The Weakly Wanking Trash Run 74

of Subang Hash House Harriers

Run: #74

HARE: KOREK

CO-HARE: MALAU,MESSY,SANCHEE

Run Site: PUNCAK ALAM-ATANLUNYA HILL

Good Run,but still could not break this hill despite several attempts. 42 wankers came for the run. First runner Konek. Grand wanker on christmas break so Joint Master(Smokey) on the box. Batu Api was Yam Seng. On On was at Hup Kee restaurant.

Next week run Smokey's #74 along Puncak Alam road about 1 1/2km from last week's run. Look for Hash Sign.

Cheer's

Smokey

Next Week's Run
Run No: 75
Hare: Smokie
Date: 30th Dec 2009
Run Site: Puncak Alam
Directions: Go along the Puncak Alam road. Pass UiTM, pass Altantuya Hill and go on straight for approx. 2km and look for hash sign to car park on the left side of the road.

Trash Run #73

The 
Weakly 
Wanking 
TRASH
of SUBANG WANKERS HHH

Next Week's Run
Run # 74
Hare: Korek Ah Loy
Date: 23rd Dec 2009
Run Site: Altantuya Hill (Puncak Alam)Directions: At the Monterez junction turn left and head towards Shah Alam. Turn right at the traffic lights to go over the Guthrie Expressway onto Puncak Alam Road. Go along this road and look for hash signs go pass UiTM campus, and pass another traffic lights before looking for hash signs to run site on the right side of the road. (Road to dam)

Bagus 
Punya 
Lan

Rehashed: Run #73

16th Dec 2009

Hare: Kenny Wank Wank

Cock Hares: Messy, Mah Lau & Sang Chee

Run Site: Puncak Alam (UitM)

 Saya di panggil tulis ini run tak tau tulis inggeris sebab tak sekolah mah. Hari ini mayak bagus mahu lari hujan stop,sudah lari hujan mari,sudah habis lari hujan stop lagi! Wah mayak bagus oh.

Bila masok lari nampak Malau,Messy,Sangchee keluar tapi hare tad a,mana di lari? Start masok hutan tepi kolam lari sampai bukit,terus naik bukit aga check.lepas check lagi naik bukit. Terus naik dan nampak sampai lagi check ini kali kiri dan terus naik lagi bukit ini hari banyak bukit oh.

Sampai bukit atas nampak satu rumah besar, ini kali lepas ini kita turun bukit ingat balek sampai runsite tapi tiu nama bukan runsite tapi Bukit Tengku Oh! Lagi lari dalam dan sampai runsite. Ada makan dan minum.

No 1 masok 1 jam 30 minute.

Last 2 jam 30 min.

Grandwanker Tanya apa run! Tapi semua cakap “BAGUS RUN” 3 kali oh.

Ini lah sys punya tulis.

Jumpa semua mari saya punya lari. Puncak Alam reservoir(ALTANTUYA)

Ada seluar pendek saya kasi. Siapa tak mari tak ada.

On! On!

Korek.

The

Weakly

Wanking

Trash

of

Subang Wankers HHH

Next Week's

RUN No: 73

Hare: "Kenny" Wang Wang

Date: 16th Dec 2009

Venue: Puncak Alam (UiTM)

Directions: At the Monterez junction turn left and head towards Shah Alam. Turn at the next traffic lights into Puncak Alam road and look for hash signs to run site on the left behind the UiTM campus.

REHASHED LAN #72

9th Dec 2009

Hare: Mr Peppers

Cock Hares: Hyena & Ah Ming

Run Site: Bukit Subang

Scribe: Kool Dogg

Arrived together with Icebreaker,Konek,Handyman & his Horror in Bukit Subang Lan site at 5.00pm.Followed closely with Korek & Speedy.As usual those wankers pouring in after 5.30pm. While still exchanging salvo, On On was call by Acting GW (Smokie) before 6.00pm.

