found them on their decent. None the worse from the experience but I doubt Leong will be back to try his luck again. Good on Cola for sticking along with his guest all the way.
The usual bullshitting continued in between nibbles of finger food "chicken wings" and water melon. Circle called and the mandatory announcements were made, icing by mystery whip "Nagka Sor Loh" and of course Grandma stake his claim to his usual tirade
The pack is then off to dinner at a makan palce next to FRIM, a sumptious spread from Pepsi washed down with pleanty of golden fluid. What a night, Messy lost his way and ended up trying to get into some condo on his way back and the hangover the next mroning was not too bad.
Thank you Pepsi for a "good" lan and a great night out.

RUN# 192 by Buffalo

-Sri Bintang (Kepong) run site,reaching there at 5.30p.m and few Wankers already present.

-6.00p.m Grand Wankers (Messy) called On On.

-Following up hill drain and parallel drain trail and end up at Tar Mac road.

-Reaching Indonesian squatters and first check.

-Broke by Kool Dogg and  heading towars a huge Park City sign board.         

-Turning right down lalang and all the up hill again.

-Reaching peak, another hill stuff in front.

-Keep climbing reaching another peak (High tension) and turn right to another jungle.

-(Lots of Wankers go straight for a short cut back to the run site).Front Runners following the tough trail.

-Back to run site, watermelon,stewed duck and stewed pork spare parts were served.

-Finally FRB out (New Guest) Young Man from G7 hash and follow by those completed run hasher.

-Golden Fluid shower all those thirsty throat and follow by bathing session.

-Circle were form and Wanking song and Grand Wanker on the box.

-Again 197#Lan announcement and Hyena briefing,then Mysterious Whip (Konek). Ice Hai Mor and Ironman.

-R.A Mr. Pepper on box to batize new wankers (Cola,Pepsi and 7 Up) respectively.

-Hare on the box to thanks his sponsor and Co. Hare!

-Lastly grace were said and Rupper Dupp Dupp,thanks Buffalo for the Gruppppp.............On On!

-On two in Menjalala (stone throw away)

-Beer all from the Hare (Buffalo) and plenty of delicious foods.

-See everyone at Lagong (Selayang) 193#Lan (Hare-Cola)

Scribed by Kool Dogg

Satay & soup Run by Ironman

Ironman Run #191
Run Site: Musang King Hill, Kiarara
Date: 21st March 2012
Ccok Hares: Konek, TaiChunToi & Jackass

Realizing very very near to (Lan#197 Subang Wankers Jollification Run on 21 April 2012). Anyway run site at Kinrara (Puchong), many good, bad ugly memories in this run site. Reaching the run site at 5.00pm, Longkang, Hyena, huntai already started their Wanking day with joyful mood. Vehicle by vehicle, the members arrived and filled up the road with more colorful Hashing shirt. (Look like festival mode is ON ON).Co.Hare- Konek,Tai Choon Toy,Jack Ass and Mr.World assisted the Hare, Ironman setting the run not insight as we went in at 6.00p.m after Messy (G.Wankers) flagged On On! Many though another tough and nasty trail ahead.

However Mau Lau (JointWanker) lead the pack through the forest up and down,pass a stream and that (Old) Char Siew Fan dare cross the river.Claiming his millions dollar sport shoe got wet.What a poor mentally Hashman he is. (Shame shame). Along the way Mau Lau keep leading and came to the first check which broke by Hai Morr (Si Fut Min) going straight above the trail up up up and reaching the second check on the hill peak.Hai Mor,Pho Boar,Mau Lau, Kool Dogg,Kuaci Wong trying their guts to break the check but coming from behind Yam Seng eventually broke in towards the left side of the peak. From there those majority hashmen jointing the front runners down hill follow by more parallel trail and finally another uphill slope before coming out at a housing develop site.

Walking back almost  a km to the site, Handyman,Hyena,Lonkang,Foo Choke,Steel Prick and etc.......which didn't complete the trail showering their Golden Fluid with BBQ satays.Especially Vulva came from no way.Well! First Runner Bastard Yam Seng out at 45min. and Tans Sei Lei and Superman last our at hour plus. (short and sweaty run)!

