Subang Wankers Hash House Harriers Founded 30th July 2008
ReHash: LAN # 15
5TH Nov 2008
Run site: Gasing Hill
Hare: Chan Mali Chan
Cock-Hare: Char Siew Fun
Arrived at the run site around 5.30 pm and saw a bunch of wankers ready for the run. The wanker who stood out among the crowd was none other than Hyena with his new crew cut hair style. He looks better now instead of the old grumpy look that we were so used to. Anyhow, the On ! On ! was called by the Grand Wanker at sharp 6.00pm. Into the secondary jungle we went led by the GW and followed by Ice-Breaker going down the hill, leading us to the stream. Crossing the stream, we then went up the hill, farting and grunting and of course cursing ! Guess who was doing all this ? After about 10 minutes up, we came to our 1st check. It is good that some new boots ‘spread’ out to break this check. A good check because it brought the wankers together. Check broken by Nangka Sor Loh . Down the hill we ran and came to the stream again. At this point, There were some who could not take the strain of going up another hill. They turn right and got fucked ! Why ? Arseholes had to go up another hill. They can’t escape the cuntniness of the hare and co-hare. I stayed behind to help the guest – Ah Ming.
Remember guys, it’s good that you bring guests to the run but please make sure that you take care of them and if you can’t then appoint someone to help your guest for the run. We don’t need this new guests to get lost or whatever, like getting eaten by tigers or lions ( like we are in Africa) What ever we do please take care of the guests.
Up the second hill we went and came onto the road leading to the Dam. Second check was broken by Ghandi Gee . Into the jungle we again, coming to the home straight and up the hill to the run site. 1st runner in was the non violent one from India . A good run said by all who went in for the run.
Circle
Grand Wanker on the box at 19.00 hours after the acting Feng shui master, Hyena, placed the box and the Ice-Throne accordingly. Called the hare, Chan Mali Chan for an on down.
Hare on the box and called his co-hare, Char Siew Fan . gave him an on down. GW called the appointed Batu Api ( Char Siew Fan). On the box, Batu Api Iced the Following, Ice Breaker and Nanka Solo for being kai poh chee. Saswadee got of lightly because of his medical condition. GW on the box and gave an on down to the following. Cellphone, Danny, Ah Fook and Ah Ming for being guests at the run. A big hand to Ah Fook and Ah Ming for joining us ad members and paid their entrance fees. Welcome to both of them. GW baptize the following, Eddie will be known as Nanka Solo and Phillip as Tan Say Lay. Another big hand to Ah Fook for donating 100 T-Shirts to the Chapter. Grace was said and we a adjourned to Kamt Kee Restaurant (next to Kam Lan Massage Parlour) in Petaling Gardens for dinner.
Triple On was at Sawsdee for Konek 87th Birthday Bash. Special Thanks for the good run, good food and that special Balantine Whisky bottle-----Above all GOOD COMPANY.
Scribed by Mr Peppers
Batu Api for the Week – Char Siew Fun
Simon”Only One’, Nangka “Sor Loh” and “Pukipine iced for dubious reasons, really cannot remember why lah they got their nutts chilled, and I said earlier must be some idiotic dubious reasons ……which was good enough for the miob.
Hash Baptism
Philip Wong henceforth to be known and answer to the name “TangSeiLe”, literally translated from Cantonese “wait die you” ‘because he is always late. Waiting for him to get something done is to wait until you die or.
Eddie the Fruit will now be known as “Nangka Sor Loh” for the type of fruitti he is and makes money from and the nutty and blur-blur charater he alway portrays.
Attendance 87% 20/25
One Guest of Pukipine – FOO
Welcome New Boots – Ah Ming, Ah Fook & Cellfon
Total Attendance - 21
Note: Total membership apporaching 30, at the rate we’re going, membership to our club will be exclusive and close pretty soon. Now, let’s go for quality.
HASH Happenings
• 8TH M'SIAN NASH HASH - HOST BY ROYAL KLANG CLUB HASH 4 , on 12-14Mar 2010
Reg. before 31Aug08 RM200, Before 30Jun09 RM250, Before 31Dec09 RM280, Normal RM300
• KL HHH (Mother Hash) 70th Ann.Run on 07Dec08 (Saturday) F.O.C. runsite to be confirmed
• BATANG KAJANG 777 PRICK CELEB RUN on 29Nov08 (Saturday), F.O.C. Closing : 31Oct08
Interested Register with Messy, this prick missing all the time …..check with Hyena then.
NEXT WEEK’S LAN # 16
Site: Putra Heights
12th November 2008
Hare: Ah Pooi
Scribe: Simon “Only One”
Take the backside rod to get out of Subang Jaya and turn left and head towards Puchong. A few hundred meters on take a left turn to up the viaduct and right towards Putraheights. Turn left and follow hash signs from the traffic lights to run site.Same run site as the run set by Konek 3 runs back.