The Hare (Mr. Pepper) started with a short flat trail.Then came to a palm estate and the first check. Broken by ?????? and then up a short slope, and down and up cutting through the estate and again up another hill to the peak. From here you can notice the pack beginning to split into smaller groups. Holding my breath to keep pace with the front pack, I came face to face with another high and steep uphill task cutting up straight against the terrain.On On echoing the estate, on reaching the summit only to realise the SCoBs turning right to the front trail.(Well! no problem I am a Wanker with wanking and some running spirit) pursued by Kayu & going down to join those SCoBs who have now mingled with the FRoBs.Check was broken by ??? and all the way the divided pack glide along the smooth home trail running & walking back to the Lan site. First to come out was Konek,follow by Speedy,Tai Kau Fatt & other FRoPs. Second pack was Kool Dogg,Cicak & Kayu and we came out on the other side admist the grumblings and rumblings of the Hare & his Cock Hare (Hyena) for not following the paper.(Animal Sense Mahhh).Approximately 30min the whole pack all out.

After all the wankers have taken their cool bath and had their fill of the golden fluid, circle was called at 8.00pm by Mau Lau,starting the Wanking song lead by Kool Dogg (Acting Bart) and call upon Smokie (Acting GW) on the box.Suprised everyone!Cause this Lan, GW is the Hare.
AGW asked how's the run,responed was sactisfactory. Called the hare (Mr.Pepper) on the box to thanks his Co.Hare Hyena & Ah Ming (Mata). Strange,the Hare between two Fatt Co.Hares.Remind me of a 6 inch Subway HotDog with pepper sauce. Following a short announcementabout the upcoming Jerantut Lan,the mystery Batu Api were call on the box.Another suprise to everyone, Speedy, ours new Wankers and a experince Hasher.
* First on the Ice Throne!Guess who.....the Hare(GW) Offence: Started the run before 6.00pm.Serious offence ahh...!
* Second was Kool Dogg! Offence: Being (Kei Poh) busy body marking the pack before and after the run.Didn't follow the Batu Api instruction ad sing on his own will.
* Third & fourth follow by Mah Lau & Konek respectively! Offence: Being a SCoBs (Short Cut Bastard) how dare they joined paper.
RE:The Ice Throne only freeze those guilty arseholes who commit offences during the run and circle.We need to learn from the basic.(Wankers motto Back to Basic).
Moving on,next Lan#73 Hare Wang Wang handed over the goddies (Pouch) to the Wankers early,requested all the wear it at Jerantut Run.Well! Good contribution,cause a few wankers turn all the pasar malam over to buy this item.Big hand fo Wang Wang and souvenir very appreciated.Lastly we were told this Jerantut Annivesary Run,wankers formed the biggest contingent of 30.Bravo!!! (SUBANG WANKERS).Acting GW back on the box to say grace to the Hare, Ruber Dup Dup !!!! On On.

On On On was at Hup Hee Restaurant,four tables were served with Fried Tau fu with mince pork,Soya steam fish,Belacan paku veggi,Kong poh chicken and off course the golden fuild and follow by Dong Dong the traditional way. Good food and cold beer, the final ON ON were held seperately with all going to their favorite spot.(The Wankers Lubang-Lubang). ON ON!!! - KOOL DOGG

This Week's RUN

Hare: Mr Peppers

9th Dec 2009

Run Site: Bukit Subang

Directions:

Go pass Subang Village towards monterez, at the traffic lights turn right and head towards Sg Buloh. At the second traffic lights, turn left onto the bridge over the Guthrie Expressway. Go on straight towards Bukit Subang, follow hash signs to pass through 2 roundabouts and a Petronas station to run site.

Raining

Musangs

&

Sang Chees

Run No : 71

Hare : Foo Chook

Date ; 2^nd December 2009

Run Site : Setia Alam Echo Park

Scribe : Mr Peppers

Arrived quite early at the run site to find Tan Say Lay, Cichakman and a few other Wankers getting ready for the run although it was still raining musangs and wild boars at that time. Within the next 40 minutes or so, the crowd swelled to more than 40 members. On ! On ! was called at sharp 6.00pm by the GW. On the road, we went for about 100 meters and turning left into an open area before going up a gentle slope passing through oil palm territory for about 10 minutes, where we came to our first check. Most of the guys spread around to find connecting paper. After about five minutes, the check was broken by Pengsan Kuat ( I Think ) . This time it was all up and up. Really ball breaking and lots of grunting, farting and grumbling esp. from you know whom !!. Not bad to see Hyena in the spirits of things and really going up this frigging hill without any problems. Is he trying to send a message here ??. Finally conquered this hill and into an open space where we saw another Frigging hill to climb. Ahhh !, What the hell ! Sup ! Sup ! Suay Mah !! With the energy to still Fart and Grunt , I manage to over take Hyena and came to an area where we could catch the fantastic view of Punchak Alam. With that, we continued into the secondary jungle and caught up with some stragglers e.g. Longkang. Pang Phooi, Superman , Musang ctc. etc. Into the Oil Palm area we started our slow jog back to the run site except for Hyena. Apparently , he jumped and landed badly and twisted his ankle. For a moment I thought he twisted his Frigging balls but no such luck . First runner in was around one hour. Last runner ( Hyena ) in, one hour fifteen minutes. It was a good run with all the necessary ingredients thrown in to make it a memorial hash run… esp by a virgin hare.

