Last Week's RUN

The run at Penchala Link

Hare: Mata2/Pepper.

25/01/12

A  very common  runsite ! To all of us,yours truly arrive at 5.30pm and notice that recycle was already there waiting for the crowd. Just as I arrive heavy rain started to pour down. I was thinking that this is the water Dragon cleansing the wankers of all sins blessing for the new year of the Dragon!

Anyway at sharp 6pm, with only 4 of us, Malau,foreskin,recycle,we head towards the tarmac road towards  the bungalows all the way we stroll till we hit the end  of tarmac to be greeted by a check, Paper was found by recycle  only to find out that it was a false trail.  Yours truly guided recycle to check back  on the right trail, here paper was found. On call was shouted with eager  to bring back the runners from the false trail.The trail follows the contour of the hill slope  for a while after that it leads us to the small slope up and all on  gradient of bicycle trail and was honk by bikers. I notice that the path was actually destroyed by the bike riders as the bicycle path was very deep in the center and water was running into the deep centertrack. If this goes on in no time it will cause a deep depression and dangerous for us runners to injure our foot while running! Lets hope that the bikers stays away from our trail!

Anyway back to our run,the hare  took us towards the hill almost the top, from here they turn right and it was downhill and into the tarmac and head home towards the beerwagon.

Summary of the run run is, a very short run but its OK ith 4 runners!

Rain continue to pour down on us,so to be safe we proceed to Mata2 fishing pond for a very rendezvous of fish diet that consist 4 types of fish. A very good effort by him to promote healthy diet to us. In spite of that we managed to consume 3 crates of beers,atmosphere was good as it was fresh air by the gazebo join by orang asli.

Messy.

THIS WEEK'S RUN

Run# 183
Run Site: Penchala Link

Hare: Mata-Mata

Date: 18th Jan 2012

Last Week's RUN

Run # 182

Hare: Wank Wank

Date: 18th Jan 2012

Run Site: Bukit Pengsan, Puncak Alam

Directions:

GPS   N03* 07.766   E101* 30.185

NO SCRIBE

Invite from DRACULA for CNY at the Harimaus

SPECIAL INVITATION from DRACULA from the Harimau Hash for his CNY run on 21st February 2012.Run Site: Pantai Park, Kg Kerrinchi
Run Starts: 6.00pm

Damage: RM28 for all Wankers
All are encouraged to support this plick.

Lots of twines and sharp Barbs and Poki Poki thorns

Hash Run 181 by ,

HASH  HARE :  ANGRY DUCK AND CVO HARE 4 WANKERS  .

Location : PUCHONG DEAD MAN'S LAND.  

DATE: 11 JAN 2012.

Truly Wonderful day to Run, Location very ideal, Condition perfect.

Plenty of space to run, lots of twines and sharp Barbs and Poki Poki thorns, run started like normal, go along the houses till the entrance to the Jungle, then go down to the river, from then on Up the first Hill then The second hill , and then the 3 rd hill,  Looks like Hares could not find any more hills to put paper on or either ran out of paper and had to find a path pack to the starting point. Very good run for Virgin Hare. However paper lying was funky up a little.

Not any visible checks but I guess the Plicks in front would have broken them checks.

Holy paper was marking the trail towards the end, all in I think there was 3 and half hills to complete.

Trail towards the end was pleasant as it sloped slowly downwards the Chinese Tokong.

Some wankers stoped to pray and to thank the Chinese Tokong for ensuring that they  got out safe.

Ok lah, I also got down on one knee to thanks him As well.. One Malaysia Mah.

All in all a very good and enjoyable Run.

Ironman ... finally out at 9.15pm

Unfortunately Ironman got lost, looks like he follows the other chapters paper and expected to come out faster since our chapter have not enough paper what.

1^st runner in 7.15 and Iron Man finally came out at 9.15 pm, this plick had a small torchlight with him which ran our of battery after a few minutes. He said after the run that he has never been so frighten before in his life. ( Praise be given that he got out OK. )

We had arrange the “A team” led by Nangka Solo with enough supply of Beer and Nangka to find Iron Man. They did a good job. 

Beer was flowing graciously. So was the rain . Due to Anuar verdict, the sky split open and started to rain like hell and the group has to disperse. Circle was called short.

