ReHash: Last Week's LAN # 110 (Hungry Ghost LAN)
Date: 1st Sept 2010 Venue: Puncak Alam (Bukit Altantuya)
Hare: KONEK assisted by Messy, Smokey, Handyman, Ice Breaker & Phang Phooi.
Scribed by Musang King
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Next week’s LAN # 108
Hare: Hai Wong (Kenny Lim)
Date: 18th August 2010
Run Site: Puncak Alam, UiTM
Directions: From Subang Airport, go pass Subang Village and head towards Moterez Club. Turn left at the traffic lights and go on for about 750 meters and turn right at the next traffic lights onto Jalan Puncak Alam. From here travel approx. 2.5km and look for hash signs at the next traffic lights to turn left and follow hash signs to run site.
REHASHED: Last Week’s LAN #107
Date: 11th August 2010
Hare: Longkang
Hash Playground: Puncak Alam, Bukit Tunku a.k.a. Bukit Pengsan Kuat
Cock Hares: Messy, Nangka Solo & 2 others
Scribe by : Musang King
Once at the Hash playground, I felt rejoiced, wiping out the pressure and tension of petty quarrels. Ticked our hash titles in the attendance record and joined in the clamor. Met our Grand Master and chatted about past events. Vulva made himself visible and crowing about himself. King Cock was busy gearing up but he greeted me. I was told that Chew Chee Pat had injured his aging back while trying to impress his unmentionable with a unique art of interaction. He had been practicing a stance called “Monkey God crouching inverted embracing Diva mountains”. After a brief drizzle earlier in the day, I thought there could be a heavy down pour later this evening but it was dry but cooling. When the clock struck 6 pm, Pepper gave the order to start the run. Every one headed east bending off the tar road but found no paper trail uphill. So we regroup to troop southward behind the bungalows meandering into the foothills. The extra distance was to slow down our pace but it didn’t. As the pack started competing, the front runners pushed harder. The steep gradient caused some problems however we overcome them as they came. The creepers and unkempt undergrowth made some to trip and fall. Luckily, no heavy injuries and they got up to continue their way. Found Vulva punctured half way uphill, he was panting heavily and looked as if he needed an oxygen mask.
The checks were broken without a hustle, we crawled under some fencing and darted along the paper trail. It wasn’t long when we reached the Look Out Point. Several seasoned hashers fanned out to seek for the papers while the indolent bastards laid lazily on the stairway. The experienced ones found papers on the home trail but selfishly refused to answer our “’re’ U ” call. I repeated shouted “On! On! to direct my fellows members back on. Later I was told that Phang Phooi was emitting Formaldehyde and the runners behind him were suffocating and experiencing breathing problems. Their super intercooler had their coolants steaming and the ultra air filter had their strainer strained. The afterburners stopped flaming. That no good son of the bitch should side track and let the traffic pass.
Once again old habits die hard, we were brought into an Indonesian squatter camp and had to cross through their bathing sanctuary, open latrine and shiggy area. Time and again we had advised hares not to set trails into such forbidden spot. They were smelly, dirty, unhygienic and could have been diseases borne.
Without choice we had to cross and balance ourselves on some shaky wooden planks. After another molehill we limb over another polluted pond to make into an opening. Upon reaching the top, we could see our run site. We headed back on the tar road and raced homeward. Saw Speedy and Konek kicking a soccer ball. Later it was intercepted by Hyena with a punishing boot and the ball flew hard.
As I was thirsty I dashed home to clock out on the register, was welcome home by the hare and his entourage. We were treated with some finger food and plenty of beer. The usual cursing and rambling were the norm. But it was taken as fun and entertainment. The remaining group started to trickle home. Afterwards we could hear the harbinger countdown to the circle.
The circle started as fast as it ended, when Pepper gave his speech, everyone listened intensely. The usual crap that the debtors should clear their pledges and outstanding soonest possible. The Batu Api was Vulva who caught a few offenders including Smokey and put them on ice.
