Recycle's re-do of MahLau's LAN

Hare:Recycle

LAN # 179   28thDec2011

Suugai Buloh Hospital.

A rerun of Malau”s run 2 months ago. A different run in trail that has got the GW off trail,this time it swerve towards the left up a pylon slope. Good for a start but it just about ends up the same trail as before.

It actually and basically the same run trail as before, towards the upper part of the run it just ends up a litter bit higher only. That’s just about it, and down hill we come. First runner in Yam Seng 1 hr.

 It’s a pity that despite of doing a reccee the hare could not break another trail to make the run interesting. Future hare please take note that reccee is very important, if ounce is not enough do it twice,try a new trail.Anyway a good try by the hare.

More on the circle now. Porridge was serve as finger food when the runners came in. About 30 hardcore wankers were there to taste it. Beers were immediately on and the merry feelings of brotherhood was present with laughter and joys! That’s the way the Wankers were.

 Since food was on site the circle was delayed a bit due to the fact that we had finger food earlier on.Anyway at about 8.15 as the crowd were eager to taste the KAMBING Soup cook by Hyena, circle was call.

197 run was announce and box was handed over to the joint masters for a speech and both failed to speak up to the level of entertainment and ICE was their reward.

GW was ice by batu api for a long lost hat during the last run.

The latter part of evening was in our picture in our net check it out. 
Scribed by Messy 

Next Run by Munster on 4th Jan 2012 at Section 9, Kota Damansara 

Hash Run 178th in kerinchi

HASH  HARE ; CHI BAI.   – AH SENG.

DATE 121^ST DECEMBER 2011    ( EMAIL FROM HYENA STATES 14 TH DEC, NEVERMIND THAT )

Anyway think the run site is called Pantai Hill Park Run, never mind that also.

Run started on time , paper lay was not that good. Looks like only one hill and then lost in the Gasing Hill for some time and all Wankers found their own way out, wow very good one oh the Wankers, no paper also can find their way out in 60 minutes. Can see that it was quite a nice run, with Planted Veg Gardens, and small river flowing, Smell of Wilderness like in Alaska. ( more like Alamak ). Hill climb is Rocky ( Balboa ) with wooden platform for breaking the leg but not slipping . With rope to climb in case Wankers Leg tak boleh takan ( Tarzan )  Fresh greenery all around and Azan ( Mosque ) in the Background as you exit at 7 pm. Oh My God -  Beautiful. 

2 ( two )  paper checks were not broken, all in a good run and if follow paper it would have taken 1.35621 hours.  Since this is the 165,439.8 run, Hare decided to give all the wankers a break and set one hour run only. And 2 hills only. Wah very good one.

Pleanty of Royal Icing by Recycle, Tang Sei Lei for showing off his new car.

2 other Pricks for not signing in and out – just went in for run for fun.

Somehow the Wankers have decided to give the Big Bottle Tiger a trial run for 2 weeks.

SMALL BOTTLE DOWN WORK. – Proffessional reasons -

1 ) Too many Small Bottles being thrown around after all the drinking – Alam Flora filed complaint.  

2) Too many Small Bottles missing – MACC is investigating ongoing – handled by Wankers Lawyer – Reverse Singh.

3) Sometimes drink half and forgotten where they put their Small Bottle also -  this under ISA 156 ordinance offence. .

4) Technically Beer Don’t flow fast enough from Small Bottle Neck into Wankers Throat. – Not according to ISO 9000 Standards.  Some Small Black bottles also – Refer to Sub Section of Wanker 2.0 Guidelines.  

Baptised some people  -- Iron Man – good name , welcomed. Anyway he look strong and firm like Iron Man.

Lanchiau – Kew - Kew – What the hell does this mean man ?????? Buy 2 crate and change name to ALLAKAZAM.

Plenty of big bottle golden Juice, some organic supplies like Fruit and Snacks,  Lovely food provided by hare. After all that Drinking all started talking Chinese so I went home.  