Plenty of time to spare for jokes,drinking,satay crunching and bath taking due to a very good wheater,circle were call upon almost dark by Vulva. Wank Wank song and Messy (G.Wanker) on the box.

Announcement for the up coming 197#Lan and calling the O.C (Lanjau lang Chor bo lan) Handyman on the box briefing the Wankers.Look likely we are well prepare for the coming ocassion.G.Wanker also call upon the two Joint Wanker (Kool Dogg & Mau Lau) on the box to perform.Follow by the Mystery Whip (Yam Seng) on the box.Kuaci Wong,Tang Si Li,Kool Dogg,Hai Mor all can't miss their ass on the Ice Throne for their various offenses.Ending, grace were said to the Hare: Ironman by Messy. Rupeer Dupp and thanks Ironman for the Grupp. On On! Food served on site and big hand to the Hare for two extra grates of beer. Next week run (192#Lan) Buffalo run at Sri Bintang (Kepong). On On!
Scribe: Kool Dogg

Cow Dung Run Site

Hash Run 189,    14th March 2012

HARE :  HORSEMAN ( HE IS TOO HANSOME FOR HORSE FACE LAH  )  

Cock Hares : WANG WANG, CHICKEN MAN   

Venue:  FRESH COW ON DIARIA DUNG PARK.  

Truly Wonderful Day to Run,  BUT LOUSY LOCATION.

Location : TERRIBLE – A DUMP SITE,  Condition : PERFECTLY STINKY LIKE VOMIT.

 Very Well set run, with plenty of paper,  STARTING 1^ST phase through the Palm Oil Estate. 2^nd phase through the 2^nd generation Jungle, 3^rd  phase , through construction sight, and last but not least – the Favorite Dump site -   eaeaaaachght.  

 The run was said to be rather pleasant, and not tooo tough a terrain, jungle part was rather Humid, needed plenty of water. Anyway all wankers look very happy and joyful. First runner came in 45 minutes, then slowly the remaining 20 runners tricked in slowly.

Turnout not soo good due to school holidays, and Fathers doing their Duties and taking their kids for short holiday before they get down to the serious business of Guzzling Beer till you keel over.

Regulars , Die Hard hash men were missing,  Coool Dog, Musang King,  Konek, Iron Man and Jackass.

FOOD CHOICE/SELECTION  AND PLACE WAS EXCELlENT, OK LAH, I ATE LIKE A PIG LIKE ALWAYS, THEN CANNOT DRINK ANYmORE.

Golden juice and Black Juice was steadily arriving at the table and hashers simply gulped down anything they could till they were smiling like DEAN MARTIN. 

GOOD NEWS : FEELDOT OR FEED LOT PEOPLE ARE GETTING A SLAP ON THE WRIST.

BAD NEWS : NURUL’s body was found burnt to a crisp – heart goes out to the family.

LAST SAY – GUYS, PLEASE DO YOUR WANKING BIT FOR THE UPCOMING 197 RUN, AND MAKE THE TEAM PROUD FOR THIS COMEmTOGETHER 197 RUN.

Scribe - Foreplay – Suresh – Helping - 197 Run

LastWeek's Run
Hare: Superman
Run Site: Bukir Tengku aka Bukit Pengsan
Cock Hares: Korek, Sang Chee, Longkang, Chickenman & Khuntai

A pack of 32 sods set out on this run on a mournful evening with overhanging dark clouds for company. As usual the paper meandered down towards the Bukit Bayu Bungalows with a twist this time as it avoid going into the bush head-on but moved along the fringe and up behind the newly constructed bungalows with a few gangs of Indon (future Bumiputras) working on the buildings wondering what this bunch of plicks were up to, as we disappeared into the trees and up and up and up went paper for one big loop with 3 checks and out via our usual in-trail. First runner out within the hour, with back markers 30 minutes later, the last 3 plicks in the form of Konek, TanSeiLe and a guest Steve out soon after. Konek, true to his caring self was slow as he had to care for the guest. Well done!
The usual bullshitting ensue energised by roast duck and ketchup fried roast pork and chicken, watermelons for dessert, washed down with golden and black fluid whichever one, one fancies. Circle called and GW went on about the 197th Run and the need to hasten activities with regards to the event especially the sponsorship and advertisment. OC Handyman was called to make a progress which came to naught being the "ChoBoLan" OC that he is.
Icing were carried out with more icing from Longkang the Mystery Whip who caught all 3 offenders for not wearing Wankers Ts on the fist Wednesday of every month. Remember this, only Wankers apparels are to be worn on this day, nothing from other hashes even if it is a batang chapter, this is an ice offence.
As the rain kept beating down, the circle was quickly completed with grace said by Kool Dogg.
On On On Makan was at Hup Hee with great food and almost too much to drink. Imagine this bunch of Wankers could not even finish the food served and Superman had to tarpau leftovers for his workers. The beer and stout kept flowing non-stop until we had to put a stop to it.
Great evening ..... good run, good circle, good food with plenty of gold and black fluid to wash down with and best of all great fellowship and camaraderie. WANKERS ROCKS !!!!!

