HASH HARE ; CHI BAI. – AH SENG.
DATE 121ST DECEMBER 2011 ( EMAIL FROM HYENA STATES 14 TH DEC, NEVERMIND THAT )
Anyway think the run site is called Pantai Hill Park Run, never mind that also.
Run started on time , paper lay was not that good. Looks like only one hill and then lost in the Gasing Hill for some time and all Wankers found their own way out, wow very good one oh the Wankers, no paper also can find their way out in 60 minutes. Can see that it was quite a nice run, with Planted Veg Gardens, and small river flowing, Smell of Wilderness like in Alaska. ( more like Alamak ). Hill climb is Rocky ( Balboa ) with wooden platform for breaking the leg but not slipping . With rope to climb in case Wankers Leg tak boleh takan ( Tarzan ) Fresh greenery all around and Azan ( Mosque ) in the Background as you exit at 7 pm. Oh My God - Beautiful.
2 ( two ) paper checks were not broken, all in a good run and if follow paper it would have taken 1.35621 hours. Since this is the 165,439.8 run, Hare decided to give all the wankers a break and set one hour run only. And 2 hills only. Wah very good one.
Pleanty of Royal Icing by Recycle, Tang Sei Lei for showing off his new car.
2 other Pricks for not signing in and out – just went in for run for fun.
Somehow the Wankers have decided to give the Big Bottle Tiger a trial run for 2 weeks.
SMALL BOTTLE DOWN WORK. – Proffessional reasons -
1 ) Too many Small Bottles being thrown around after all the drinking – Alam Flora filed complaint.
2) Too many Small Bottles missing – MACC is investigating ongoing – handled by Wankers Lawyer – Reverse Singh.
3) Sometimes drink half and forgotten where they put their Small Bottle also - this under ISA 156 ordinance offence. .
4) Technically Beer Don’t flow fast enough from Small Bottle Neck into Wankers Throat. – Not according to ISO 9000 Standards. Some Small Black bottles also – Refer to Sub Section of Wanker 2.0 Guidelines.
Baptised some people -- Iron Man – good name , welcomed. Anyway he look strong and firm like Iron Man.
Lanchiau – Kew - Kew – What the hell does this mean man ?????? Buy 2 crate and change name to ALLAKAZAM.
Plenty of big bottle golden Juice, some organic supplies like Fruit and Snacks, Lovely food provided by hare. After all that Drinking all started talking Chinese so I went home.
Wankers need more Advertising space selling campaign in order to be eligible for free ( ahem Ahem ) holiday to Kilimanjaro ( or somewhere far far away) - One way ticket only.
Heart goes out to Speedy , who is Unable to drink or Work or - - - - for sometime.
Don’t worry we will have another beer in your name.
Chirio, Kimosabi, Ride like the wind and you will get your balls aired out.
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