The Weakly Wanking TRASH
Subang Wankers Hash House Harriers (Founded 30th July 2008)
Run No : 13
Hare : Pukipine
Run Site : Subang Estate
Date : 22nd October 2008
Grand Wanker calls the ON ! ON ! at sharp 6.00 pm. About 15 Wankers follow closely behind and headed towards the reservoir on the left. Up the hill we went passing a couple ‘making out ‘ on a motorbike. This got Konek an erection and I saw him head towards an undergrowth for a few minutes and later emerge with a smile like a cheshire cat . Anyhow, we continue along the housing area and up a hill until we came to a first check. Handyman went down, Konek went back, Sawadee went right and Ah Ching together with new boot , Eddie, went 2.00 O’COCK HIGH and broke the check. Down the hill we went through shiggy country and into the oil-palm estate . About 200 meters in, we came onto our second check. This is where Eddie who broke the check gave a new term of ON ! ON ! . Instead, he started shouting HERE ! HERE ! Well since he is new, we let him get away with it. Not to worry Eddie, a good job done by going around to find connecting paper. You will catch the ‘Hang ‘ of Hashing sooner than you think! Good running in the estate area and came to the third check. Now this check was a Bugger. A good 10 minutes was wasted to break this check. There were a lot of ‘in-roads’ and nearly everyone went in to find the connecting paper. Finally, check broken by Konek. Remember guys, try and go in ‘ deeper ‘ At least, 150 meters to 200 meters. The hare would usually place connecting paper behind a tree or around a corner to catch you off-guard. Like true blue wankers, off we went running for about 5 minutes and came to another bogey. This time a double Check. What the fucks was this !!!! . It got all of cuntfused. We went around and around like a ‘chicken with no-head’ !!!! Wasted a lot of time finding paper. The time was 7.10 pm . It was dark and the moon was behind the clouds. It was creepy . It was raining. It was anger. It was hunger. It was SHIT !!!! Finally Smokey broke this Check and out of the oil palm estate we emerge. It’s not over, the Hare, being Tribal Leader of the ‘Fuckahwee’ cannibals took us to another check into a jungle but we out smarted him and took the road trail back to the run site.A good 15 minutes was spent finding paper on this trail because it was dark and paper was scarce !!!!! The reason , the hare gave was, he was saving a lot of paper for the next run.!!!! What a Plick !! Circle was called at around 8.30 pm. Little John was the stand-in butler and Handyman was the feng-shui master for the night. Grandwanker on the box.. Iced the tribal leader , Pukipine for a long run. Hare took over the box and gave his co-hare, Hynea a drink. Grandwanker on the box and welcomed Phillip, his son Henry and Eddie ( Who later joined and paid his entrance fee) with a drink. Batu Api, Chan Mali Chan took over and gave Sawadee and Ice-Breaker an ice seating for wearing caps during the circle. Batu – Api was kind and generous today and passed the box on to the Grandwanker. Grace was said and food was served on site. Very good food catered from Little John’s Restaurant. It started to rain about 20 minutes later and we adjourned to Hup Hee’s for the triple ON . A good effort on the run, Good food by the hare and above all good company ON ! ON ! Mr Peppers
Hares On Line
LAN # Hare Date LAN Site
12 Konek 15.10.08 Putra Heights
13 Pukipine 22.10.08 Bukit Subang
14 Little John 29.10.08 Puncak Alam
15 Chan MaliChan 5.11.08 Putra Heights
16 Ah Pooi 12.11.08 Puchong
17 Heng 19.11.08 ???
18 Hyena 26.11.08 Puchong
19 Messy 3.12.08 ???
20 Sawasdee 10.12.08 ???
21 Simon 17.12.08 ???
22 Anderson 24.12.08 ???
23 Chandran 31.12.08 ???
24 “Hup Hee” Ah Ching 7.1.09 ???
25 Char Siew Fun 15.1.09 Gasing Hill