Wankers need more Advertising space selling campaign in order to be eligible for free ( ahem Ahem ) holiday to Kilimanjaro ( or somewhere far far away)  - One way ticket only.

Heart goes out to Speedy , who is Unable to drink or Work or  -  -  -  -  for sometime.

Don’t worry we will have another beer in your name.

Chirio, Kimosabi, Ride like the wind and you will get your balls aired out.

Foreplay – Suresh – Merry Christmas.

KumLan's lan in absentia

                                                    Run # 177   Hare: Kum Lan   14/12/11   Run Site: Bukit Subang

Cuntsultant Hares: Hyena, Mr Peppers Recycle

A  very common  run site  attendance was  bit low must be due to last night hang over at the brewery, still a crowd of around 30 was present,including long lost Ah Pooi from JB. Sub-con hares led by Hyena, Mr.Pepper and Recycle. ”Wah, this run I must go in and finish, must be very short one lah” so say BOTAK.

Anyway at sharp 6pm we make our way out, this time the run starts from the palm tree towards  the lowland .From here the hare took us for a short walk to be greeted by a check, Mr.world broke the check only to find out that it was a false trail.  Yours truly guided Ah Pooi to check by the river bank and true enough paper was found. On call was shouted with eager to bring back the runners from the false trail. The trail follows the contour of the river for a while after that it leads us to the small slope up and all on palm still. ON! On! Wankers was call and to keep it up, more calls were make and loudly to boost the presence of WANKERS on the run.

Anyway back to our run, the hare from here took us towards the hill over to almost reaching the temple where the paper was leading us to our very old run site by the road. Still bright daylight rain came pouring down all drenched wet from the rain. I took the opportunity to recce the area near the old cement plant and found that it is very suitable for our 197 run. Must do more recce for this area, good potential for run site. Every one emerge from the palm and run with a smiling face, good for recovery after last night do,

Summary of the run run is, there is always two kinds of hasher some like to have long run some like short. That’s what we offer long and short, all we have!

Circle was conducted by GW, followed by OC for 197 run, Handyman,  mystery whip and closed by RA. As soon as that was done rain started to pour down again. That’s how bless the Wankers are! Food at Hup Hee our home of Wankers.

Messy.

LAN# 176, 7th Dec 2011 - Mr World Sets His Virgin Run

Hash Run 176^th  On 7^th Dec 2011

Hare :  MR WORLD.  ( can drink one )  

Co Hares  :   Konek and 3 other plicks. .

Run Site is at the Reserve Land in Puchong  ( the going down to the river for a swim one )  

Think Co Hares must have had to many organic cigarette when setting the run, turns out that the Co Hares themselves were shaking the heads by the time they came out. Started 3.30 pm and finish set run at 7.30 pm. Ayoyo Yo Yo RECCE ?????? what is the meaning of RECCEI ??  Haiya no need to RECCE lah No problem I know set run one  !!!!.  Lanchiau. 4 hours set what run ??  

All the wankers came out way past time.  Run starts along the road, till it turns down to Difficult path through plenty of Thorns and 2nd degree jungle. Goes along for 10 mins before you come to the river. “To Cross the river or Not to cross”, that is the questions. After heavy rain and slip sliding all over the place and falling and rolling in the mud, up and down the 4 hills 2^nd and 3rd small group reached their destination. Also shaking their heads.

2 pricks were PONGCHET in the jungle, “DID NOT BRING WATER LAH”  HAISEH, BEER  MAN BRING BEER SAJA LATER MAH, YOUR WATER YOU BRING YOURSELF LAH, EASY .  anyway made their way our slowly and at late in the night 9.00 pm I think.

Some Brave Wankers were ready to go in and save the 2 poor lost souls. How they got ready ???., Find torchlight and drink lots of beer and organics indulgency. Water  ?? or forgot to take already.    Mr. World (hare) was already too steam to go in and save THE SLOW SLOBS.

Anyway MR WORLD got a little bit ICING only, because he give very nice BERSIH MR WORLD t-shirt,

Semua Abang adik mah, boleh ampun punya.