After the short circle, we adjourned to a restaurant in Subang New Village, The hare gave us a sumptuous dinner with “Bak Kut Teh” and a few local dishes. The hashers ate heartily and down
with a few gallons of booze. Continue with “thong! Thong! when the hare ran out of beer. I had enough so I bid farewell to my fellow hashers, Till I see U fellas! Auf Wiedersehen !
Scribed by Musang King
RUN ATTENDANCE
RUN # 107 11th August 2010 Turnout: 71% (41/58)
RUN # 106 4th August 2010 Turnout: 71% (41/58)
RUN # 105 28th July 2010 Turnout: 73% (44/60)
RUN # 104 21st July 2010 Turnout: 65% (39/60)
RUN # 103 14th July 2010 Turnout: 65% (39/61)
RUN # 102 7th July 2010 Turnout: 49% (30/61)
RUN # 101 30th June 2010 Turnout: 70% (42/61)
RECEDING HARE LINE
Run# Date Hare Run Site
108 18.8.10 Hai Wong (Kenny Lim) Puncak Alam
109 25.8.10 Siew Hoy Leong Bukit Subang
110 1.9.10 Ching Peng Kean ???
111 8.9.10 Internal Celebration Run Bukit Subang?
(Hare: Musang King)
112 15.9.10 See Fatt Long (Jackie Ng) ???
113 22.9.10 4Play Suresh ???
114 29.9.10 Hai Moor (See Fook Meng)???
115 6.10.10 Nangka SorLoh ???
Hare: Hai Wong (Kenny Lim)
Date: 18th August 2010
Run Site: Puncak Alam, UiTM
Directions: From Subang Airport, go pass Subang Village and head towards Moterez Club. Turn left at the traffic lights and go on for about 750 meters and turn right at the next traffic lights onto Jalan Puncak Alam. From here travel approx. 2.5km and look for hash signs at the next traffic lights to turn left and follow hash signs to run site.
REHASHED: Last Week’s LAN #107
Date: 11th August 2010
Hare: Longkang
Hash Playground: Puncak Alam, Bukit Tunku a.k.a. Bukit Pengsan Kuat
Cock Hares: Messy, Nangka Solo & 2 others
Scribe by : Musang King
Once at the Hash playground, I felt rejoiced, wiping out the pressure and tension of petty quarrels. Ticked our hash titles in the attendance record and joined in the clamor. Met our Grand Master and chatted about past events. Vulva made himself visible and crowing about himself. King Cock was busy gearing up but he greeted me. I was told that Chew Chee Pat had injured his aging back while trying to impress his unmentionable with a unique art of interaction. He had been practicing a stance called “Monkey God crouching inverted embracing Diva mountains”. After a brief drizzle earlier in the day, I thought there could be a heavy down pour later this evening but it was dry but cooling. When the clock struck 6 pm, Pepper gave the order to start the run. Every one headed east bending off the tar road but found no paper trail uphill. So we regroup to troop southward behind the bungalows meandering into the foothills. The extra distance was to slow down our pace but it didn’t. As the pack started competing, the front runners pushed harder. The steep gradient caused some problems however we overcome them as they came. The creepers and unkempt undergrowth made some to trip and fall. Luckily, no heavy injuries and they got up to continue their way. Found Vulva punctured half way uphill, he was panting heavily and looked as if he needed an oxygen mask.
The checks were broken without a hustle, we crawled under some fencing and darted along the paper trail. It wasn’t long when we reached the Look Out Point. Several seasoned hashers fanned out to seek for the papers while the indolent bastards laid lazily on the stairway. The experienced ones found papers on the home trail but selfishly refused to answer our “’re’ U ” call. I repeated shouted “On! On! to direct my fellows members back on. Later I was told that Phang Phooi was emitting Formaldehyde and the runners behind him were suffocating and experiencing breathing problems. Their super intercooler had their coolants steaming and the ultra air filter had their strainer strained. The afterburners stopped flaming. That no good son of the bitch should side track and let the traffic pass.
