This Week's Run

Run No 61

Date: 23rd Sept 2009

Hare: Mountain Hee

Scribe: Sang Chee

Run Site: Bukit Pengsan, Puncak Alam

Directions: From Subang Village turn left at the Monterez traffic lights and head towards Shah Alam. Approx. half km from here, take a right turn at the traffic lights into the Puncak Alam road. Continue on this road for about one kilometer and look for hash signs to turn left to run site.

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Run No: 62

20th Sept 2009

Hare: Sang Chee

Scribe: CUNTractor

Run Site: Puncak Alam

Directions: From Subang Village turn left at the Monterez traffic lights and head towards Shah Alam. Approx. half km from here, take a right turn at the traffic lights into the Puncak Alam road. Cotinue on this road until you come to a traffic lights junction where you need to turn right (UiTM on your left) and look for hash signs to run site.

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Run No: 63

Date: 7th Oct 2009

Hare: CUNTractor

Scribe: Mah Lau

Run Site: WHERE DAH??????????

Directions: ??????????????

Rehash: Last Week's Run

Run No. 60 Date: 26th Sept.09 Venue: Puncak Alam (Behind UiTM) Hare: Diamond Arse Scribe: Kool Dogg Started my journey towards Lan site with Handyman driving.Looking at the west coast of the Klang Valley is a dark cloud.No doubt,there will be a strom expecting us.Reaching Lan site at 5.00pm,only to see Messy inside a small pondok (cabin),sky started showering.A while later Hyena,Mata & fellow wankers keep joining in. At 6.00pm,Rain still pouring heavily, no choice GW (Mr.Pepper) had to On On with less than 15 Wankers.Starting to the left side,the Hare & Co.Hare set a warm up flat track,passed double storey house and turn right to a construction site.Then come to the first check, break by Nangka towards the left.As the rain keep pouring more heavily,we came to a slope,which everybody struggle to walk up.(Imagine after & before the rain).Finally we hit the up hill path.All the way up up task,everyone having a hard time climbing up due to the heavy downpour.Reaching the peak, the paper bring us to the right for a second check.With the FRB Nanka,Recycle and Tai Kau Fat going deep far into the path.Still no on on?That is a back check Wankers!!! (Co.Hare Messy "Old backside" must be wondering this).We turn back,and Hyena already reach the peak.Together the group approach,again Nangka call on on down slipperly down path.At last we hit the open constrution site again.Another check,Tai Kau Fat to the right towards Eco Park and Walwa to the left heading to the landscape construction.No paper were found on both side. Still with the group of Wankers attached, we turn left heading towards Walwa way.Finally we see the paper quit far from a distance.(Maybe the rain washed the paper to a distance).and we hit back from where we started.From there A few Wankers started to accelerated home.FRB Nanka reach at 7.05pm.Follow closely by Tai Kau Fat, Kuntractor & Kool Dogg.Superman & Hyena finally reach after 10mins.Bravo Hyena! Completed the last three Lan.Rain still pouring On Cash (Char Siew fan) proposed the circle be held at Choong Foong Restaurant. Granted by Grand Wankers we proceed to Choong Foong Restaurant. While this is first time circle were held in a restaurant.Only two table of wankers turn up,because of the heavy rain,a lot of wankers can,t make it in time for run.Sang Chi,Kenny Wang,Chicken Man all complaining jam and also flooding around Kg.Subang.With the absence of But & Butler (Mau Lau & Tang Sa Li).As we know Mau Lau is leaving us,Sang Chi will be taking over his place and Kool Dogg acting as Butler respectively. Circle were call on with our traditional Wanking song lead by Kool Dogg and called Grand Wankers on the box.With a small group,GW make anouncement smoothly untill Char Siew Fan interupt with a border isue getting everyone confused.Thanks to Messy for his cantonese explanation.Again Sang Chi call for silent for GW to procced.Meanwhile Kenny Wang put on ice by GW for his disturbance offence.Ha!Ha! virgin on ice box.GW call upon the Hare (Diamond Ass) Ah Kwai owner of the Rest.(C.Foong) who were busy preparing on 2.Phang Phooi repersented the Hare to thanks The Co.Hare (Messy & himself).GW back on box moving on with the usual anoncement,Blar Blar.....!!! with On sex (Hyena) Ass On cash (Pukipine) joining in.Then Batu Api were called on box.Think who? Walwa, always misterious Batu Api! Again virgin Keeny Wang,Chicken Man was put on ice.(Unmentionable offence).With laugther,shouting and ect....going as these Wankers us to enjoying in every chapter.Yaah.. it's really make you mad.Again GW back on box to say grace to the Hare.Ruber...dup..dup!On on!! Diner was served with freid onion fish,(Think what)these fucker really barbarians.I went for a piss and came back only onion left.With pai kuat,beancurd,lemon chicken and finally Choong Foong special dish Ma Lai Foong Kong (Kangkung Belacan).Enviroment fill with noise,smoke like mist,suddenly the Hare (Ah Kwai) put on his personality VCD.To everyone supprise,this well know quite Daimond Ass turn out to be a fucking speech presenter.All about his Amyway achievement.Presenting his speech to thounsands of people on stage,his jokes,his life and his truth and believes.So great till GW anounce him the future (Grand Wankers).......With beer keep flowing...on the Dong Dong sect.The Hare keep opening the beer on the late on on on...Crowd started to disperse peacefully around 10.30pm.Another rainning chapter LAN.Expecting more these LAN in the cumming up chapter. "SELAMAT HARI RAYA" to all fellow Muslim Wankers. Scribe: Kool Dogg