Mistery Whip Lazzzzz Cha , Very nice man, don’t know how to ice people one lah. (anyway he only came out at 8.30 what he see ???  nothing what !!!

Missing form Hash Plicks, Paul Hyeena Ho, Royal RA, Speedy (forever missing) Tan Sri, Munster , Jack Ass and Musang King. – all wanking. 

PARTY ENDED WITH LOTS OF GOLDEN JUICE, TYPICAL CHINESE FOOD AND PLENTY OF ORGANIC LAUGHTER !!!!!!!!    Condolences to Cool Dog for his daddy’s demice. !!!! gathering as advised.

SEE YOU GUYS TUESDAY AT GAB FOR MORE ON DOWN AND GETTING SLOooSSHED !!!

Big Hand to the guy who provided the new Ice Throne. Now going to get Royal Icing already from RA.

Always Watch out for FLASH FLOODS, COWS AND CONDO and QUICK ROBBERIES BY FOREIGNERS with citizenship, WHO ARE ELIGIBLE TO VOTE FOR BARISAN ONLY NEXT YEAR.

Inshah Jesus Christ kita jumpa Lagi.

Suresh – Foreplay – 012 280 5655.  

Mr World and his CockHares

Next Week's LAN

Hare: Kam Lan

Wallowing in CowDung Country

Run# 175  Date: 30^th Nov 2011

Hare : Volunteer -  Messy

Cock Hares  :   Wank2 & Sang Chee

Run Site: Sri Cahaya School (Cow Dung County)   in Won the Way to Sungai Buloh.

With Fresh smell of Cow Dung and Cow Urine filling our Lungs the run was On On Onded. (reminds us of the Cow and Condo hot hot hot matter with Malaysia Ais Ais Baby)

Volu Hare Messy and Volu Co Hares lost their marbles somewhere near the lake and did not come out till 7.30 pm, maybe a private party was going on near lake side that day.

Run started as 6 sharp, straight away into the Palm Oil estate, flagged on by a White mannequin at the entrance off the Estate. Then on it went for half an hour before breaking into the 1 st Lake, then the 2nd lake then the 3 lake, then don’t know lah soo many lakes were  circled somehow.

(This run was mainly about circulating the many lakes in the area to see if any Cows or Condos here being sold there)

Soo many Wanking Plicks are still running with their legs instead of their Heads. 6,pm Hare tadah keluar pun semua masuk juga.  Sama Sama hilang, Hare Hilang, Kita Hilang -  Bayak Frasterated kah ??? Must me the new One Malaysian Moto. Anywah Tai Kau Fat came in quickly 1hr 30 mins. With a small numbe of hashes, Then 8 pm another group came out. 8.30 also got some hashers coming out, some Guests ( also very late loh ) must have been cursing and left the party early.  

Golden Juice Plenty, Food plenty enough, Icing Not Pleant, ( Volu Hare Not Ice for long run Becos Volu Run Mah. )   Religious Adviser very good mood I think, or clinch good project.  

Some Body got Baptised as Cheeeee Bai ???? haisay this is not English Name Man !!!. Hash in English Name in Chinese Mana Ai Sai leh ???? . Remember, Hash Runs was founded in Malaysia in English by English Man. 

Like PM say “ if you are drinking from the Well you must remember who dug the Well for you in the first place”

Lord, Thank you for keeping the Wankers Safe – so we do not have to go in and find them.

Lord, Thank you for keeping them fit – so we don’t have to carry them out.

Lord, Thank you for keeping Wankers in good health – so they still come around and run Wednesdays. 

Above all Lord thank Lazz Char for serious commitment to contribution that Wankes like soo much.

On On ,  Wiippiya Ye ,  Coock a Dooodle do and Tango with you soon.

Smile always and Hum a tune in your head – its helps to get you through the tough days.

Sudhakaran Rajaram @ Suresh @ Foreplay.

Coconut Kernel honoured

us with his presence as a guest

This plick Lew Lip Seng was baptised "ChiBai"

Two new guests,  Albert and Brian were among the 5 guests we had on this run.

