Batang Kajang on Sang Chee's Trail

Last Week's Run # 174

Hare: SangChee

Run Site: Penchala Link.

Date: 23rd Nov 2011

Normal run-site to most of our senior members, due to the easy flow of the highway Hyena manage to arrive at site by 4pm. Being inquisitive he decided to follow papers for a stroll in first. Little did he realized that when he reached the first check he could not break it. Panic he returned to base only to be greeted by yours truly.

Anyway the crowd starts to crawl in by 5.45pm most of us are ready with a bit of stretching and warm up, we short off at sharp 6.

We climb up a mother of hill at the very turn from tarmac to jungle fringe,up,up,up, till we hit our first check.Papers found up hill only to be false trail and the actual trail was down a bit to the left. Just a bit of turn and up! Up! Up again till we hit top and check again at the bend leading towards down hill.

At this junction the hare decided to exit down hill,with the shout of On! On! The runners of Batang Kajang appear and say “shit we are on wrong chapter”  This is Subang Wankers” say Superman.

Down the hill we go along the tarmac road till we hit beer wagon.

A short run with steep hills,a good work out but nothing adventurous.

As we were to start our circle the front runners of Batang Kajang appears 8pm what a long run they have!

Sweet and short circle was conducted.

Food was Sang Chee (wild boar meat stew)

On! On!

Messy.

"Mah Lau" on a Monkey trail

LAST WEEK'S RUN
Run #173
Hare: Mah Lau
Run Site: Quarry in the vicinity of Sg Buloh Hospital
Cock Hares: Thai Kau Fatt & Khuntai

NO SCRIBE and no volunteers either.



New running territory as far as the wankers are concerned. Hilly, with thick undergrowth and plenty of swinging tree-to-tree, the way this plick of a hare likes it. Can be an interesting site with proper recce and planning, this new area is fill with all kinds of interesting possibilities.
Food by HaiMorr as usual is superb.

Brewery visit is slotted for 13Dec2011 (Tuesday)

Vanue: GAB

Time: 6pm

DressCode: Smart Casual

YatKauChatLan Commidee Meeting

24th Nov 2011 (Thursday)

Venue: HupHee Restaurant, Kg Subang

Time: 7.30pm

All must attend

No Nangka on Nangka's LAN

Run 172  Date: 9^th Nov 2011

Hare : Nangka SorLoh
Cock Hares: Korek & Recycle
Lan Site: Bukit Subang

Beautiful Day to Hash, sunny skies and all things nice.

Run started a little early, on the Call ON.ON from the Grank Wanker, limping badly still. ( too much wanking I think )  Cool walk from the Housing area to the top on the Palm Oil plantation Hill took about 20 Mins. From then on, another Hill and then another Hill then another. Looks like the Hare tak Boleh tengok Hill, mesti taruk paper on hill saja.  Allthough looks like no real recce was done but Hare was sure he wanted us to do all the hills and come out in 45 mins.  All in nice steady run, some guys tounge and dick hanging out when they see the last hill.  Ayoyoyoyo.

First runner out 55 mins – Last runner out 1 hr and 20 mins ( Sang Chee )  slowly slowly wanking out.

Our Brightly Lit Moon as clearly visible, among all the Cheap Air Asia Airplanes that were flying around.  ( too many of these now I think ). Now everyone can fly.  More like “I got the Power”  to fly….. I believe I can Fly, but still did not Fly yet,. Waiting for someone to pay.

Plenty of Icing.

Kuachi Wong’s Arse frozen twice for touching Unmentionable is places he was not supposed to touch. Or something like that. Or she did not like it.  

Handy Man – verbally talking on and on and on.   ( Body guard to Religious Advisor for the day )

Sang Chee – Arse frozen for Mobile Phone Ringging ??? Talk sooo Much ??? something.

