Next week’s LAN # 108
Hare: Hai Wong (Kenny Lim)
Date: 18th August 2010
Run Site: Puncak Alam, UiTM
Directions: From Subang Airport, go pass Subang Village and head towards Moterez Club. Turn left at the traffic lights and go on for about 750 meters and turn right at the next traffic lights onto Jalan Puncak Alam. From here travel approx. 2.5km and look for hash signs at the next traffic lights to turn left and follow hash signs to run site.
REHASHED: Last Week’s LAN #107
Date: 11th August 2010
Hare: Longkang
Hash Playground: Puncak Alam, Bukit Tunku a.k.a. Bukit Pengsan Kuat
Cock Hares: Messy, Nangka Solo & 2 others
Scribe by : Musang King
Once at the Hash playground, I felt rejoiced, wiping out the pressure and tension of petty quarrels. Ticked our hash titles in the attendance record and joined in the clamor. Met our Grand Master and chatted about past events. Vulva made himself visible and crowing about himself. King Cock was busy gearing up but he greeted me. I was told that Chew Chee Pat had injured his aging back while trying to impress his unmentionable with a unique art of interaction. He had been practicing a stance called “Monkey God crouching inverted embracing Diva mountains”. After a brief drizzle earlier in the day, I thought there could be a heavy down pour later this evening but it was dry but cooling. When the clock struck 6 pm, Pepper gave the order to start the run. Every one headed east bending off the tar road but found no paper trail uphill. So we regroup to troop southward behind the bungalows meandering into the foothills. The extra distance was to slow down our pace but it didn’t. As the pack started competing, the front runners pushed harder. The steep gradient caused some problems however we overcome them as they came. The creepers and unkempt undergrowth made some to trip and fall. Luckily, no heavy injuries and they got up to continue their way. Found Vulva punctured half way uphill, he was panting heavily and looked as if he needed an oxygen mask.
The checks were broken without a hustle, we crawled under some fencing and darted along the paper trail. It wasn’t long when we reached the Look Out Point. Several seasoned hashers fanned out to seek for the papers while the indolent bastards laid lazily on the stairway. The experienced ones found papers on the home trail but selfishly refused to answer our “’re’ U ” call. I repeated shouted “On! On! to direct my fellows members back on. Later I was told that Phang Phooi was emitting Formaldehyde and the runners behind him were suffocating and experiencing breathing problems. Their super intercooler had their coolants steaming and the ultra air filter had their strainer strained. The afterburners stopped flaming. That no good son of the bitch should side track and let the traffic pass.
Once again old habits die hard, we were brought into an Indonesian squatter camp and had to cross through their bathing sanctuary, open latrine and shiggy area. Time and again we had advised hares not to set trails into such forbidden spot. They were smelly, dirty, unhygienic and could have been diseases borne.
Without choice we had to cross and balance ourselves on some shaky wooden planks. After another molehill we limb over another polluted pond to make into an opening. Upon reaching the top, we could see our run site. We headed back on the tar road and raced homeward. Saw Speedy and Konek kicking a soccer ball. Later it was intercepted by Hyena with a punishing boot and the ball flew hard.
As I was thirsty I dashed home to clock out on the register, was welcome home by the hare and his entourage. We were treated with some finger food and plenty of beer. The usual cursing and rambling were the norm. But it was taken as fun and entertainment. The remaining group started to trickle home. Afterwards we could hear the harbinger countdown to the circle.
The circle started as fast as it ended, when Pepper gave his speech, everyone listened intensely. The usual crap that the debtors should clear their pledges and outstanding soonest possible. The Batu Api was Vulva who caught a few offenders including Smokey and put them on ice.
After the short circle, we adjourned to a restaurant in Subang New Village, The hare gave us a sumptuous dinner with “Bak Kut Teh” and a few local dishes. The hashers ate heartily and down
with a few gallons of booze. Continue with “thong! Thong! when the hare ran out of beer. I had enough so I bid farewell to my fellow hashers, Till I see U fellas! Auf Wiedersehen !
Scribed by Musang King
RUN ATTENDANCE
RUN # 107 11th August 2010 Turnout: 71% (41/58)
RUN # 106 4th August 2010 Turnout: 71% (41/58)
RUN # 105 28th July 2010 Turnout: 73% (44/60)
RUN # 104 21st July 2010 Turnout: 65% (39/60)
RUN # 103 14th July 2010 Turnout: 65% (39/61)
RUN # 102 7th July 2010 Turnout: 49% (30/61)
RUN # 101 30th June 2010 Turnout: 70% (42/61)
RECEDING HARE LINE
Run# Date Hare Run Site
108 18.8.10 Hai Wong (Kenny Lim) Puncak Alam
109 25.8.10 Siew Hoy Leong Bukit Subang
110 1.9.10 Ching Peng Kean ???
111 8.9.10 Internal Celebration Run Bukit Subang?
(Hare: Musang King)
112 15.9.10 See Fatt Long (Jackie Ng) ???
113 22.9.10 4Play Suresh ???
114 29.9.10 Hai Moor (See Fook Meng)???
115 6.10.10 Nangka SorLoh ???
