Last Week's Lan by virgin COLA

Hare: COLA

Run Site: Bukit Lanjan

Cock Hares: Yam Seng & Mah Lau
Scribed by Kool Dogg

Another Wednesday, very historical day for our Malay Rulers, Sultan of Kedah second time inherited second terms to be the YAB Agong (King of Malaysia).With democratic practice and tolerance religious believe,the Wanking Wednesday continues with Cola (Hare) Run#194 at Penchala Link new run site.Though is a national holiday and no traffic congestion,reaching the run site after five p.m and many wankers turn up with their jovial mood. Hare and (Co.Hare) already out from their mission (setting paper) joining the pack relentlessly with jokes and laughter until Grand Wanker called On On!

Following the paper down tarmac road turning right along side (LDP) and start working our way up a semi vertical hill, Wank Wank and Korek started their pit stop earlier than the first check,which broke by Tai kau Fatt ascending up slope again until the peak and come to the second check.This time the sniffing dog (Kool Dogg) turning left descending and found paper leading all the way down stream with (torn torn tree) everywhere waiting for you to clinch on,plus slipply trail and humid weather, finally the pack reaching the third check,again broke by Tai Kau Fatt heading towards tarmac road passing through Malay Kampung up and down slope all the way back to the run site. FRB less than an hour and last runner Hyena and Jack Ass back around one hour 30mins. Still hot and humid, sweat soaking all the way to our ass,while mosquito keep maneuvering all around, Golden Fluid start filling everyone throat and follow by the bathing session.With the absent of the bart and bartler, Mah Lau (J.Wanker) call for a quit circle.

After Wank Wank song, Messy (G.Wanker) on the box, introducing next week run 7 Up at Bukit Subang.G. Wanker explain to some Wankers having a anxious moment for our coming 197#Lan, it seem everything is in order.~The runsite,food,beer,security,admin.setting run,magazine,collection and etc....had been handle accordingly and most important every Wankers need to attach together on 21st April (Saturday).~. I always had faith with Subang Wankers HHH members.Looking forward to this day and may God give us a smooth and Wank Bang Day!With Hyena doing a huge jobs for the editing and collecting sponsor from others batang chapters,we should give a very very big hand for him. Coming up the Mysterious Whip (Batu Api)!Guess Who??????/

(Lanjau QQ)!First on Ice Throne Hai Mor (Si Fut Ming) with the offense leaving his pooch at Mau Lau car,follow by Hyena (Kew Kar) and Char Siew Fan marking his attendance wrongly.Shame! Shame! again Char Siew Fan (sitting on Ice with his swimming trunk) what a Batang Hashman is he!!!!!!!!!!!

and this kind of incident only happen in Bondan Hash!Moving on we have R.A (Mr.Pepper) on the box, again and again he asked and asked all the Wankers to support the 197#Lan,stay unite,behave and work hard to make 21st April a successful evening and furthermore follow the tradition way of hashing.After on down the Hare (Cola),the Hare called upon his Co.Hare and Sponsor of the night for another on down and back the box to R.A with his good mood of the evening,most of the minor offender were spare on Ice and grace were said....Ruperr Dupp Dupp.....we thank Cola for the Grupppppp.......On On!

On two <Charcoal Steamboat> at new place somewhere around Bandar Utama Center Point.Beer and food plenty to consume.Weirdly to said this is the first steamboat meal the Wankers had since I jointed the SUWHHH.Serve with two portion of Tomyam and herbal soup,seafood with prawn,fish.vegetable,lots of balls and etc.....filled everyone stomach.Somehow our table got an additional plate of fish which I ate deliciously and I need 30 mins to digest myself before I can pour more beer in,chatting continues and members started their journey to theirs on three respectively.Remain few Wankers still mingling around, here I got to know the next table did see the fish serve but unfortunately didn't eat it. Somehow was hijack by our table.Mr.Pepper,Jack Ass,Tai Choon Toy(victim) keep integrator Kool Dogg and Kam Lan who's the thief?At the end with the Subang Wankers patroit spirit,no theif were caught.

However what I mean, we are having a very good Wednesday Wanking Do! No doubt, the Wanking continues at Bukit Subang Lan # 195 (7 Up)!  On On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you all!