Lan# 196

Hare: Vulva
Run Site: Section 9, Kota Damansara
Cock Hares: Mah Lau, Konek & Angry Duck
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Virgin Hare 7UP

Hash Run 195,   
Run Site: bukit subang
HARE :  Chia7up.
CO HARES- malau and nangka solo and someone else.
DATE : 18^th April 2012.
Truly Wonderful Day to Run, and a vely vely good Lun at that.

Looks like Grand Master has lost for new names to give the Wankers, now he has gone to naming them after soft drinks, 7up,  Coco cola , 100+, Kikapoo, Pepsi, Mirinda, and like that lah,
After this what, Hard Liquor names will come, like Whiskey, Hennesey, Tody, Tali Merah,  Glenliwat, Glengilat,  Johnny Walker , then  Guinness, Anchor, Tiger, Carlsberg, Starker, Kilkenny and Suck Nanny. After that, will be Ganja, Heroin,  Ice, Meth, Hangover,  Over dose, Dying and Dead. 
Very pleasant run through the palm Oil estate,. In a rather nice weather,  not hot, rather cool with light trickles of rain. Although the ground was soggy, it was rather pleasing, not many hills think I went up once only.
Roughly 5 km  only, short run not breaking too much of a sweat. Look like this run is to let the wankers relax a little before the 197 run which has now  approached.  Plenty of rest needed as plenty of Work coming right up on Saturday.
Checks were broken by front runners, but broken paper was hardly visible in the rain when running.
Many many white Chinese asses were clearly being shown off during bathing session, ( there should be a rule about this )  as the white asses has not enough hair on it. We can consider to transplant some hair  from 420/ 421 chapter brothers. They very hairy loh.  Aunties may be passing suddenly to go to the temple to do prayers, then they would have been very distracted with the White Asse show. And complain to Ananannay who will come with betel leaf and Parang for explanation. Sooa Atleasta Keeepa the underweara ona ata alla timea.
Afveradazein.  Hail Wankers
Speeeedy please don’t go, no more Hakkawsai left lah.
Scribed by Foreplay – Suresh – Helping Wankers do their Wanking Allways. 

Last Week's Lan by virgin COLA

Hare: COLA

Run Site: Bukit Lanjan

Cock Hares: Yam Seng & Mah Lau
Scribed by Kool Dogg

Another Wednesday, very historical day for our Malay Rulers, Sultan of Kedah second time inherited second terms to be the YAB Agong (King of Malaysia).With democratic practice and tolerance religious believe,the Wanking Wednesday continues with Cola (Hare) Run#194 at Penchala Link new run site.Though is a national holiday and no traffic congestion,reaching the run site after five p.m and many wankers turn up with their jovial mood. Hare and (Co.Hare) already out from their mission (setting paper) joining the pack relentlessly with jokes and laughter until Grand Wanker called On On!

Following the paper down tarmac road turning right along side (LDP) and start working our way up a semi vertical hill, Wank Wank and Korek started their pit stop earlier than the first check,which broke by Tai kau Fatt ascending up slope again until the peak and come to the second check.This time the sniffing dog (Kool Dogg) turning left descending and found paper leading all the way down stream with (torn torn tree) everywhere waiting for you to clinch on,plus slipply trail and humid weather, finally the pack reaching the third check,again broke by Tai Kau Fatt heading towards tarmac road passing through Malay Kampung up and down slope all the way back to the run site. FRB less than an hour and last runner Hyena and Jack Ass back around one hour 30mins. Still hot and humid, sweat soaking all the way to our ass,while mosquito keep maneuvering all around, Golden Fluid start filling everyone throat and follow by the bathing session.With the absent of the bart and bartler, Mah Lau (J.Wanker) call for a quit circle.

After Wank Wank song, Messy (G.Wanker) on the box, introducing next week run 7 Up at Bukit Subang.G. Wanker explain to some Wankers having a anxious moment for our coming 197#Lan, it seem everything is in order.~The runsite,food,beer,security,admin.setting run,magazine,collection and etc....had been handle accordingly and most important every Wankers need to attach together on 21st April (Saturday).~. I always had faith with Subang Wankers HHH members.Looking forward to this day and may God give us a smooth and Wank Bang Day!With Hyena doing a huge jobs for the editing and collecting sponsor from others batang chapters,we should give a very very big hand for him. Coming up the Mysterious Whip (Batu Api)!Guess Who??????/

(Lanjau QQ)!First on Ice Throne Hai Mor (Si Fut Ming) with the offense leaving his pooch at Mau Lau car,follow by Hyena (Kew Kar) and Char Siew Fan marking his attendance wrongly.Shame! Shame! again Char Siew Fan (sitting on Ice with his swimming trunk) what a Batang Hashman is he!!!!!!!!!!!