Once again old habits die hard, we were brought into an Indonesian squatter camp and had to cross through their bathing sanctuary, open latrine and shiggy area. Time and again we had advised hares not to set trails into such forbidden spot. They were smelly, dirty, unhygienic and could have been diseases borne.
Without choice we had to cross and balance ourselves on some shaky wooden planks. After another molehill we limb over another polluted pond to make into an opening. Upon reaching the top, we could see our run site. We headed back on the tar road and raced homeward. Saw Speedy and Konek kicking a soccer ball. Later it was intercepted by Hyena with a punishing boot and the ball flew hard.
As I was thirsty I dashed home to clock out on the register, was welcome home by the hare and his entourage. We were treated with some finger food and plenty of beer. The usual cursing and rambling were the norm. But it was taken as fun and entertainment. The remaining group started to trickle home. Afterwards we could hear the harbinger countdown to the circle.
The circle started as fast as it ended, when Pepper gave his speech, everyone listened intensely. The usual crap that the debtors should clear their pledges and outstanding soonest possible. The Batu Api was Vulva who caught a few offenders including Smokey and put them on ice.
After the short circle, we adjourned to a restaurant in Subang New Village, The hare gave us a sumptuous dinner with “Bak Kut Teh” and a few local dishes. The hashers ate heartily and down
with a few gallons of booze. Continue with “thong! Thong! when the hare ran out of beer. I had enough so I bid farewell to my fellow hashers, Till I see U fellas! Auf Wiedersehen !
Scribed by Musang King
RUN ATTENDANCE
RUN # 107 11th August 2010 Turnout: 71% (41/58)
RUN # 106 4th August 2010 Turnout: 71% (41/58)
RUN # 105 28th July 2010 Turnout: 73% (44/60)
RUN # 104 21st July 2010 Turnout: 65% (39/60)
RUN # 103 14th July 2010 Turnout: 65% (39/61)
RUN # 102 7th July 2010 Turnout: 49% (30/61)
RUN # 101 30th June 2010 Turnout: 70% (42/61)
RECEDING HARE LINE
Run# Date Hare Run Site
108 18.8.10 Hai Wong (Kenny Lim) Puncak Alam
109 25.8.10 Siew Hoy Leong Bukit Subang
110 1.9.10 Ching Peng Kean ???
111 8.9.10 Internal Celebration Run Bukit Subang?
(Hare: Musang King)
112 15.9.10 See Fatt Long (Jackie Ng) ???
113 22.9.10 4Play Suresh ???
114 29.9.10 Hai Moor (See Fook Meng)???
115 6.10.10 Nangka SorLoh ???
Monday, February 1, 2010
LAN#79
The Weakly Wanking
TRASH
of
Subang WANKERS HHH
27th Jan 2010
Run Site: Bukit Gasing
Hare: Konek
Cock Hares: Thai Kau Fatt, Simon Templer, Handyman & Kool Dogg
Around 5.30pm I and nanga soloh reached bukit gasing and standby every things to go in to the gasing jungle. sharp 6pm our grand wanker say on on, we start go down a very steep slope and found the 1st check, but we found that is a back check and we need to go over a stream, speedy & I start to run to a fucking high hill & suddenly heavily rain pour over and we all get damn wet. I guess that is when chicken man handphone got water damaged. There is another 2 back check again. It make suffer so much to find the continuing paper to continue the trail. After passed a few fucking tough hill and down to a fews slope only we able to see the siva temple. But the road was damn slippery and most of us nearly slipped and fall down. Finally nanga man and i reached home trail.
2. we are so shocked seeing char siew fun, messy & GW already there n someone said the 1st runner is char siew fun. Cannot be right?? haha. Oh…no wonderlah they use the shortcut way….anyway we all still have a good run and good sweat.
