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Another Scribe on the Betong Run from the Chieftain of the Fuckawee Tribe, all 3'2" of him, The PUKIpine.
LAN site : Betong, Thailand, LAN no : # 59, Hare : Phang Poi Fook, Cock Hare : Messy Cuckoo, Scribe : Pukipine.
It was 09.09.09 special lan on auspicious day of ‘LONG LIVES SUBANG WANKERS’ doing pilmirage at Betong, Thailand and the lan site was Communist Hill. Briefly, I arrived at Betong on 09.09.09 at 2.00pm M’sia time, an hour later was joined by Kenny Wang, San Chu, Chicken Man and an hour later was joined by Mah Lau and Ching Chong entering Betong by “ ANGKAT TANGAN” Hare and Cockhare was at the hotel lobby with Grand Wankers-Mr.Peppers and making arrangement to the lan side by announcing transport will pick us at 4pm and lan start at 5pm M’sia time.
The hotel was Hotel Hello, small cozy and friendly hotel, Subang Wankers has almost occupied half of the rooms available.By 4pm M’sia time, GW, Ah Pooi, Ah Ming, guest from TP- Snake Head and Orang Minyak and myself already at the hotel lobby. 5 minutes later was joined by TanSeiLeh (surprise, surprise!!!!! and this plick must have hidden agenda not living up to his name). Transport has arrived and all of us were waiting for Kenny, Mah Lau, San Chu, Chicken Man and Ching Chong.
GW is losing his patients and TanSeiLeh has started complaining: “TanSeiLeh have to wait to TanSeiLeh, it have to be an ice offend” and noticed they are back to hotel lobby with Ching Chong complaining “ I did not manage to buy vegetables “ what he mean ah????
It took us almost 30 minutes to reached the lan side and arrived at 5pm, Hare: Phang Poi and CockHare: Messy were already out, 12 of us include 2 guest from TP we took group photograph and San Chu start greeting his relatives……It was almost at high hill and was called blah,blah,blah written in Chinese at the arc and was residents place for ex-communist. Cool and Nice and it was also tourist attraction area.
5.15pm, On On was called by GW, running up hill side path walk up to hill, surprising TanSeiLeh was up front with Kenny and follow by Ah Pooi passing thru statue of Chinese 12 animals geomancy.
1st check was at side path of communist tunnel, a tour guild was there and explaining to us the area what was like before, Ah Pooi went to right and Kenny and TanSeiLeh was enjoying and listening,
I, chieftain of FUCKAWEE tribe and being “Kei Poh” went into the tunnel and sneak inside and TAAA DAAAAA!!!!, I found paper and sound ON,ON. Follow behind is Ah Pooi, Kenny and TanSeiLeh again, we lan in the tunnel passing thru communist sleeping area, meeting room, rest area, cooking area all in the tunnel. And again, as I was the chieftain of FUCKAWEE tribe, the tunnel height was at my height……..no problem lehhhh!!! Noticed, Kenny and Ah Pooi was struggling thru. Once, we exited out from tunnel, papers lead up hill again passing thru jungle, Ah Pooi was in front, follow by myself and Ching Chong behind was San Chu and the rest are behind. We came out and reach at rubber estate, noticed Ah Pooi and Ching Chong up front again, follow by myself, San Chu, Chicken Man and Man Lau We reach second check in the thick rubber estate, Ah Pooi went right, Ching Chong went left and myself went down hill. San Chu and Chicken man and Mah Lau were picking up paper. Ah Pooi came back and suspect was back check. Orang Minyak found paper and down hill all we go, it was slippery and we pass thru two streams, the water was clear and cooling.
All of us except GW,TanSeiLeh and Ah Ming took the opportunity to cleans our body for nite activities. San Chu was sitting on the rock taking his time and Ah Pooi start climbing up the rock, and Ah Pooi was almost fell slip down, lucky his ass was block by Kenny, Chicken Man and Snake Head. Orang Minyak was behind follow up Ching Chong and myself. Mah Lau was taking the right route and San Chu was struggling up with the help of Ching Chong.
Noticed the arrival of GW, TanSeiLeh and Ah Ming down the stream, advised them to back track, as it was very slippery and we don’t think Ah Ming can make it thru. Front pack was Ah Pooi, Kenny, Chicken Man, Snake Head and Orang Minyak and myself, Man Lau, Ching Chong and San Chu was at behind. We lan pass thru durian farm, rambutan, nangka ,mangosteen and papaya farm, remind me of Hainan song, noticed Snake Head was taking a rest and puffing away enjoying the fruits and Man Lau asked to me stop to enjoy the durian with San Chu and due to its coldness weather, Ching Chong was complaining no sweat come out. Managed to catch up with Kenny, saw Messy and Phang Pooi. First runner was- Chicken Man out at 1 hour 28 min, follow by Ching Chong and Ah Pooi. Phang Pooi giving up t-shirts for this auspicious day and we wear and we have to cleans our body with mountains water and it was damm bloody cold. It was back to hashing, as everybody have to stand. Circle was called by Ah Pooi as Feng Shui master, GW on the stone (box), ice throne was middle size plastic bag with ice. Hare: Phang Pooi was honor for the lan and T-shits together with the cockhare:Messy.
Mystery Whip was San Chu, first person on Ice was Pukipine for being Kei Poh, follow by chicken man being do know what offend and others I cant remember who.