Circle called at 8.00 pm . Gw on the box and calls the hare. Gives Foo Chook a drink for setting a good run. Hare on the box and gives his six co-hares a drink. GW then takes over the box and immediately calls the virgin hare to explain that you don’t need to take a whole battalion, just to set your run. Limit your co-hares to about two and you have more runners part take in the actual run.

GW iced the following :-

Tan Say Lay…..For disturbing the circle ( This is a very brave hare )

Sang Chee……..For passing unsavory remarks while receiving his Sarong ( 50^th run, another brave hare )

Recycle…………For not introducing his new member to the GW ( Wants to commit hara-kiri )

Chickenman ……For wanting to buy up the remaining membership and sell them at a huge profit ( Crazy Wanker.. thinking of profits )

GW baptisted the following : -

Yap Mook Sang will now go by his hash name as Musang

Ah Hong will be called as No Balz

Tan say Lay takes over the box as Batu Api and calls Speedy. Gives him a drink for wearing new shoes. Hyena makes a few announcements with regards to the Jerantut celebrations run. Those who are responsible for submitting their weekly scribe.. Kindly do so! You have been forewarned that failing to do so, is an iceable offence. No more Chance lah ! Mesti Kena One !! Subs have all been paid. ON ! ON ! Good for you Wankers ! Grace was said and dinner was at New Generation Restaurant in Meru. To Foo Chook….Thank you for a good run, good food and a good time . On ! On ! Scribe : Mr Peppers

This Week's Run

Run #71, 2nd Dec 2009

Hare: "Foo Chok" Chee Khuan

Run Site: Setia Eco Park, Setia Alam

Directions:

Take the NKVE and head towards Klang. About a km before the Bukit Raja Tool, take the ram left to turn right onto the new Expressway that leads to Setia Alam. Look for hash signs to turn left and right over the expressway to the run site.

Rehash of the Run that was:

Run #70, 25th Nov 2009

Hare: Yam Seng

Run Site: Bukit Lagong

Pic: The Hare and his Cock Hare

No scribe again as usual, about time something is done or we will not have a regular Trash in the near future as not many of our members are keen or even interested in supporting this exercise. This week's hare need to be iced for not scribing and for failing to make arrangement for someone else to do it on his behalf. Future disruption can be detrimental to the future of this Trash as an information tool as it is now eroding the enthusiasm of people who take the time and a lot of trouble to prepare and publish this weekly mouthpiece.

This Week's Run # 70

25th Nov 2009

Hare: Yam Seng

Run Site: Bukit Lagong

Directions:

Head towards Selayang, at the junction to FRIM on the left continue straight ahead and turn left at the next traffic lights and head on straight towards Rawang. Before the intersection at Jalan Ipoh, look for hash signs to run site on your left.

Rehash of Run # 69 (Lok Kau)

18th Nov 2009

Hare: Superman

Cock Hares: Messy & Mah Lau

Run Site: Altantuya Hill, Pincak Alam

Shortest run ever by the wankers, first runner out within half an hour. Seem the out trail was too close to the in trail and Thai Kau Fatt, our leading runner as usual, mistakenly followed paper which supposedly was the out trail and missed out a big loop in the process. Hare duly iced.

No Scribe for the run this week as Yam Seng was not present for the run, still he is responsible and ought to have appointed someone to scribe for him. Ice???

This Week's Run No: 69

Hare: Superman

Date: 18th Nov 2009

Venue: Bukir Altantuya, Puncak Alam

Directions:

Take the Puncak Alam Road from Subang Village, go pass UiTM Campus and look for hash signs to run site at the next junction. Car park is on your right along the road which leads to the dam.