Scribe: Recycle
Scribe: Recycle
S
Monday, January 25, 2010
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Invitation from "Always Come" of Jantan Jerantut and Bentong Ahiah Hash.
This gentle giant with a directly proportionate plick and equally generous heart as we know him is from Jantan Jerantut. He is also a commidee member of Bentong Ahiah HHH.
He is setting his run this Thursday 28Jan 2010 at Sungei Dua which is just after the Karak toll and he is inviting all wankers to help him celebrate the run.
Interested please acknowledge by informing Hyena of your intention this Wednesday at Konek's run.
PJ Animales 33rd Ann Celeb LAN 20th & 21st March 2010
Namelist need to be submitted to them by 31st Jan. All interested in attending the run pls register with Hyena at Konek's lan this Wednesday (Final avenue to register, don't fok around and later grumble that your name is not on the list like the last few invitation lans we attended. Register by Wednesday or fok off.
HHH Kota Melaka 31st Ann Celeb LAN 10th April 2010
Jsut like the above please register early or fok off. Closing date 28th Deb 2010.
PJ Animales 33rd Ann Celeb LAN 20th & 21st March 2010
Namelist need to be submitted to them by 31st Jan. All interested in attending the run pls register with Hyena at Konek's lan this Wednesday (Final avenue to register, don't fok around and later grumble that your name is not on the list like the last few invitation lans we attended. Register by Wednesday or fok off.
HHH Kota Melaka 31st Ann Celeb LAN 10th April 2010
Jsut like the above please register early or fok off. Closing date 28th Deb 2010.
TRASHof Subang WANKERS HHH Run 78 (20th Jan 2010)  Hare: Ah PooiCock Hares: Messy & Hyena Run Site: Sawasdee SS15 Last night got a call from the Long Cock Konek (next week Hare) to help him do a beautiful scribe.Fucksss!!!Thus,how beautiful the scribe I do will never match his fucking beautiful Long Prick! Anyway, this run is very new to the young Wankers. (Pub Craw Lan) which was held for the first time by the Subang Wankers HHH. Run site is in the center of the Subang Jaya town at SS15 Sawasdee Thai Cuisine Restaurant.With full of exictment,I reached the Run site at 5.20pm.Seeing the Hare (Ah Pooi) marking down the attendance while enjoying his golden fluid with the Wankers & other Hashers from the Mothers HHH & PJ Animals HHH who come to support this special run, and I would not hesitate to fill myself up with the golden fuild.With those veteran guest,the Restaurant filled with noise and laugther until Kool Dogg gather all the Hashers to the back lane for a short briefing by the GW (Mr.Pepper) and call On On at 6.00pm. Started the run from the back lane,the Hare took us towards the Subang Medical Center.Running the front pack consist Cicakman,Tai Kau Fat & Kool Dogg, following the paper and sign written on the floor and lamp pole,then came to the SMC parking lot.Going through a small steel gate towards the Jogging Lake.Well!!!! the fun just begin,running against were a lot of unmentionable with their balls bouncing & jingelring. I wonder how the Wankers concentrate their run with this enviroment.A short track along the lake,we came to the first beer station,spotted by Cicakman hiding behind a TNB Sub station.Messy,Hyena and Sawasdee serving the beers to the Hashers who arrived shorthly. Handyman the On Splash busy taking picture of those Wankers struggling in the hot,warm & humid wheather.A small and short circle were call by GW and ON down to three offenders who didn"t drink the G.Fluid before the run.The run resume towards the prominent area (Hotels) and cutting through those beautiful bangalow and came out to the main highway towards Sunway Piramid.Tai Kau Fat, one of the offender who drink the full cup of beer having difficulty to clear up his lung.By now Kool Dogg leading all the way to a pedestrian bridge,make a U turn back to SS13 Industrial area.Following the paper attached to the trees and leaf, then came to the second beer station.Again a circle and ON down to two more Wankers with the same offence.