Monday, May 7, 2012

A Khuntai LAN from Thailand and Back



Run # 198
Run Site: Templer's Park
Hare: Khuntai, a brand new Wanker.
Cock Hares: Mah Lau, Yam Seng and Thai Kau Fart
Scribed by: KOOl Dogg

This run was planned way back and the run sites ranges from Bukit Tinggi to Bentong (Thailand) and finally end up in Templer's park. Another Wanking Wednesday with an early noon rain fall continuously until I and gang, Handyman and Lanjau QQ reached the run site before 5.00pm which incidentally is the same time when the hares all emerged from the jungle all looking like some kind of fokin water chicken.

Due to the rain, many "poofter" wankers failed to turn up. Run starts on the dot at 6.00pm with G.Wanker ( Messy) calling On On! Paper went straight up hill presenting the pack with cunt wet slippery terrain lined with blood sucking leeches for the odd wankers with an arsehole leak. Anyhow, despite the fokin predicaments, we reach the fokin peak and decended the other side of the hill, frolicking, sliding and flipping on the mud slide down to a muddy truck trail turning right. The first check, Recycle and Kuaci took the initiative working very hard to try and break the check down the stream. They were however unlucky as Messy called On On opposite the check point.(eventually a back check). Few Wankers (Wank Wank,Handyman and Korek) decided to chicken out and make a U turn upon seeing a huge hill beyond. Hai Mor leading the pack (Recycle,Messy,Colo,Pepsi,Kuaci,QQ and Kool Dogg) ascended the hill practically on both hands and feet, finally reached the peak and what a sight, those wonderful waterfalls and a relaxing walking back to the run site. Still raining, food were served,golden fluid and checking leeches time. Around twenty Wankers attendance, circle were call by Vulva and Wank Wank song. G.Wanker (Messy) on the box with annoucement on next week at Pantai Hill Park . This is foolwed by some 197 LAN trash which needed to be disposed of. 
Khuntai on the Ice Throne for his fickle mindedness about his run site, Chickenman none starter, Hai Mor ....??????? and R.A on the box calling an on down to the Hare ( Khuntai) and his Co.Hare {Mah Lau,Yam Seng and Tai Kau Fat}.Somehow Wank Wank were ice due to disruption while our Grandmother R.A addressing the circle. Grace were said Rupeer Dupp Dupp thank Khuntai for the Grupppp. On On....!