Rehashed: Last Week's Run #68

Paper Not Connected on 1st Check

Run No : 68

Hare : Banker ( Mun Chai )

Date ; 11^th November 2009

Run Site : Kepong Industrial Park

Scribe : Mr Peppers

Arrived quite early at the run site to find Messy , Hyenna, Cichakman and a few other Wankers getting ready for the run Within the next 40 minutes or so, the crowd swelled to more than 40 members. On ! On ! was called at sharp 6.00pm by the GW. On the road, we went for about 100 meters and turning right into an open area before going up a gentle slope where we came to our first check. Most of the guys spread around to find connecting paper. After about 10 minutes, the check was broken by yours truly. It was a back check !. No Connecting the paper was done. This is no good !!. What’s wrong with you Wankers ? Down the the mountain trail we went, bashing through all the way until the next check. It took sometime to break this check but never the lest, it was broken by Superman. This time it was all up and up. Really ball breaking and lots of grunting, farting and grumbling esp. from you know whom !!. This is where the run turned fuck up !! There were paper leading up and along the pylons and there was paper going left. Well some followed the on up trail and some to the left. I took the left trail, bashing through some secondary jungle and finally coming to the factory Industrial area. Anyway, on to another check and I really do not know who broke this check as I was way behind. Twenty minutes later, hit the laterite road, along the factories we went to head for the kampong area. From here, we hit a trail leading us into the forested area, passing Mau Low’s former run site. 1^st runner in at around 1 hour 45 minutes. Last runner in was 2 hours 45 minutes.

Circle called at around 9.07pm. GW on the box and immediately iced Banker . How many times do we need to remind you Wankers that went we started this Wankers Chapter, the main aim or purpose was to get back to the seriousness of BASIC HASHING !!!!. and one of them (aims ) was to set a reasonable run ( 1 hour15 mins—first runner ) so that every wanker can enjoy the run. Now a days I hear comments e.g like Oh ! the fella set the run huh! Don’t want to come mah , cannot enjoy lah or how about this remark…That wanker help set run ah !!.. better go half way and come back. Now you see what’s happening !! I am sure that every Wanker that comes for the run, wants to enjoy the run, the companionship of each other , the food and the triple on! on ! I now you can’t please everybody with a PERFECT RUN but please do try and set the run within the time limit of 1 Hour 15 minutes ( 1^st runner ) and I don’t think that it is hard to achieve . For those who think that this Chapter only sets short runs( 1hour 15 mins ), please be free to join other chapters that sets longer runs than us. Enough said on this subject. !!!!

Banker was then given a drink and steps on the box and calls his co-hares..and gives them a drink, namely Yam Seng , Tafu and Sayang. GW then makes a few announcements . Jerantut run…. Pay up and get ready to go. Similar to Kangar run. All those that were confirm going please pay up to Messy for hotel booking. This is going to be a long weekend due to the Hari Raya Haji holiday that falls on the 27.11.2009. So do the necessary. Batu Api ( Cichakman) on the box on the box and iced Cuntractor for littering the place with his cigs butts. Next, Banker was next on iced ( Huh !! beats the crap out of me… why ? ) Messy and Phang Phooi, on the box and talks about our Kau Chat (97 ) Run. Everybody will play a part in organizing this celebrations run . A meeting will be called soon and all logistics to be sorted as quickly as possible so as to make this run a run to remember by all !!! Lets all support this !!!!!

Banker was called in front and grace was said and we adjourned to a restaurant in Kepong called Tiew Fatt next to Hum Tiew Massage Parlour. Dinner was unique but enjoyable. Many varieties of Stall Food was served.

Banker thank you for the good food and not so good run ( effort was there, maybe the next time you will set a better run ) Triple ON ! ON ! was somewhere in Kepong beside See Fatt Spa Centre (branch of Hum Tiew Massage Parlour)

Mr Peppers

Next Week’s Run : Superman Run Site : Altanthuya Hill Run, Puncak Alam

Last Week's Run....a marathon????