Mr World – Funniest man in the Hash world got promoted to become Arse Wiper and Ball Checker for the day.  He thought he got upgraded from Mr World to Mr Universe.  Ha Ha Ha. …..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only 10 Wankers Registered for the Male Hash run in Rawang ?? Need more wankers to join.

Upcoming 197th celeb run scheduled for 21st April 2012......... need more contributions as not enough yet.

Miracle Offer from Lazz Char – “Tell me how much you want ?????, I will cover any difference for the Run”.   Wow  Unblieveable ,  Bigggggg Hand to Lazz Char.

Wang Wang came, wanked, drank golden juice, organics, and disappeared before the circle.

Good of him to show up from time to time.

New Hash Pricks  - Tai Cheak – was re baptised as Water Buffalo. ( or What a Buffalo )

An another one by the name of Sean – baptised Foreskin or (Force Sucking) why why why change name ???  I love Vulva or the name Vulva, soooo sexy name mah. 

More Golden Juice at the Makan Restaurant. With Karaoke and Croaking in Chinese mainly. Great Food but beer was running out quickly, look like all Pricks were in a hurry and run off to look for Un Mentioned.  Hai Se What la  You ???  At home got already mah !!! .  cheap Thrill  ah /?????? 25 Hashers want to tackle 4 Unmentioned >>>>>???? What for ??? Challenge ???

Another scribe by Foreplay, yeh, yeh, yeh BIG hand to this HarkKauSai

The Wanking Continues

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Run # 171

Hare: Larcha

Cock Hares: Messy, Sang Chee & Munster

Run Site: Bukit Tengku, Puncak Alam (aka Bukit Pengsan)

Foreplay volunteered to scribe this run

Group started to gather at around 5.30 ,  drizzling slightly continuously throughout the evening.

No sign of Grand Wanker or Assistant Grand Wanker so the obliging Hyena Ho flanged us on the start with On On.

Run went along the Tarmac to the Houses which are being constructed, semi constructed and so on.

Then into the Bushes it went, as we entered the Bushed, SMELL OF FRESH HUMAN FECES invited us  or more like engulfed us.  At least we knew then where the Foreign Skilled Labour has been  defecting.

Wet, Soggy, Rainy and sticky feeling with continues Drizzle and this went on for almost half an hour before we turned off into the Thicker Jungle hesitantly.  First check was seen just as we entered the Bushes, looks like only one check, which was easily broken by Tai Kau Fatt I think.

The run then continued steadily at even pace till we hit the hill. Hill  slowed all the Hashers and Plicks down quite a lot.  Lots of LEACHES due to heavy downpour over the last few days (or weeks)

( don’t worry better than Thailand Mah, Malaysia boleh )

First runner out in 1 hr and 10 min which is no other than OUR ONLY GUEST MAN, Name – I don’t know. Unbelievably fast running by this man, makes the rest of us look like wimps.

Tai Kau Fatt out in 1 hr 35 mins I think, the rest slowly trikleing in little by little later into the night.

Circle was over quick. With Icing and On downs, Riligious Adviser was is a good mood and iced no one this time around.  Grad food provided by Hare, with lots of Golden Juice flowing from the Truck,

Wine in Bottles were being gulped down like water, mainly by Paul Hyena Ho and group around the beer wagon. Lovely waist packs were given by the hare, Thank You Thank You Thank You.

We take a moment to consider the Situation in Thailand where many people are out of earnings and basic needs due to heavy floods and Think of the loss of the family of the Italian Motorbike Racer Simoncelli ( great loss to sports ) . and think of the upcoming elections and see where we want to go with this.  Think of the people who are in Malaysia and are out of a Job and selling Nasi Lemak by the road side, and be thankful for what we have in Job, Friends and Plenty of Food.

Till we meet again ,  best wishes to everyone, Happy Deepavali, Nandri vanakam.

Voluntary Scribe – Foreplay  ( Suresh Rajaram )

As ta la vista , Babe.

 use this scribe or dump it and get another one if you don’t like it.   Sheeeesh . 

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