Puke from Hyena after a night of over indulgence.

Well set run by ChickenMan

Run# 188,   Date: 29th Feb 2012

HARE : CHICKEN MAN

Cock Hares: Korek, Wank Wank & Horseman

Run Site: RESERVOIR, PUNCAK ALAM..  

Truly Wonderful day to Run, Location very ideal, Condition perfect.Then after that a nice scenic path to end finish.Very Well set run, with plenty of paper, ( ONLY THING IS NO WATER TO DRINK )

A wonderful run, which started gradually through a walk path till it went down to the 2 small sheds, from then on it became rather wet and slippery, through thorny plants and lots of greens into the Protected Forestry, lovely and peaceful in the forestry.

With sounds of Birds chirping and Squirrels scuffling through the branches of the trees.

All 35 wankers who showed up seemed very lively and cheerful, friendly and warm (gaji sudah dapat lah)

2^nd check was done rather well, for those who knew their way from the Reserved forest to the base, quietly turned left on the road and followed through and came out very quickly. For those dedicated Wankers who stuck to paper, well it was a long distance out from the Forestry again through tough brushes and Slipper slopes, Log hopping , soggy areas and leach creepy land.  This was a good way to make sure the regular front runners, were left behind wondering what the hell happened.

Unbelievably  “Sang Chee” was the first runner out. – big hand to him on achieving this.   

Still it was a wonderful and enjoyable run altogether – Hip Hip Horay to the Hare and Co hares.  

RA – Mr Peppers was sizzling and scintilla-tingly hot on the matter of YAT KOW CHAT Run contributions and efforts ( more like no efforts ) from the  3000 member wankers. Other than the huge pledges from “Char Siew Fan” and “Lazzchar” towards the 600 odd people event.  We hoped that the Rain which came down with cold Artic Winds helped to cool Mr. Peppers down a little.

Note to Mr Peppers – PKR is looking for someone to contest the 2^nd in command post for the next election– you have all of Wankers support old lady.

Plenty of Golden Juice and Lots of good food brought the gathering to a rather pleasant end.

Better to have Tried and Failed then to have never tried at all.

LAST SAY – GUYS, PLEASE DO YOUR WANKING BIT FOR THE UPCOMING 197 RUN, AND MAKE THE TEAM PROUD FOR THIS COME TOGETHER 197 RUN.

Scribe: Foreplay – Suresh

Mucho Kool Dogg

Run#: 187   RunSite: Penchala Link   Date: 22^nd February 2012

Hare: Kool Dogg   
Cock Hares: Thai Kau Fatt, Yam Seng and Mah Lau

We begun by climbing a steep hill. Trail shoes were needed for the steep terrain, and our Visitors from Taiping were saying boots with ankle protection will be just good enough, so having forgotten my running shoes and clad with our my miscosin, I took the plunge or is it the flight? Up, up and away.

A short 15 minutes climb and an easy trek of 500 meters takes us to a quiet and secluded jungle stream. In the hot day climate, high temperatures and oppressive humidity leave the impression that it would be best to stop but knowing Kool Dog, it would still be quite a long way to plod on.

When trekking through dense jungle with little exposure to direct sunlight, we were enjoying the run at our own pace and of course the fast runners are no-where to be seen.

It was a great trail to the peak with breath-taking view of Kuala Lumpur; we slowed down at that part together with our Taiping guests to take in the view.