Batang Kajang on Sang Chee's Trail

Last Week's Run # 174

Hare: SangChee

Run Site: Penchala Link.

Date: 23rd Nov 2011

Normal run-site to most of our senior members, due to the easy flow of the highway Hyena manage to arrive at site by 4pm. Being inquisitive he decided to follow papers for a stroll in first. Little did he realized that when he reached the first check he could not break it. Panic he returned to base only to be greeted by yours truly.

Anyway the crowd starts to crawl in by 5.45pm most of us are ready with a bit of stretching and warm up, we short off at sharp 6.

We climb up a mother of hill at the very turn from tarmac to jungle fringe,up,up,up, till we hit our first check.Papers found up hill only to be false trail and the actual trail was down a bit to the left. Just a bit of turn and up! Up! Up again till we hit top and check again at the bend leading towards down hill.

At this junction the hare decided to exit down hill,with the shout of On! On! The runners of Batang Kajang appear and say “shit we are on wrong chapter”  This is Subang Wankers” say Superman.

Down the hill we go along the tarmac road till we hit beer wagon.

A short run with steep hills,a good work out but nothing adventurous.

As we were to start our circle the front runners of Batang Kajang appears 8pm what a long run they have!

Sweet and short circle was conducted.

Food was Sang Chee (wild boar meat stew)

On! On!

Messy.

"Mah Lau" on a Monkey trail

LAST WEEK'S RUN
Run #173
Hare: Mah Lau
Run Site: Quarry in the vicinity of Sg Buloh Hospital
Cock Hares: Thai Kau Fatt & Khuntai

NO SCRIBE and no volunteers either.



New running territory as far as the wankers are concerned. Hilly, with thick undergrowth and plenty of swinging tree-to-tree, the way this plick of a hare likes it. Can be an interesting site with proper recce and planning, this new area is fill with all kinds of interesting possibilities.
Food by HaiMorr as usual is superb.

Brewery visit is slotted for 13Dec2011 (Tuesday)

Vanue: GAB

Time: 6pm

DressCode: Smart Casual

YatKauChatLan Commidee Meeting

24th Nov 2011 (Thursday)

Venue: HupHee Restaurant, Kg Subang

Time: 7.30pm

All must attend

No Nangka on Nangka's LAN

Run 172  Date: 9^th Nov 2011

Hare : Nangka SorLoh
Cock Hares: Korek & Recycle
Lan Site: Bukit Subang

Beautiful Day to Hash, sunny skies and all things nice.

Run started a little early, on the Call ON.ON from the Grank Wanker, limping badly still. ( too much wanking I think )  Cool walk from the Housing area to the top on the Palm Oil plantation Hill took about 20 Mins. From then on, another Hill and then another Hill then another. Looks like the Hare tak Boleh tengok Hill, mesti taruk paper on hill saja.  Allthough looks like no real recce was done but Hare was sure he wanted us to do all the hills and come out in 45 mins.  All in nice steady run, some guys tounge and dick hanging out when they see the last hill.  Ayoyoyoyo.

First runner out 55 mins – Last runner out 1 hr and 20 mins ( Sang Chee )  slowly slowly wanking out.

Our Brightly Lit Moon as clearly visible, among all the Cheap Air Asia Airplanes that were flying around.  ( too many of these now I think ). Now everyone can fly.  More like “I got the Power”  to fly….. I believe I can Fly, but still did not Fly yet,. Waiting for someone to pay.

Plenty of Icing.

Kuachi Wong’s Arse frozen twice for touching Unmentionable is places he was not supposed to touch. Or something like that. Or she did not like it.  

Handy Man – verbally talking on and on and on.   ( Body guard to Religious Advisor for the day )

Sang Chee – Arse frozen for Mobile Phone Ringging ??? Talk sooo Much ??? something.

Mr World – Funniest man in the Hash world got promoted to become Arse Wiper and Ball Checker for the day.  He thought he got upgraded from Mr World to Mr Universe.  Ha Ha Ha. …..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only 10 Wankers Registered for the Male Hash run in Rawang ?? Need more wankers to join.