Since we could not convoy, bcos eyesight no good for the old farts,.  Some wankers could not go to Mr Worlds apartment for Dinner, and instead tong tong and had out own dinner in Puchong.  

Gong Xi Fa Chai.

Foreplay – Suresh – Merry Ponggol

UPDATE ON THE WANKING JOLLIFICATION

SCOREBOARD OF batang clubs who have responded to our invitation:

Mother Hash                21

Danau Toba H3            33

420 HHH                      39

Ipoh HHH                     04

Total                           97

THIS WEEK'S RUN BY VIRGIN HARE "ANGRY DUCK"

Run #181  (11th Jan 2012)

Hare: Angry Duck

Run Site: Kinrara (South)

Directions:  

Head towards Astro along from Sunway toll along the LDP, stay on the center lane and go up the ramp and keep left and pass the Puchong turn-off and straight on towards Bukit Jalil. After the small hill and condo on your left keep right and turn right as you see a BIG GOLF ball up a ramp into Kinrara. From here you can see Giant on your left, go straight pass two traffic lights until you reach another traffic light at a T-junction, turn right, follow hash signs to turn right to car park.

Last Week's Run (4th Jan 2012)

Hare: Munster

Run #180

Run Site: Kota Damansara Sec 10

Cock Hares: LarChar, Messt & Mah Lau

 Truly Wonderful day to Run, Location very ideal, Condition perfect.

Then after that a nice scenic path to end finish.

Very Well set run, with plenty of paper, think only one check at the very end.

Run started straight into the jungle, hit the first Hill fast and feverish, then down all the way to a stream, then hit 2 nd hill Huffing and Puffing, lovely Hill to run then Hit 3 hill cursing and swearing.

Legs beginning to burn like hell. Can wait to reach the top of the hill , then all the way down back to another stream. Here I  thought, if I have to climb another hill I am going to kill the Hare and the Co Hares.  Luckily there was no more hills set up.  But getting out of the jungle was a long long path that never seems to end.  Think this was done on purpose. All in all it was total  Quality Run and very enjoyable.

Sliding down the hill holding on to anything in sight, the feel of sharp Thorns In the face is ireesaatable. Creaking pain in the knees is an absolute must for the Wankers.

Everone was in good spirits with plenaty of sprits in the blood. This must be becos of the Christmas, Boxing day, Honecker  Day ( jewish ) and New year Celebrations and also Chinese New Year Coming around the corner. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Not too much of icing , only a few , any way I cant remember lah too much beer going in already.

Very Sad to hear that the Hare Monster has been taken ill and is in Hospital. Our prayers are with you and we all wish you a very speedy recovery. And hope to see on the next run ( no need to work sooo hard la ) .   Big bottle beer was flowing fast and furiously.

Dinner was a little Unexpected, since the Wankers were spread out all over the Pub, and did not come together for dinner. Beer was flowing constantly from the Towers ,,  Think Lazcha took care of the Thai Waitress an also took care of the Beer Supplies for the night. Tong Tong was as little difficult to do , as most wankers were not wearing Underwear and could not keep the wallet in their pants.

Lots of lovely skirts around,  wankers were smitten and can see big smiles on their faces.

Entertaining band was scintillating with sexy moves and good beat,   

Cos they were not wearing pants either. Best excuse – Wallet in to car , car soo for how to do ???

Thoughts go out to Mr Anuar, hopefully he is freed, Old man already, give his some chance and respect to leave the world gracefully lah.

Foreplay – Suresh – Merry Christmas & Happy NY

After the run the week before, this prick called Munster after a long spell on medical leave, celebrated until the wee morning and his system got all screwed-up the next day and was hospitalized. Although he is out now, the doctors treating him could not find anything wrong with him, he is still unable to stand straight without having a fainting spell, his dick is similarly inclined. As such, he sub-contracted the run to LarChar who did a fantastic job like a old Hash dick that he is, a one hour run for the front runners (FROPS).

On -on was at a pub in Kota Dummy, food and 5 beer towers on the hare.......BIG HAND for a GREAT do. 

The grand old Hyena lost his way and was unable to locate the pub and ended up in Country Barn for a night cap.