ANNOUNCEMENTS

Invitation from "Always Come" of Jantan Jerantut and Bentong Ahiah Hash.

This gentle giant with a directly proportionate plick and equally generous heart as we know him is from Jantan Jerantut. He is also a commidee member of Bentong Ahiah HHH. 

He is setting his run this Thursday 28Jan 2010 at Sungei Dua which is just after the Karak toll and he is inviting all wankers to help him celebrate the run. 

Interested please acknowledge by informing Hyena of your intention this Wednesday at Konek's run. 


PJ Animales 33rd Ann Celeb LAN   20th & 21st March 2010
Namelist need to be submitted to them by 31st Jan. All interested in attending the run pls register with Hyena at Konek's lan this Wednesday (Final avenue to register, don't fok around and later grumble that your name is not on the list like the last few invitation lans we attended. Register by Wednesday or fok off.


HHH Kota Melaka  31st Ann Celeb LAN   10th April 2010
Jsut like the above please register early or fok off. Closing date 28th Deb 2010.

LAN#78 The Weakly Wanking  TRASHof  Subang WANKERS HHH Run 78 (20th Jan 2010) Hare: Ah Pooi Cock Hares: Messy & Hyena Run Site: Sawasdee SS15 Last night got a call from the Long Cock Konek (next week Hare)  to help him do a beautiful scribe.Fucksss!!!Thus,how beautiful the scribe I do will never match his fucking beautiful Long Prick!    Anyway, this run is very new to the young Wankers. (Pub Craw Lan) which was held for the first time by the Subang Wankers HHH. Run site is in the center of the Subang Jaya town at SS15 Sawasdee Thai Cuisine Restaurant.With full of exictment,I reached the Run site at 5.20pm.Seeing the Hare (Ah Pooi) marking down the attendance while enjoying his golden fluid with the Wankers & other Hashers from the Mothers HHH & PJ Animals HHH who come to support this special run, and I would not hesitate to fill myself up with the golden fuild.With those veteran guest,the Restaurant filled with noise and laugther until Kool Dogg gather all the Hashers to the back lane for a short briefing by the GW (Mr.Pepper) and call On On at 6.00pm. Started the run from the back lane,the Hare took us towards the Subang Medical Center.Running the front pack consist Cicakman,Tai Kau Fat & Kool Dogg, following the paper and sign written on the floor and lamp pole,then came to the SMC parking lot.Going through a small steel gate towards the Jogging Lake.Well!!!! the fun just begin,running against were a lot of unmentionable with their balls bouncing & jingelring. I wonder how the Wankers concentrate their run with this enviroment.A short track along the lake,we came to the first beer station,spotted by Cicakman hiding behind a TNB Sub station.Messy,Hyena and Sawasdee serving the beers to the Hashers who arrived shorthly. Handyman the On Splash busy taking picture of those Wankers struggling in the hot,warm & humid wheather.A small and short circle were call by GW and ON down to three offenders who didn"t drink the G.Fluid before the run.The run resume towards the prominent area (Hotels) and cutting through those beautiful bangalow and came out to the main highway towards Sunway Piramid.Tai Kau Fat, one of the offender who drink the full cup of beer having difficulty to clear up his lung.By now Kool Dogg leading all the way to a pedestrian bridge,make a U turn back to SS13 Industrial area.Following the paper attached to the trees and leaf, then came to the second beer station.Again a circle and ON down to two more Wankers with the same offence.(Chin Chong & Ng Kam Seng).Once more Kool Dogg lead the pack pass through the Industrial park and came out to another highway leading to Summit Square just in front of the 3G plaza,over another bridge and going towards SS14.Passing school,gardens and terrace houses and finally reaching the last Pub Station.(the Pub call Bricks).Circle and ON down to Wank Wank,Chickenman & Tang Sai Li for taking a free ride on the beer wagon.The run continue back to the run site with Kool Dogg start accelarate all the back to Sawasdee Restaurant. Still warm and humid,the Wankers start bathing with the new enviroment which look like a bunch of mice mingling around at the back lane.With the nice singlet provided by the Hare and after the sun set.Cirle were about to start,still the small backside Tan Si Li having his heaven time, but this time running out of patient, GW appointed Cicakman as the Bart.Bravo GW,at least we don't have to wait untill we die.Before Cicakman could lead the Wanking song,Hyena dropped his beer which stunted everyone,(Fucking Hyena 3 already mah & Hyena break Solo pick).After finished the Wnaking song and call GW (Mr.Pepper) on the box.GW called the Hare on the box to On down his Co.Hares Messy and Hyena (Mesti Hai Lat).Then the mysterious Batu Api on the box.Who?????? Tiu! Is the Long Prick Konek. (Handyman,Hyena,Sawasdee,Pang Pooi and Tan Si Li) can't miss the Ice Throne with their following offences respesctively.Moving on the two Mothers & three Animals guest were called for an On down.After the the announcment by Messy for the up comming anniversary Lan at PJ Animals & Kota Melaka, the two animals Pukipine & Tiger Lee were put on Ice for (Keuy Kar).Follow with uncle Liew (the 79 years old)Mother Hash,giving some history and advise in Hashing,the circle when on smoothly to say grace to the Hare (Ah Pooi) Rubbbber Dup Dup On On!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a stone throw away,ON two were served with four tables with the original Spicy & Savour tradition Thai Food.Everyone enjoyed the food with the sweat added additional to the foods.And a guitar brought by Icebreaker started to echo the Restaurant with Konek & Kool Dogg playing theirs hit numbers.After a few sec,Wankers started to adjourd.At the end left Walwa,Konek,Icebreaker,Tang Si  Li and Kool Dogg Still hanging around,then came back the Hyena 4 after his two hour massage.With his touge scrabling to talk, everyone really have to call it a Fantastic Lan for the night.See u guys at Bukit Gasing the next run. On On!!!

 scribe: kool dogg 

Thank you Kool Dogg for taking the trouble to scribe when everyone else seem to find it simply too troublesome and thoroughly most inconvenient to even try. 
Ed. Hyena