LAN#77

LAN#77

The Weakly Wanking 

TRASH

of

Subang WANKERS HHH

Hare: Thai Kau Fatt

Run Site: Desa Park City

As expected this is a signature Thai Kau Fatt Run, true to his running style a sadist run he laid and yours truly was foked and among one of the last back to the beer wagon at 8.30pm, all 2 and half hours of straggling up and down 4 mother of a bukits. Most wankers besides your truly loved the run (they don't have the weight to lag along up and down the bukits. And moving around in the dark don't help much. Future hares, please have a heart for stragglers like me who find keeping pace a big bruden but still love a good challenge anyway. Try keeping the run to one hour fifteen so that i can do it somewhere within 2 hours will do nicely. Can, comprandeh!!!!

Anyway Grand Wanker suppose to do this scribe and forgot, shall we chill his butt?????

Ed. Hyena

LAN#76

The Weakly Wanking 

TRASH

of

Subang WANKERS HHH

Run 76 (6th Jan 2010)
Hare: Jaga Kereta

Run set by: Speedy, Jack ass, Konek and Ice Breakdown

Run Site: Putra Heights
Scribe: Messy

Sharp 6pm usual On call by GW, along the normal trail we start towards the hill we go. Up the again the usual hill that leads to the pylon and into the trail and check no1,this time the check was no easy to break as it goes downhill for a change. On call down along the construction area and then came the 2^nd check by the road full of Malau. At this check was Messy,Ganhi, Recycle, “from 1 check to another check claim these 3 runners” must be short cutting. Anyway Nanka broke the check up the hill and off we climb the steepest part of the hill till we hit the top reaching the temple ground. Turning towards the right we go and downhill till we reach the 3^rd check halway along the slope.

Again it was a frantic search at this check as everywhere is the possibility to home. Char Siew Fun has the honor to break this and towards the home trail we go along the palm leading towards the kongsi site and home we go only to be greeted by the hare and most importantly the Beer wagon.

A good turn out of members 45!

Big hand Wankers!

Messy.

Wankers in the skin just after the lan#75

LAN # 75

The Weakly Wanking 

TRASH

of

Subang WANKERS HHH

Rehash: Lan #75 
30th Dec 2019
Hare: Smokie
Cock-Hares: Ice Breaker & Speedy
Run Site: Puncak Alam (After Altantuya Hill)
Scribe: Kool Dogg
New run site,after Altantuya hill 2km on the right hand side of the main road.Muddy parking space.Seeing the Hare (Smokie) busy giving traffic for parking.45 wankers turn up for the run.GW called On On at 6.00pm.The Hare started the run with a rocky path,follow by up hill task until reaching the first primary jungle slope going on up.Reaching the clearing,found the first check.Broke by recycle on the left down hill,and turning left up the second jungle path up hill again.Along the way, second check also broke by Recycle to the left side leading down hill.Reachig the third check,confusing Nangja,Recycle & Kool Dogg.Finally back pack arrived lead by Tai Kau Fatt who broke the check up hill to the left leading all the way back to the run side,with a false trail along the way.First to came out Tai Kau Fatt (36mins).Last one always Tan Sei Lei,less tan 60mins.Very short run due to new run site which bravely set by the Hare & the Co.Hares.  

T.Shirt were distrubute the the wankers by the Hare.Plenty of time to gossip & funcky around before the circle start at 7.45pm.Call by Bankers (Butler),leading the Wankers song by Tan Sei Lei (Bard).GW (Mr.Pepper) on the box.Call the Hares (Smokie) who explained the short run which he set with his Co.Hares (Icebreker & Speedy).They encounter a few (Babi Hutan) blocking the way.However the manage to talk away the Brawl After thanking the Co.hares, moving on, *On Cash announce the up coming collection for the new terms.Discount being offer to those wanker who pay the whole years fees.Not much announcement from On Sex and running out of Golden Fluid.Circle proceed fast with mysterious Batu Api (Recycle) on box.First on the Ice Throne Musang King,offence for wearing PH4 shorts during the run,second Chicken Man for using beer to wash the watermelon (no wonder we don,t have enough beer to stand for the circle) very heavy offence.Follow by a double ash sittting onthe throne by our Hare (Smokie). Short run & wrongly printed Lan#74 on the T.shirt,suppose to be Lan#75.(Apa macam semua Old backside silap lagi) to much Golden Fluid aready lah!!!!! Circle ended with saying grace and thanks the Hares for the Grupp... On On.

On two was in Kg.Subang Bak Kut Teh.Dishes started with Yellow Wine Chicken,follow with Bak Kut Teh,Braised Muchroom Chicken Leg,Spicy Dry Chilly Pork Leg,Oyster Sauce Vegis and finally Claypot Steam Fish.As usual after the carnival brawl of foods,the 4 table pack domanited the premises with laughter,shouting,drinking,singing and etc (unimagineable) sitiuation happening.Noise echoing the quit road leading the whole Kg.Subang. Well! Looking foward Jagakereta Lan#76 at Putra Height,amazing on two preparation with old unmentionable available!

