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RUN No: 73
Hare: "Kenny" Wang Wang
Date: 16th Dec 2009
Venue: Puncak Alam (UiTM)
Directions: At the Monterez junction turn left and head towards Shah Alam. Turn at the next traffic lights into Puncak Alam road and look for hash signs to run site on the left behind the UiTM campus.
REHASHED LAN #72
9th Dec 2009
Hare: Mr Peppers
Cock Hares: Hyena & Ah Ming
Run Site: Bukit Subang
Scribe: Kool Dogg
The Hare (Mr. Pepper) started with a short flat trail.Then came to a palm estate and the first check. Broken by ?????? and then up a short slope, and down and up cutting through the estate and again up another hill to the peak. From here you can notice the pack beginning to split into smaller groups. Holding my breath to keep pace with the front pack, I came face to face with another high and steep uphill task cutting up straight against the terrain.On On echoing the estate, on reaching the summit only to realise the SCoBs turning right to the front trail.(Well! no problem I am a Wanker with wanking and some running spirit) pursued by Kayu & going down to join those SCoBs who have now mingled with the FRoBs.Check was broken by ??? and all the way the divided pack glide along the smooth home trail running & walking back to the Lan site. First to come out was Konek,follow by Speedy,Tai Kau Fatt & other FRoPs. Second pack was Kool Dogg,Cicak & Kayu and we came out on the other side admist the grumblings and rumblings of the Hare & his Cock Hare (Hyena) for not following the paper.(Animal Sense Mahhh).Approximately 30min the whole pack all out.
After all the wankers have taken their cool bath and had their fill of the golden fluid, circle was called at 8.00pm by Mau Lau,starting the Wanking song lead by Kool Dogg (Acting Bart) and call upon Smokie (Acting GW) on the box.Suprised everyone!Cause this Lan, GW is the Hare.
AGW asked how's the run,responed was sactisfactory. Called the hare (Mr.Pepper) on the box to thanks his Co.Hare Hyena & Ah Ming (Mata). Strange,the Hare between two Fatt Co.Hares.Remind me of a 6 inch Subway HotDog with pepper sauce. Following a short announcementabout the upcoming Jerantut Lan,the mystery Batu Api were call on the box.Another suprise to everyone, Speedy, ours new Wankers and a experince Hasher.
* First on the Ice Throne!Guess who.....the Hare(GW) Offence: Started the run before 6.00pm.Serious offence ahh...!
* Second was Kool Dogg! Offence: Being (Kei Poh) busy body marking the pack before and after the run.Didn't follow the Batu Api instruction ad sing on his own will.
* Third & fourth follow by Mah Lau & Konek respectively! Offence: Being a SCoBs (Short Cut Bastard) how dare they joined paper.
RE:The Ice Throne only freeze those guilty arseholes who commit offences during the run and circle.We need to learn from the basic.(Wankers motto Back to Basic).
Moving on,next Lan#73 Hare Wang Wang handed over the goddies (Pouch) to the Wankers early,requested all the wear it at Jerantut Run.Well! Good contribution,cause a few wankers turn all the pasar malam over to buy this item.Big hand fo Wang Wang and souvenir very appreciated.Lastly we were told this Jerantut Annivesary Run,wankers formed the biggest contingent of 30.Bravo!!! (SUBANG WANKERS).Acting GW back on the box to say grace to the Hare, Ruber Dup Dup !!!! On On.
On On On was at Hup Hee Restaurant,four tables were served with Fried Tau fu with mince pork,Soya steam fish,Belacan paku veggi,Kong poh chicken and off course the golden fuild and follow by Dong Dong the traditional way. Good food and cold beer, the final ON ON were held seperately with all going to their favorite spot.(The Wankers Lubang-Lubang). ON ON!!! - KOOL DOGG
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