(Chin Chong & Ng Kam Seng).Once more Kool Dogg lead the pack pass through the Industrial park and came out to another highway leading to Summit Square just in front of the 3G plaza,over another bridge and going towards SS14.Passing school,gardens and terrace houses and finally reaching the last Pub Station.(the Pub call Bricks).Circle and ON down to Wank Wank,Chickenman & Tang Sai Li for taking a free ride on the beer wagon.The run continue back to the run site with Kool Dogg start accelarate all the back to Sawasdee Restaurant. Still warm and humid,the Wankers start bathing with the new enviroment which look like a bunch of mice mingling around at the back lane.With the nice singlet provided by the Hare and after the sun set.Cirle were about to start,still the small backside Tan Si Li having his heaven time, but this time running out of patient, GW appointed Cicakman as the Bart.Bravo GW,at least we don't have to wait untill we die.Before Cicakman could lead the Wanking song,Hyena dropped his beer which stunted everyone,(Fucking Hyena 3 already mah & Hyena break Solo pick).After finished the Wnaking song and call GW (Mr.Pepper) on the box.GW called the Hare on the box to On down his Co.Hares Messy and Hyena (Mesti Hai Lat).Then the mysterious Batu Api on the box.Who?????? Tiu! Is the Long Prick Konek. (Handyman,Hyena,Sawasdee,Pang Pooi and Tan Si Li) can't miss the Ice Throne with their following offences respesctively.Moving on the two Mothers & three Animals guest were called for an On down.After the the announcment by Messy for the up comming anniversary Lan at PJ Animals & Kota Melaka, the two animals Pukipine & Tiger Lee were put on Ice for (Keuy Kar).Follow with uncle Liew (the 79 years old)Mother Hash,giving some history and advise in Hashing,the circle when on smoothly to say grace to the Hare (Ah Pooi) Rubbbber Dup Dup On On!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a stone throw away,ON two were served with four tables with the original Spicy & Savour tradition Thai Food.Everyone enjoyed the food with the sweat added additional to the foods.And a guitar brought by Icebreaker started to echo the Restaurant with Konek & Kool Dogg playing theirs hit numbers.After a few sec,Wankers started to adjourd.At the end left Walwa,Konek,Icebreaker,Tang Si Li and Kool Dogg Still hanging around,then came back the Hyena 4 after his two hour massage.With his touge scrabling to talk, everyone really have to call it a Fantastic Lan for the night.See u guys at Bukit Gasing the next run. On On!!! |
LAN#77
The Weakly Wanking
TRASH
of
Subang WANKERS HHH
Hare: Thai Kau Fatt
Run Site: Desa Park City
As expected this is a signature Thai Kau Fatt Run, true to his running style a sadist run he laid and yours truly was foked and among one of the last back to the beer wagon at 8.30pm, all 2 and half hours of straggling up and down 4 mother of a bukits. Most wankers besides your truly loved the run (they don't have the weight to lag along up and down the bukits. And moving around in the dark don't help much. Future hares, please have a heart for stragglers like me who find keeping pace a big bruden but still love a good challenge anyway. Try keeping the run to one hour fifteen so that i can do it somewhere within 2 hours will do nicely. Can, comprandeh!!!!
Anyway Grand Wanker suppose to do this scribe and forgot, shall we chill his butt?????
Ed. Hyena
Sunday, January 10, 2010
LAN#76
The Weakly Wanking
TRASH
of
Subang WANKERS HHH
Run 76 (6th Jan 2010)
Hare: Jaga Kereta
Run set by: Speedy, Jack ass, Konek and Ice Breakdown
Run Site: Putra Heights
Scribe: Messy
Scribe: Messy
Sharp 6pm usual On call by GW, along the normal trail we start towards the hill we go. Up the again the usual hill that leads to the pylon and into the trail and check no1,this time the check was no easy to break as it goes downhill for a change. On call down along the construction area and then came the 2nd check by the road full of Malau. At this check was Messy,Ganhi, Recycle, “from 1 check to another check claim these 3 runners” must be short cutting. Anyway Nanka broke the check up the hill and off we climb the steepest part of the hill till we hit the top reaching the temple ground. Turning towards the right we go and downhill till we reach the 3rd check halway along the slope.
