This Week's Run

Run #71, 2nd Dec 2009

Hare: "Foo Chok" Chee Khuan

Run Site: Setia Eco Park, Setia Alam

Directions:

Take the NKVE and head towards Klang. About a km before the Bukit Raja Tool, take the ram left to turn right onto the new Expressway that leads to Setia Alam. Look for hash signs to turn left and right over the expressway to the run site.

Rehash of the Run that was:

Run #70, 25th Nov 2009

Hare: Yam Seng

Run Site: Bukit Lagong

Pic: The Hare and his Cock Hare

No scribe again as usual, about time something is done or we will not have a regular Trash in the near future as not many of our members are keen or even interested in supporting this exercise. This week's hare need to be iced for not scribing and for failing to make arrangement for someone else to do it on his behalf. Future disruption can be detrimental to the future of this Trash as an information tool as it is now eroding the enthusiasm of people who take the time and a lot of trouble to prepare and publish this weekly mouthpiece.

This Week's Run # 70

25th Nov 2009

Hare: Yam Seng

Run Site: Bukit Lagong

Directions:

Head towards Selayang, at the junction to FRIM on the left continue straight ahead and turn left at the next traffic lights and head on straight towards Rawang. Before the intersection at Jalan Ipoh, look for hash signs to run site on your left.

Rehash of Run # 69 (Lok Kau)

18th Nov 2009

Hare: Superman

Cock Hares: Messy & Mah Lau

Run Site: Altantuya Hill, Pincak Alam

Shortest run ever by the wankers, first runner out within half an hour. Seem the out trail was too close to the in trail and Thai Kau Fatt, our leading runner as usual, mistakenly followed paper which supposedly was the out trail and missed out a big loop in the process. Hare duly iced.

No Scribe for the run this week as Yam Seng was not present for the run, still he is responsible and ought to have appointed someone to scribe for him. Ice???

This Week's Run No: 69

Hare: Superman

Date: 18th Nov 2009

Venue: Bukir Altantuya, Puncak Alam

Directions:

Take the Puncak Alam Road from Subang Village, go pass UiTM Campus and look for hash signs to run site at the next junction. Car park is on your right along the road which leads to the dam.

Rehashed: Last Week's Run #68

Paper Not Connected on 1st Check

Run No : 68

Hare : Banker ( Mun Chai )

Date ; 11^th November 2009

Run Site : Kepong Industrial Park

Scribe : Mr Peppers

Arrived quite early at the run site to find Messy , Hyenna, Cichakman and a few other Wankers getting ready for the run Within the next 40 minutes or so, the crowd swelled to more than 40 members. On ! On ! was called at sharp 6.00pm by the GW. On the road, we went for about 100 meters and turning right into an open area before going up a gentle slope where we came to our first check. Most of the guys spread around to find connecting paper. After about 10 minutes, the check was broken by yours truly. It was a back check !. No Connecting the paper was done. This is no good !!. What’s wrong with you Wankers ? Down the the mountain trail we went, bashing through all the way until the next check. It took sometime to break this check but never the lest, it was broken by Superman. This time it was all up and up. Really ball breaking and lots of grunting, farting and grumbling esp. from you know whom !!. This is where the run turned fuck up !! There were paper leading up and along the pylons and there was paper going left. Well some followed the on up trail and some to the left. I took the left trail, bashing through some secondary jungle and finally coming to the factory Industrial area. Anyway, on to another check and I really do not know who broke this check as I was way behind. Twenty minutes later, hit the laterite road, along the factories we went to head for the kampong area. From here, we hit a trail leading us into the forested area, passing Mau Low’s former run site. 1^st runner in at around 1 hour 45 minutes. Last runner in was 2 hours 45 minutes.

Circle called at around 9.07pm. GW on the box and immediately iced Banker . How many times do we need to remind you Wankers that went we started this Wankers Chapter, the main aim or purpose was to get back to the seriousness of BASIC HASHING !!!!. and one of them (aims ) was to set a reasonable run ( 1 hour15 mins—first runner ) so that every wanker can enjoy the run. Now a days I hear comments e.g like Oh ! the fella set the run huh! Don’t want to come mah , cannot enjoy lah or how about this remark…That wanker help set run ah !!.. better go half way and come back. Now you see what’s happening !! I am sure that every Wanker that comes for the run, wants to enjoy the run, the companionship of each other , the food and the triple on! on ! I now you can’t please everybody with a PERFECT RUN but please do try and set the run within the time limit of 1 Hour 15 minutes ( 1^st runner ) and I don’t think that it is hard to achieve . For those who think that this Chapter only sets short runs( 1hour 15 mins ), please be free to join other chapters that sets longer runs than us. Enough said on this subject. !!!!

