No Nangka on Nangka's LAN

Run 172  Date: 9^th Nov 2011

Hare : Nangka SorLoh
Cock Hares: Korek & Recycle
Lan Site: Bukit Subang

Beautiful Day to Hash, sunny skies and all things nice.

Run started a little early, on the Call ON.ON from the Grank Wanker, limping badly still. ( too much wanking I think )  Cool walk from the Housing area to the top on the Palm Oil plantation Hill took about 20 Mins. From then on, another Hill and then another Hill then another. Looks like the Hare tak Boleh tengok Hill, mesti taruk paper on hill saja.  Allthough looks like no real recce was done but Hare was sure he wanted us to do all the hills and come out in 45 mins.  All in nice steady run, some guys tounge and dick hanging out when they see the last hill.  Ayoyoyoyo.

First runner out 55 mins – Last runner out 1 hr and 20 mins ( Sang Chee )  slowly slowly wanking out.

Our Brightly Lit Moon as clearly visible, among all the Cheap Air Asia Airplanes that were flying around.  ( too many of these now I think ). Now everyone can fly.  More like “I got the Power”  to fly….. I believe I can Fly, but still did not Fly yet,. Waiting for someone to pay.

Plenty of Icing.

Kuachi Wong’s Arse frozen twice for touching Unmentionable is places he was not supposed to touch. Or something like that. Or she did not like it.  

Handy Man – verbally talking on and on and on.   ( Body guard to Religious Advisor for the day )

Sang Chee – Arse frozen for Mobile Phone Ringging ??? Talk sooo Much ??? something.

Mr World – Funniest man in the Hash world got promoted to become Arse Wiper and Ball Checker for the day.  He thought he got upgraded from Mr World to Mr Universe.  Ha Ha Ha. …..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only 10 Wankers Registered for the Male Hash run in Rawang ?? Need more wankers to join.

Upcoming 197th celeb run scheduled for 21st April 2012......... need more contributions as not enough yet.

Miracle Offer from Lazz Char – “Tell me how much you want ?????, I will cover any difference for the Run”.   Wow  Unblieveable ,  Bigggggg Hand to Lazz Char.

Wang Wang came, wanked, drank golden juice, organics, and disappeared before the circle.

Good of him to show up from time to time.

New Hash Pricks  - Tai Cheak – was re baptised as Water Buffalo. ( or What a Buffalo )

An another one by the name of Sean – baptised Foreskin or (Force Sucking) why why why change name ???  I love Vulva or the name Vulva, soooo sexy name mah. 

More Golden Juice at the Makan Restaurant. With Karaoke and Croaking in Chinese mainly. Great Food but beer was running out quickly, look like all Pricks were in a hurry and run off to look for Un Mentioned.  Hai Se What la  You ???  At home got already mah !!! .  cheap Thrill  ah /?????? 25 Hashers want to tackle 4 Unmentioned >>>>>???? What for ??? Challenge ???

Another scribe by Foreplay, yeh, yeh, yeh BIG hand to this HarkKauSai