Again it was a frantic search at this check as everywhere is the possibility to home. Char Siew Fun has the honor to break this and towards the home trail we go along the palm leading towards the kongsi site and home we go only to be greeted by the hare and most importantly the Beer wagon.
A good turn out of members 45!
Big hand Wankers!
Messy.
Monday, January 4, 2010
LAN # 75
The Weakly Wanking
TRASH
of
Subang WANKERS HHH
30th Dec 2019
Hare: Smokie
Cock-Hares: Ice Breaker & Speedy
Run Site: Puncak Alam (After Altantuya Hill)
Scribe: Kool Dogg
New run site,after Altantuya hill 2km on the right hand side of the main road.Muddy parking space.Seeing the Hare (Smokie) busy giving traffic for parking.45 wankers turn up for the run.GW called On On at 6.00pm.The Hare started the run with a rocky path,follow by up hill task until reaching the first primary jungle slope going on up.Reaching the clearing,found the first check.Broke by recycle on the left down hill,and turning left up the second jungle path up hill again.Along the way, second check also broke by Recycle to the left side leading down hill.Reachig the third check,confusing Nangja,Recycle & Kool Dogg.Finally back pack arrived lead by Tai Kau Fatt who broke the check up hill to the left leading all the way back to the run side,with a false trail along the way.First to came out Tai Kau Fatt (36mins).Last one always Tan Sei Lei,less tan 60mins.Very short run due to new run site which bravely set by the Hare & the Co.Hares.
T.Shirt were distrubute the the wankers by the Hare.Plenty of time to gossip & funcky around before the circle start at 7.45pm.Call by Bankers (Butler),leading the Wankers song by Tan Sei Lei (Bard).GW (Mr.Pepper) on the box.Call the Hares (Smokie) who explained the short run which he set with his Co.Hares (Icebreker & Speedy).They encounter a few (Babi Hutan) blocking the way.However the manage to talk away the Brawl After thanking the Co.hares, moving on, *On Cash announce the up coming collection for the new terms.Discount being offer to those wanker who pay the whole years fees.Not much announcement from On Sex and running out of Golden Fluid.Circle proceed fast with mysterious Batu Api (Recycle) on box.First on the Ice Throne Musang King,offence for wearing PH4 shorts during the run,second Chicken Man for using beer to wash the watermelon (no wonder we don,t have enough beer to stand for the circle) very heavy offence.Follow by a double ash sittting onthe throne by our Hare (Smokie). Short run & wrongly printed Lan#74 on the T.shirt,suppose to be Lan#75.(Apa macam semua Old backside silap lagi) to much Golden Fluid aready lah!!!!! Circle ended with saying grace and thanks the Hares for the Grupp... On On.
On two was in Kg.Subang Bak Kut Teh.Dishes started with Yellow Wine Chicken,follow with Bak Kut Teh,Braised Muchroom Chicken Leg,Spicy Dry Chilly Pork Leg,Oyster Sauce Vegis and finally Claypot Steam Fish.As usual after the carnival brawl of foods,the 4 table pack domanited the premises with laughter,shouting,drinking,singing and etc (unimagineable) sitiuation happening.Noise echoing the quit road leading the whole Kg.Subang. Well! Looking foward Jagakereta Lan#76 at Putra Height,amazing on two preparation with old unmentionable available!
* Any Wanker who pays up his subs for the whole year amounting to RM720 will receive a specially designed branded T-shirt. The subs must be paid within the first two months of this year i.e. for the benefits of the few plicks who cannot understand the above statement ....that meeens, must pay up lor, in full lor, yes all RM720 by end of February, installment also can lor but must be done in these two months lor.
Still cannot understand ah???? please go knock your head on Musang's lolly, and ask him to eplain lor. ED.
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