and this kind of incident only happen in Bondan Hash!Moving on we have R.A (Mr.Pepper) on the box, again and again he asked and asked all the Wankers to support the 197#Lan,stay unite,behave and work hard to make 21st April a successful evening and furthermore follow the tradition way of hashing.After on down the Hare (Cola),the Hare called upon his Co.Hare and Sponsor of the night for another on down and back the box to R.A with his good mood of the evening,most of the minor offender were spare on Ice and grace were said....Ruperr Dupp Dupp.....we thank Cola for the Grupppppp.......On On!

On two <Charcoal Steamboat> at new place somewhere around Bandar Utama Center Point.Beer and food plenty to consume.Weirdly to said this is the first steamboat meal the Wankers had since I jointed the SUWHHH.Serve with two portion of Tomyam and herbal soup,seafood with prawn,fish.vegetable,lots of balls and etc.....filled everyone stomach.Somehow our table got an additional plate of fish which I ate deliciously and I need 30 mins to digest myself before I can pour more beer in,chatting continues and members started their journey to theirs on three respectively.Remain few Wankers still mingling around, here I got to know the next table did see the fish serve but unfortunately didn't eat it. Somehow was hijack by our table.Mr.Pepper,Jack Ass,Tai Choon Toy(victim) keep integrator Kool Dogg and Kam Lan who's the thief?At the end with the Subang Wankers patroit spirit,no theif were caught.

However what I mean, we are having a very good Wednesday Wanking Do! No doubt, the Wanking continues at Bukit Subang Lan # 195 (7 Up)!  On On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you all!

Last Week's Run at Bukit Lagong

Deeply engrossed in the usual pre-run bullshit, the GW started the run 5 minutes late. The pack start rumbling into the fringe of the forest and up and up and up a mother of a bukit to level off at the peak continue with a decent and another steeper, higher grandmother of a bukit, enunciated with groans, curses and words your mother never taught you, permeating from the verbal orifice of holy people like Superman, Longkang and Khunthai. First runner in 7.45pm, last runner in, lost and found, 9pm plus. Cola taking care of his guest Leong who had the cramps and farts, slowed down and when darkness came they have no torchlights. Foks they have to practically feel their way back until the rescue crew found them on their decent. None the worse from the experience but I doubt Leong will be back to try his luck again. Good on Cola for sticking along with his guest all the way.
The usual bullshitting continued in between nibbles of finger food "chicken wings" and water melon. Circle called and the mandatory announcements were made, icing by mystery whip "Nagka Sor Loh" and of course Grandma stake his claim to his usual tirade
The pack is then off to dinner at a makan palce next to FRIM, a sumptious spread from Pepsi washed down with pleanty of golden fluid. What a night, Messy lost his way and ended up trying to get into some condo on his way back and the hangover the next mroning was not too bad.
Thank you Pepsi for a "good" lan and a great night out.

RUN# 192 by Buffalo

-Sri Bintang (Kepong) run site,reaching there at 5.30p.m and few Wankers already present.

-6.00p.m Grand Wankers (Messy) called On On.

-Following up hill drain and parallel drain trail and end up at Tar Mac road.

-Reaching Indonesian squatters and first check.

-Broke by Kool Dogg and  heading towars a huge Park City sign board.         

-Turning right down lalang and all the up hill again.

-Reaching peak, another hill stuff in front.

-Keep climbing reaching another peak (High tension) and turn right to another jungle.

-(Lots of Wankers go straight for a short cut back to the run site).Front Runners following the tough trail.

-Back to run site, watermelon,stewed duck and stewed pork spare parts were served.

-Finally FRB out (New Guest) Young Man from G7 hash and follow by those completed run hasher.

-Golden Fluid shower all those thirsty throat and follow by bathing session.

-Circle were form and Wanking song and Grand Wanker on the box.

-Again 197#Lan announcement and Hyena briefing,then Mysterious Whip (Konek). Ice Hai Mor and Ironman.

-R.A Mr. Pepper on box to batize new wankers (Cola,Pepsi and 7 Up) respectively.

-Hare on the box to thanks his sponsor and Co. Hare!

-Lastly grace were said and Rupper Dupp Dupp,thanks Buffalo for the Gruppppp.............On On!

-On two in Menjalala (stone throw away)

-Beer all from the Hare (Buffalo) and plenty of delicious foods.

-See everyone at Lagong (Selayang) 193#Lan (Hare-Cola)

Scribed by Kool Dogg