Upcoming 197th celeb run scheduled for 21st April 2012......... need more contributions as not enough yet.

Miracle Offer from Lazz Char – “Tell me how much you want ?????, I will cover any difference for the Run”.   Wow  Unblieveable ,  Bigggggg Hand to Lazz Char.

Wang Wang came, wanked, drank golden juice, organics, and disappeared before the circle.

Good of him to show up from time to time.

New Hash Pricks  - Tai Cheak – was re baptised as Water Buffalo. ( or What a Buffalo )

An another one by the name of Sean – baptised Foreskin or (Force Sucking) why why why change name ???  I love Vulva or the name Vulva, soooo sexy name mah. 

More Golden Juice at the Makan Restaurant. With Karaoke and Croaking in Chinese mainly. Great Food but beer was running out quickly, look like all Pricks were in a hurry and run off to look for Un Mentioned.  Hai Se What la  You ???  At home got already mah !!! .  cheap Thrill  ah /?????? 25 Hashers want to tackle 4 Unmentioned >>>>>???? What for ??? Challenge ???

Another scribe by Foreplay, yeh, yeh, yeh BIG hand to this HarkKauSai

The Wanking Continues

Wanking Trash is Back

Will attempt my utmost best to update this trash with the latest that transpire from the Subang Wankers run every Wednesday.

Run # 171

Hare: Larcha

Cock Hares: Messy, Sang Chee & Munster

Run Site: Bukit Tengku, Puncak Alam (aka Bukit Pengsan)

Foreplay volunteered to scribe this run

Group started to gather at around 5.30 ,  drizzling slightly continuously throughout the evening.

No sign of Grand Wanker or Assistant Grand Wanker so the obliging Hyena Ho flanged us on the start with On On.

Run went along the Tarmac to the Houses which are being constructed, semi constructed and so on.

Then into the Bushes it went, as we entered the Bushed, SMELL OF FRESH HUMAN FECES invited us  or more like engulfed us.  At least we knew then where the Foreign Skilled Labour has been  defecting.

Wet, Soggy, Rainy and sticky feeling with continues Drizzle and this went on for almost half an hour before we turned off into the Thicker Jungle hesitantly.  First check was seen just as we entered the Bushes, looks like only one check, which was easily broken by Tai Kau Fatt I think.

The run then continued steadily at even pace till we hit the hill. Hill  slowed all the Hashers and Plicks down quite a lot.  Lots of LEACHES due to heavy downpour over the last few days (or weeks)

( don’t worry better than Thailand Mah, Malaysia boleh )

First runner out in 1 hr and 10 min which is no other than OUR ONLY GUEST MAN, Name – I don’t know. Unbelievably fast running by this man, makes the rest of us look like wimps.

Tai Kau Fatt out in 1 hr 35 mins I think, the rest slowly trikleing in little by little later into the night.

Circle was over quick. With Icing and On downs, Riligious Adviser was is a good mood and iced no one this time around.  Grad food provided by Hare, with lots of Golden Juice flowing from the Truck,

Wine in Bottles were being gulped down like water, mainly by Paul Hyena Ho and group around the beer wagon. Lovely waist packs were given by the hare, Thank You Thank You Thank You.

We take a moment to consider the Situation in Thailand where many people are out of earnings and basic needs due to heavy floods and Think of the loss of the family of the Italian Motorbike Racer Simoncelli ( great loss to sports ) . and think of the upcoming elections and see where we want to go with this.  Think of the people who are in Malaysia and are out of a Job and selling Nasi Lemak by the road side, and be thankful for what we have in Job, Friends and Plenty of Food.

Till we meet again ,  best wishes to everyone, Happy Deepavali, Nandri vanakam.

Voluntary Scribe – Foreplay  ( Suresh Rajaram )

As ta la vista , Babe.

 use this scribe or dump it and get another one if you don’t like it.   Sheeeesh . 

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