Banker was then given a drink and steps on the box and calls his co-hares..and gives them a drink, namely Yam Seng , Tafu and Sayang. GW then makes a few announcements . Jerantut run…. Pay up and get ready to go. Similar to Kangar run. All those that were confirm going please pay up to Messy for hotel booking. This is going to be a long weekend due to the Hari Raya Haji holiday that falls on the 27.11.2009. So do the necessary. Batu Api ( Cichakman) on the box on the box and iced Cuntractor for littering the place with his cigs butts. Next, Banker was next on iced ( Huh !! beats the crap out of me… why ? ) Messy and Phang Phooi, on the box and talks about our Kau Chat (97 ) Run. Everybody will play a part in organizing this celebrations run . A meeting will be called soon and all logistics to be sorted as quickly as possible so as to make this run a run to remember by all !!! Lets all support this !!!!!

Banker was called in front and grace was said and we adjourned to a restaurant in Kepong called Tiew Fatt next to Hum Tiew Massage Parlour. Dinner was unique but enjoyable. Many varieties of Stall Food was served.

Banker thank you for the good food and not so good run ( effort was there, maybe the next time you will set a better run ) Triple ON ! ON ! was somewhere in Kepong beside See Fatt Spa Centre (branch of Hum Tiew Massage Parlour)

Mr Peppers

Next Week’s Run : Superman Run Site : Altanthuya Hill Run, Puncak Alam

Last Week's Run....a marathon????

The week's Run
Run # 68
Hare: "Banker" Mun Chai
Date: 11th November 2009
Run Site: Kepong Industrial Park (KIP)
Directions: Take the LDP and head towards Sri Damansara. Go past Ikea on your left, go on straight and pass Damansara Perdana. Pay toll and go on straight to the traffic lights on the Sungei Buloh Road junction. Keep going straight ahead into the industrial area of Sri Damansara. Turn left immediately at the first traffic lights and look for hash signs to run site in Kepong Industrial Park (KIP).

REHASHED: Run #67

Hare: Vulva "Hai Peh"
Run Site: Setia ECO Park
Date: 4th November 2009
Cock Hares: Foo Chok & Hyena

Foks!!!! the first runner came in by 46minutes and everyone was in before 7.30pm and some people have the fokin nerve to call it a marathon.

Another call, "Its not a hash run!!!" What? Do the hare need to get lost and at the same time fok up the whole pack and bring them back after 8pm so that it can be classified a "HASH" run.

Criticism is OK but one need to be level headed and not be vindictive when one makes a judgement call like last week's run. The hare put in a lot of time, effort and money into making his run a good one. Even if he falters in any way, the effort and sincerity of his attempt to put on a good show should be cause enough for us to show him some appreciation. If one has nothing good to say, do not say anything, just shut the fok up.

NO SCRIBE AGAIN THIS WEEK

Some theaterics before the run

This Week's RUN #67

Hare: Vulva Hai Pei
Date: 4th November 2009
Run Site: Setia ECO Park, Setia Alam
Directions:
Take the NKVE and head towards Klang. About approximately 1 km from the Bukit Rajah Toll, take the ramp left to turn right into Setia Alam or is it Alam Setia, you find out yourself. Continue on this road which is a dual carraigeway until you come to the first overhead bridge. Turn off here and go right and follow hash signs to run site.

ReHashed: RUN #66

Hare: Chicken Man

Cock-Hares: Messy & Mah Lau

Run Site: Bukit Subang

This fokin virgin hare really, really wanted to impress. He recruited the best in the form of that messy guy with the similar name and together with a monkey they ventured out to set to set a mother of a run. A fantastic effort by a "not touched by human cock" hare, and their foray over the bridge across the Guthrie Expressway onto virgin territory also was stupendous but just a mite too long for GW's likings. He was duly iced for setting a long run not withstanding a good one., the ice of course.

The usual farting and icing continues and the circle was adjourned to Hup Hee Restaurant for the grub, 3 tables with 6 bottles of SKOL per table from the hare.

Big hand for a great run and a fantastic dinner.

Kuala Perlis Invitation Run (Batangs Only)
28th Nov 2009

Run Site: Danok

Only 6 have registered with Messy so far. All interested, please register early to support this batang hash.

Jantan Jerantut HHH 1st Anniversary Run

12th December 2009

Run Site: Kuala Tahan

25 wankers registered, damage for run and hotel is RM65 except for those who have booked double rooms.