And next was just a short to the trail down, very steep and very dark and most of us were virtually on our hands and knees. It the most challenging part of the overall trail.

We were very well greeted at the exit, this is the moment that all of us are waiting for … Beer again!

We end the day with delightful dinner with signature dishes by respective chef’s best dish.

Scribed by Horseman

 The Taiping boys with Grand Waker Messy and Papa (right) from Mothers

Wanking Invite from DUCKULA of Harimau Hash

Harimau CNY LAN

21March 2012

Run Site: Pantai Hill Park

Run Starts: 5.30pm

Directions:  From Kg. Subang head for NPE pay 2 times toll, at the second toll keep left and look for hash sign turning towards Kg. Kerinchi. Proceed straight till the end of road, run site at condo end.

From: Kepong, KL. head for overhead bridge Pantai and turn in to Kg. Kerinchi, at junction turn right to condo.

Last Week's LAN

Hare: Musang King (MIA)

Run #186

Run Site: Sec 10, Kota Damansara

Konek appointed Consultant Hare, but no where to be seen when setting the run at Kota Damansara section 10. Perhaps his toxic one leg kick attacked him. Anyhow (Tai Kau Fatt, Mau Lau,Horseman,Vulva,Mr.World & Kool Dogg) manage to put on a trail with only one hour forty five mins.

Wankers attendance less than 50% ,6.00p.m sharp the pack following the up slop trail lead by Yam Seng and reached the main trail turning right reaching the first check, Korek broke this back check and heading down hill and up again before settle on paraller trail and turn up left up hill. This time lead by Phor Boar,guess what?another back check, again broke by Korek.(Meantime, no mood Chickenman made a U turn trail and Hyena,Mata walking their independent trail back to the run site.) Coming back the main trail which bring the pack down to a tricky hill and all the way up up

slop stuff (imagine V shape hill) and finally out at the home trail and takes 20mins to run back to run site and for those walking,will really experience the sweat. First runner out Phor Boar at one hour and last runners Tang Sei Li and Superman one hour twenty mins.

 As usual Beer flow no stop to all present hasher, chit chatting as Kuaci drop his spec.while running back, eventually he broke it by stepping on it."Kuaci always our preserve Wanker".

Circle were call by Vulva starting with the wanking song.G.Wanker on the box and annoucement on Lan#197 Subang Wankers Jollification Run.Inter On Sex Hyena supported the

anoucemnent with sponsor,editing magazine and etc. Finally Batu Api (Kunthai) on the box, Konek first on the Ice Throne for non starter and Kuaci ciggarate butt again.With the absent of the R.A,

G.Wanker closed the circle and Messy Bak Kut Teh were served along the night. 

Scribed by KOOL DOGG

 

This Week's RUN

Run# 186   Date: 15Feb 2012 

Hare: Musang King - Missing         

Konek to set the run. 

Run Site: Sec 10, Kota Damansara 

Directions: Coming from Kg Subang, take the Sg Buloh road towards Kepong. After RRI, turn right at the traffic lights and go past Forest Hills (Phang Phooi's favourite joint) and turn left again at the T-junction traffic lights. Turn right upon reaching another T-junction traffic lights and look out for hash signs to turn left at the first traffic lights. Car park next to sekolah kebangsaan.

Last week's no scribe again

This Week's RUN

CNY...... LAN of the DraGOONs

RUN No: 185
Hare: CNY LAN
Date: 8th Feb 2012
Venue: Bukit Subang
Directions: Go pass Subang New Village and head towards Monterez Gold Club. At the junction turn right and follow hash signs until the second traffic lights to turn left onto the the bridge over the Guthrie Corridoor Expressway. Keep going straight until you come to a roundabout and follow hash signs to run site.

GPS Coordinates

N03* 10.378 E101* 30.612
Important Notice: Please bring along your yellow CNY shirt for this run.

Last Week's Run hared by LanChiowQQ
NO SCRIBE

Last Week's RUN

The run at Penchala Link

Hare: Mata2/Pepper.

25/01/12

A  very common  runsite ! To all of us,yours truly arrive at 5.30pm and notice that recycle was already there waiting for the crowd. Just as I arrive heavy rain started to pour down. I was thinking that this is the water Dragon cleansing the wankers of all sins blessing for the new year of the Dragon!

