Run # 64, 14th Oct 2009

Thie Week's RUN

Run No: 65

Hare: Kool Dogg

Date: 21st Oct 2009

Venue: Bukit Kiara, TTDI

Scribe: Superman

Directions: Enter TTDI via the Pizza Hut entrance, go on straight pass VADS Building (former IBM), pass 2 sets of traffic lights. Turn left after the long houses on your right. Look for car park on your left next to Wisma Bakti just before the guard house to the golf club.

REHASHED: Last Week's RUN

Monkeys on the Run

Hare: Mah Lau

Cock Hares: Messy & Diamond Arse

Date: 14th Oct 2009

Vanue: Kota Damansara (Bkt Mah Lau)

Scribe: Kool Doog (Yes, again PUKIpine take note)

After almost a dozen run at Subang area, we finally have a refreshing new run site in Kota Damansara. Coming a long way with well develop houses, commercial buildings, shopping complexes, clean, well organised roads with beautiful floral landscape lining all the way to the run site. Handyman and I arrived at Lan site just oppoosite a secondary school at 5.20pm. Wide compound with community facility provided. A few Wankers chatting and absorbing the cool breezing evening. A while pass, more wankers arrived. Yam Seng brought BBQ Chicken and Mah Lau had earlier organised some Vege.kuih which were mercilessly devoured by the Wankers..

At 6.00pm Grand Wankers(Mr.Pepper) called On On. The Hare (Mah Lau) started with the primary jungle,trackking all the way up the small bukit for the first check which was easily broken by Smokie, calling On On up the the hill with Sawasde joining paper.After reaching the peak,a short flat path and down the slope and up to the second hill and we came to the second check.Looking back,all Wankers still keeping up the pace like a colourful snake zig-zaging the path.Again Smokie broke the check,this time inaudible calls of On On from somewhere around the right side.Nangka Solo joined the paper but just could'nt figure out which direction the on calls were coming from, so he kept barking AR..YOP!AR..YOP. Up the path we climb until the second peak and down hill with Nangka Solo keep mumbling (Smokie) behind Char Siew for not waiting.Reaching the third check,paper bring the FRB to the left down.Tai Kau Fat, always the smart bastard break the check to the right path,all the way down hill and all the way up to the third edge.A distance, slowly we descended right.Halfway Kenny Wang,the clever (Short Cut Bastard) joined for the run back to the car park. Already the first group (Cicakman,Simon Templer & Tai Kau Fat) back at 50mins.Followed closely with Sawawde,.Kopi-O,etc and the second,third group and finally the last group Ah Min & Tan Sai Li.(Wait Until You Die).

After a serving of watermelons and a cool refreshing bath & off course, aaaahh the golden fluid served by our (Beer Wagon) our nerves and aching feet were appeased.Foong Sui Master (Icebreaker) set the circle and Mah Lau called On On around 8.00pm.The Bard (Tang Sa Li) conducedt the Wanking song and called GW on the box.Straight away he called upon Hare (Mah Lau) cheered by the Wankers for a good good LAN. Mah Lau called on his Cock.Hare Messy who came back all the way back from Pork Dickson to set the LAN.{Good Job}.GW back on box,firing up some Wankers throwing beer bottles around "Litterbugs" and bathing naked in front the school and housing area.Come on Wankers use your (Otak lah).last weekend go Muar makan "otak-otak" come back "otak hilang".After the sober and guilty moment,Wankers are back to cheers again with the Batu Api on the box.This time it was Konek.(Still got period not dry yet),Tan Sa Li,Ah Min and new member Ken all on ice with the same offence,staying back at Tg.Balai because of those Chewets.(Very Serious Offence).After Batu Api satisfied all the Wankers,GW presented Nanka Solo the completed 50 Lan "Wankers Sarong" big hand for Nangka Solo.Anouncement as usual by OnSex (Hyena),congratulate the Wankers for attendance at Tg.Petri.{WELL DONE} and follow by OnCash collection.Moving on,GW call upon the guest and the new members.Finally he declared the (Subang Wankers HHH) had achieved our target, 52 members in 15 months.No chapter ever grew so fast in the pass 71 years history in (Batang HHH).What a achievement "Subang Wankers HHH" made history,we should proud to be a Subang Wankers and with leadership of a few veteran Hasher.On On!!!. Are we missing out something??????. Where is our Rear Admiral (Si Fat General).Longkang.On ice the bastard,(forgorten to bring his towel) no excusse and former Admiral Handyman teaching him how the job is done.At last we say grace to our Hare (Mah Lau).ON ON!

ON Two, food on site,served with the original Hyena Mutton Soup,Fried Cubis,Braised Chicken Leg with Dry Chili,Sweet & Savour Pig Stomach with Cucumber and Fried Rice.

Again the enviroment fill with laugthers,small groups gathering for gossip and Kool Dogg brought out his two decades old guitar to fuse up the atmosphere with songs from Icebreaker,Simon Templer,Konek and even Messy and Hyena joined in.

On Three were called to a place name Purple Manggo.Leaving the site seeing GW barking in the middle of the road.Maybe he is not in touch with the Wankers in the pass two weeks and got a bit too emotional. Arriving the pub with two Bouncer opening the glass door to welcome us,the bunch of Wankers already making another circle inside the pub.Slowly joining in with GW and others,the night filled with hash song and amusement on those unmentionable.Halfway through, a Dato compliment us us with two towers of golden fluid, TQ Dato. Maybe he likes the way we Subang Wankers HHH enjoy ourselves so much madness were radiated. More towers poured in, and finally at 12.00 midnight, the Wankers started dispersing peacefully.

SCRIBED AGAIN BY KOOL DOGG (Who needs PUKIpine?)