On,on was on site restaurant, served very good food and fish with beer, everybody is trying to finish the food fast as possible and want to be back to hotel by 7pm.
Reaching at hotel 7.15pm with everybody have personal activities agenda, at 9pm we have triple ON,ON at restaurant called Friends and KaraOK till disco time.
We actually paint the whole Betong Town green, as we wearing Phang Pooi Green T-Shirts and doing pilmirage around the whole town.
Lastly, It was good lan side, not torturing, nice scenery on tourist attraction place, cooling weather with good food and plenty of hyper happening hype activities on auspicious 09.09.09 day. And we will be back painting Betong Town RED on 11.11.09.
Your Wankfully, Pukipine……On,On.
ATTENDANCE
Run # 59
29/44= 66%
Betong 13, ECO Setia Park 16
Active members: ……..44
Honorary Members: ....12
New Boots: ………..... 00
Guest: ………………... 03
Total Members: ……...56
Home Cumming Run
09.09.09
Betong, Thailand
Run # 59
Hare:Phang Phooi Fook
Co-hare: Messy and a 75 year old communist
Yours truly and hare arrive at runsite upon the request of me insisting that we laid the run.He at first says “all ko tiam the run is set” to me I say is sucide,true enough the run is not set and the appointed co- hare was sick and the replacement was a 75 year old man.
After gathering enough papers to lay the run we went in at 2.20pm thai time,entrance was through the tunnel of the communist era,what a sight and history for those who have not been there,anyway after a simple check and a crawl through the tunnel we came out to the opening of the jungle of the boder our home country. Up and Up we climb till we hit the fruit plantation of the village and along we ran till we hit the 2nd check. This check took them 15 minutes to break as the trail leads them to a thick jungle whislt the original trail was just down the slippery slope. Finally the pack joins up after it was call by none other than snake head a guest runner from Tanjong Petri who has never broken a check before back home. A record from Ah Phooi home chapter.This time down slope towards a small stream across it and we head back into the jungle track and up till we hit the rocks.Here after the few runners went through it was slippery,1st casualty was Ah Phooi after crawling on fours he still slips down with his knees full with bruises.”F—k the hares”more curses follows but a few were smart as they manage to find a better path to climb up.
From here the run home was nothing but a breath taking view of the most beautiful plantation fill with the cool wind blowing against your face as you run along the mid span of the walking path, till we hit the beer wagon.
The 75 years old co-hare came out without a sweat but Phang Phooi was struggling to keep up with him. Circle was call by grand wanker and as usual hash bard leads with song and the same routine of fun and icing. Food was at the nearby restaurant sumptuous and tasty food was served wth beers and whisky but no takers? Will let you know later!
Meals were taken with extra speed even the circle was finish with eager? Anyway all pack up and off we hit back to town? Why the hurry? Will let you know on coming run at our circle.On!On!.
Verdict: A real home cumming run for me as I was hashing here with the late Alex the Bear with the Hazzards.A very good site for hashing for those who miss it hope there could be one more.A big hand for the hare who also dish out the memorable T-shirt.
Messy
Attendance:
- Phang Phooi, Messy, Kenny Wank, Chicken Man, Ching Chong, Ah Ming, Tan Say Lay, Sang Chee, Mau Lau, Pukipine, Mr Peppers, Ah Pooi,
- Guest - Snake Head TP Hash, Orang Minyak TP Hash
Run # 59, 09.09.09
Venue: Setia Eco Park, Klang
Hares: Smokie, Vulva & Kool Dogg
Scribe: Kool Dogg
090909 A Century Lan for Subang Wankers. A weird Lan also cause there have two run site in between 400km in two countries at the same GMT.
I arrived Eco Park at 3.00pm sharp to see WaWa woundering around (Chor Bo Lan). After 40min Chat with him, our Golden Co.Harr finally arrived (Smokie). Immediately we start our track. Starting with smelly human leftover untill those F16 (Mosquito) keep attacking us along the way. However we manage to set a short and tricky track run.
Completed our setting around 5.30pm to find out only less than 10 wankers arrived. After exchancing a few salvo among the wankers, our On Sex Hyena call on on at 5.50pm with 13 Wankers + 1 guest (Riverly). Left behind tree Co.Harr expecting the Beer Van, arrived 20min later. While enjoying our peace and silent enviroment, the FRB (Tai Kau Fat) come out follow by Nanka,Recyle and Riverly approx. 55min run. The last group consist Hyena, Longkang, Pengsan Kuat and Superman.
During our cooling down period, we drink and eat. Food complement by Hyena, Jack & Sawasdee. Everybody enjoying themself very much, even talking about unmentionable. Because we thought no circle will be held. Time passing till dark, suddenly Kool Dog call on a circle, acting as Butler (Tang Sa Li). Started with the wankers song and call upon (Smokie) as Acting Grand Wankers (AGW) on the box. Straight away AGW put Jack & Ice Breaker on ice. (Offence) Talk to much about unmentionable private part. So Batu Api (Pengsan Kuat) were call on box too. Only Nangka On ice with the same offence. When AGW back on box, Kool Dogg can't miss his fate on ice for wearing a party dress while on circle.Futhermore not much anoucement make by On Sex, AGW declare an official LAN & Circle before we say grace.
The spirit of Wankers still countiued with fun,jokes and etc.........until 9.30pm and most of the pack adjourned to the Pasad. On On.
Kool Dogg
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