The week's Run
Run # 68
Hare: "Banker" Mun Chai
Date: 11th November 2009
Run Site: Kepong Industrial Park (KIP)
Directions: Take the LDP and head towards Sri Damansara. Go past Ikea on your left, go on straight and pass Damansara Perdana. Pay toll and go on straight to the traffic lights on the Sungei Buloh Road junction. Keep going straight ahead into the industrial area of Sri Damansara. Turn left immediately at the first traffic lights and look for hash signs to run site in Kepong Industrial Park (KIP).

REHASHED: Run #67

Hare: Vulva "Hai Peh"
Run Site: Setia ECO Park
Date: 4th November 2009
Cock Hares: Foo Chok & Hyena

Foks!!!! the first runner came in by 46minutes and everyone was in before 7.30pm and some people have the fokin nerve to call it a marathon.

Another call, "Its not a hash run!!!" What? Do the hare need to get lost and at the same time fok up the whole pack and bring them back after 8pm so that it can be classified a "HASH" run.

Criticism is OK but one need to be level headed and not be vindictive when one makes a judgement call like last week's run. The hare put in a lot of time, effort and money into making his run a good one. Even if he falters in any way, the effort and sincerity of his attempt to put on a good show should be cause enough for us to show him some appreciation. If one has nothing good to say, do not say anything, just shut the fok up.

NO SCRIBE AGAIN THIS WEEK

Some theaterics before the run

This Week's RUN #67

Hare: Vulva Hai Pei
Date: 4th November 2009
Run Site: Setia ECO Park, Setia Alam
Directions:
Take the NKVE and head towards Klang. About approximately 1 km from the Bukit Rajah Toll, take the ramp left to turn right into Setia Alam or is it Alam Setia, you find out yourself. Continue on this road which is a dual carraigeway until you come to the first overhead bridge. Turn off here and go right and follow hash signs to run site.

ReHashed: RUN #66

Hare: Chicken Man

Cock-Hares: Messy & Mah Lau

Run Site: Bukit Subang

This fokin virgin hare really, really wanted to impress. He recruited the best in the form of that messy guy with the similar name and together with a monkey they ventured out to set to set a mother of a run. A fantastic effort by a "not touched by human cock" hare, and their foray over the bridge across the Guthrie Expressway onto virgin territory also was stupendous but just a mite too long for GW's likings. He was duly iced for setting a long run not withstanding a good one., the ice of course.

The usual farting and icing continues and the circle was adjourned to Hup Hee Restaurant for the grub, 3 tables with 6 bottles of SKOL per table from the hare.

Big hand for a great run and a fantastic dinner.

Kuala Perlis Invitation Run (Batangs Only)
28th Nov 2009

Run Site: Danok

Only 6 have registered with Messy so far. All interested, please register early to support this batang hash.

Jantan Jerantut HHH 1st Anniversary Run

12th December 2009

Run Site: Kuala Tahan

25 wankers registered, damage for run and hotel is RM65 except for those who have booked double rooms.

Run # 64, 14th Oct 2009

Thie Week's RUN

Run No: 65

Hare: Kool Dogg

Date: 21st Oct 2009

Venue: Bukit Kiara, TTDI

Scribe: Superman

Directions: Enter TTDI via the Pizza Hut entrance, go on straight pass VADS Building (former IBM), pass 2 sets of traffic lights. Turn left after the long houses on your right. Look for car park on your left next to Wisma Bakti just before the guard house to the golf club.

REHASHED: Last Week's RUN

Monkeys on the Run

Hare: Mah Lau

Cock Hares: Messy & Diamond Arse

Date: 14th Oct 2009

Vanue: Kota Damansara (Bkt Mah Lau)

Scribe: Kool Doog (Yes, again PUKIpine take note)

After almost a dozen run at Subang area, we finally have a refreshing new run site in Kota Damansara. Coming a long way with well develop houses, commercial buildings, shopping complexes, clean, well organised roads with beautiful floral landscape lining all the way to the run site. Handyman and I arrived at Lan site just oppoosite a secondary school at 5.20pm. Wide compound with community facility provided. A few Wankers chatting and absorbing the cool breezing evening. A while pass, more wankers arrived. Yam Seng brought BBQ Chicken and Mah Lau had earlier organised some Vege.kuih which were mercilessly devoured by the Wankers..