Anyway at sharp 6pm, with only 4 of us, Malau,foreskin,recycle,we head towards the tarmac road towards  the bungalows all the way we stroll till we hit the end  of tarmac to be greeted by a check, Paper was found by recycle  only to find out that it was a false trail.  Yours truly guided recycle to check back  on the right trail, here paper was found. On call was shouted with eager  to bring back the runners from the false trail.The trail follows the contour of the hill slope  for a while after that it leads us to the small slope up and all on  gradient of bicycle trail and was honk by bikers. I notice that the path was actually destroyed by the bike riders as the bicycle path was very deep in the center and water was running into the deep centertrack. If this goes on in no time it will cause a deep depression and dangerous for us runners to injure our foot while running! Lets hope that the bikers stays away from our trail!

Anyway back to our run,the hare  took us towards the hill almost the top, from here they turn right and it was downhill and into the tarmac and head home towards the beerwagon.

Summary of the run run is, a very short run but its OK ith 4 runners!

Rain continue to pour down on us,so to be safe we proceed to Mata2 fishing pond for a very rendezvous of fish diet that consist 4 types of fish. A very good effort by him to promote healthy diet to us. In spite of that we managed to consume 3 crates of beers,atmosphere was good as it was fresh air by the gazebo join by orang asli.

Messy.

THIS WEEK'S RUN

Run# 183
Run Site: Penchala Link

Hare: Mata-Mata

Date: 18th Jan 2012

Last Week's RUN

Run # 182

Hare: Wank Wank

Date: 18th Jan 2012

Run Site: Bukit Pengsan, Puncak Alam

Directions:

GPS   N03* 07.766   E101* 30.185

NO SCRIBE

Invite from DRACULA for CNY at the Harimaus

SPECIAL INVITATION from DRACULA from the Harimau Hash for his CNY run on 21st February 2012.Run Site: Pantai Park, Kg Kerrinchi
Run Starts: 6.00pm

Damage: RM28 for all Wankers
All are encouraged to support this plick.

Lots of twines and sharp Barbs and Poki Poki thorns

Hash Run 181 by ,

HASH  HARE :  ANGRY DUCK AND CVO HARE 4 WANKERS  .

Location : PUCHONG DEAD MAN'S LAND.  

DATE: 11 JAN 2012.

Truly Wonderful day to Run, Location very ideal, Condition perfect.

Plenty of space to run, lots of twines and sharp Barbs and Poki Poki thorns, run started like normal, go along the houses till the entrance to the Jungle, then go down to the river, from then on Up the first Hill then The second hill , and then the 3 rd hill,  Looks like Hares could not find any more hills to put paper on or either ran out of paper and had to find a path pack to the starting point. Very good run for Virgin Hare. However paper lying was funky up a little.

Not any visible checks but I guess the Plicks in front would have broken them checks.

Holy paper was marking the trail towards the end, all in I think there was 3 and half hills to complete.

Trail towards the end was pleasant as it sloped slowly downwards the Chinese Tokong.

Some wankers stoped to pray and to thank the Chinese Tokong for ensuring that they  got out safe.

Ok lah, I also got down on one knee to thanks him As well.. One Malaysia Mah.

All in all a very good and enjoyable Run.

Ironman ... finally out at 9.15pm

Unfortunately Ironman got lost, looks like he follows the other chapters paper and expected to come out faster since our chapter have not enough paper what.

1^st runner in 7.15 and Iron Man finally came out at 9.15 pm, this plick had a small torchlight with him which ran our of battery after a few minutes. He said after the run that he has never been so frighten before in his life. ( Praise be given that he got out OK. )

We had arrange the “A team” led by Nangka Solo with enough supply of Beer and Nangka to find Iron Man. They did a good job. 

Beer was flowing graciously. So was the rain . Due to Anuar verdict, the sky split open and started to rain like hell and the group has to disperse. Circle was called short.

Since we could not convoy, bcos eyesight no good for the old farts,.  Some wankers could not go to Mr Worlds apartment for Dinner, and instead tong tong and had out own dinner in Puchong.  

Gong Xi Fa Chai.

Foreplay – Suresh – Merry Ponggol