At 6.00pm Grand Wankers(Mr.Pepper) called On On. The Hare (Mah Lau) started with the primary jungle,trackking all the way up the small bukit for the first check which was easily broken by Smokie, calling On On up the the hill with Sawasde joining paper.After reaching the peak,a short flat path and down the slope and up to the second hill and we came to the second check.Looking back,all Wankers still keeping up the pace like a colourful snake zig-zaging the path.Again Smokie broke the check,this time inaudible calls of On On from somewhere around the right side.Nangka Solo joined the paper but just could'nt figure out which direction the on calls were coming from, so he kept barking AR..YOP!AR..YOP. Up the path we climb until the second peak and down hill with Nangka Solo keep mumbling (Smokie) behind Char Siew for not waiting.Reaching the third check,paper bring the FRB to the left down.Tai Kau Fat, always the smart bastard break the check to the right path,all the way down hill and all the way up to the third edge.A distance, slowly we descended right.Halfway Kenny Wang,the clever (Short Cut Bastard) joined for the run back to the car park. Already the first group (Cicakman,Simon Templer & Tai Kau Fat) back at 50mins.Followed closely with Sawawde,.Kopi-O,etc and the second,third group and finally the last group Ah Min & Tan Sai Li.(Wait Until You Die).

After a serving of watermelons and a cool refreshing bath & off course, aaaahh the golden fluid served by our (Beer Wagon) our nerves and aching feet were appeased.Foong Sui Master (Icebreaker) set the circle and Mah Lau called On On around 8.00pm.The Bard (Tang Sa Li) conducedt the Wanking song and called GW on the box.Straight away he called upon Hare (Mah Lau) cheered by the Wankers for a good good LAN. Mah Lau called on his Cock.Hare Messy who came back all the way back from Pork Dickson to set the LAN.{Good Job}.GW back on box,firing up some Wankers throwing beer bottles around "Litterbugs" and bathing naked in front the school and housing area.Come on Wankers use your (Otak lah).last weekend go Muar makan "otak-otak" come back "otak hilang".After the sober and guilty moment,Wankers are back to cheers again with the Batu Api on the box.This time it was Konek.(Still got period not dry yet),Tan Sa Li,Ah Min and new member Ken all on ice with the same offence,staying back at Tg.Balai because of those Chewets.(Very Serious Offence).After Batu Api satisfied all the Wankers,GW presented Nanka Solo the completed 50 Lan "Wankers Sarong" big hand for Nangka Solo.Anouncement as usual by OnSex (Hyena),congratulate the Wankers for attendance at Tg.Petri.{WELL DONE} and follow by OnCash collection.Moving on,GW call upon the guest and the new members.Finally he declared the (Subang Wankers HHH) had achieved our target, 52 members in 15 months.No chapter ever grew so fast in the pass 71 years history in (Batang HHH).What a achievement "Subang Wankers HHH" made history,we should proud to be a Subang Wankers and with leadership of a few veteran Hasher.On On!!!. Are we missing out something??????. Where is our Rear Admiral (Si Fat General).Longkang.On ice the bastard,(forgorten to bring his towel) no excusse and former Admiral Handyman teaching him how the job is done.At last we say grace to our Hare (Mah Lau).ON ON!

ON Two, food on site,served with the original Hyena Mutton Soup,Fried Cubis,Braised Chicken Leg with Dry Chili,Sweet & Savour Pig Stomach with Cucumber and Fried Rice.

Again the enviroment fill with laugthers,small groups gathering for gossip and Kool Dogg brought out his two decades old guitar to fuse up the atmosphere with songs from Icebreaker,Simon Templer,Konek and even Messy and Hyena joined in.

On Three were called to a place name Purple Manggo.Leaving the site seeing GW barking in the middle of the road.Maybe he is not in touch with the Wankers in the pass two weeks and got a bit too emotional. Arriving the pub with two Bouncer opening the glass door to welcome us,the bunch of Wankers already making another circle inside the pub.Slowly joining in with GW and others,the night filled with hash song and amusement on those unmentionable.Halfway through, a Dato compliment us us with two towers of golden fluid, TQ Dato. Maybe he likes the way we Subang Wankers HHH enjoy ourselves so much madness were radiated. More towers poured in, and finally at 12.00 midnight, the Wankers started dispersing peacefully.

SCRIBED AGAIN BY KOOL DOGG (Who needs PUKIpine?)