KOOL DOGG
* Any Wanker who pays up his subs for the whole year amounting to RM720 will receive a specially designed branded T-shirt. The subs must be paid within the first two months of this year i.e. for the benefits of the few plicks who cannot understand the above statement ....that meeens, must pay up lor, in full lor, yes all RM720 by end of February, installment also can lor but must be done in these two months lor.
Still cannot understand ah???? please go knock your head on Musang's lolly, and ask him to eplain lor. ED.

The Weakly Wanking Trash Run 74

of Subang Hash House Harriers

Run: #74

HARE: KOREK

CO-HARE: MALAU,MESSY,SANCHEE

Run Site: PUNCAK ALAM-ATANLUNYA HILL

Good Run,but still could not break this hill despite several attempts. 42 wankers came for the run. First runner Konek. Grand wanker on christmas break so Joint Master(Smokey) on the box. Batu Api was Yam Seng. On On was at Hup Kee restaurant.

Next week run Smokey's #74 along Puncak Alam road about 1 1/2km from last week's run. Look for Hash Sign.

Cheer's

Smokey

Next Week's Run
Run No: 75
Hare: Smokie
Date: 30th Dec 2009
Run Site: Puncak Alam
Directions: Go along the Puncak Alam road. Pass UiTM, pass Altantuya Hill and go on straight for approx. 2km and look for hash sign to car park on the left side of the road.

Trash Run #73

The 
Weakly 
Wanking 
TRASH
of SUBANG WANKERS HHH

Next Week's Run
Run # 74
Hare: Korek Ah Loy
Date: 23rd Dec 2009
Run Site: Altantuya Hill (Puncak Alam)Directions: At the Monterez junction turn left and head towards Shah Alam. Turn right at the traffic lights to go over the Guthrie Expressway onto Puncak Alam Road. Go along this road and look for hash signs go pass UiTM campus, and pass another traffic lights before looking for hash signs to run site on the right side of the road. (Road to dam)

Bagus 
Punya 
Lan

Rehashed: Run #73

16th Dec 2009

Hare: Kenny Wank Wank

Cock Hares: Messy, Mah Lau & Sang Chee

Run Site: Puncak Alam (UitM)

 Saya di panggil tulis ini run tak tau tulis inggeris sebab tak sekolah mah. Hari ini mayak bagus mahu lari hujan stop,sudah lari hujan mari,sudah habis lari hujan stop lagi! Wah mayak bagus oh.

Bila masok lari nampak Malau,Messy,Sangchee keluar tapi hare tad a,mana di lari? Start masok hutan tepi kolam lari sampai bukit,terus naik bukit aga check.lepas check lagi naik bukit. Terus naik dan nampak sampai lagi check ini kali kiri dan terus naik lagi bukit ini hari banyak bukit oh.

Sampai bukit atas nampak satu rumah besar, ini kali lepas ini kita turun bukit ingat balek sampai runsite tapi tiu nama bukan runsite tapi Bukit Tengku Oh! Lagi lari dalam dan sampai runsite. Ada makan dan minum.

No 1 masok 1 jam 30 minute.

Last 2 jam 30 min.

Grandwanker Tanya apa run! Tapi semua cakap “BAGUS RUN” 3 kali oh.

Ini lah sys punya tulis.

Jumpa semua mari saya punya lari. Puncak Alam reservoir(ALTANTUYA)

Ada seluar pendek saya kasi. Siapa tak mari tak ada.

On! On!

Korek.

The

Weakly

Wanking

Trash

of

Subang Wankers HHH

Next Week's

RUN No: 73

Hare: "Kenny" Wang Wang

Date: 16th Dec 2009

Venue: Puncak Alam (UiTM)

Directions: At the Monterez junction turn left and head towards Shah Alam. Turn at the next traffic lights into Puncak Alam road and look for hash signs to run site on the left behind the UiTM campus.

REHASHED LAN #72

9th Dec 2009

Hare: Mr Peppers

Cock Hares: Hyena & Ah Ming

Run Site: Bukit Subang

Scribe: Kool Dogg

Arrived together with Icebreaker,Konek,Handyman & his Horror in Bukit Subang Lan site at 5.00pm.Followed closely with Korek & Speedy.As usual those wankers pouring in after 5.30pm. While still exchanging salvo, On On was call by Acting GW (Smokie) before 6.00pm.

The Hare (Mr. Pepper) started with a short flat trail.Then came to a palm estate and the first check. Broken by ?????? and then up a short slope, and down and up cutting through the estate and again up another hill to the peak. From here you can notice the pack beginning to split into smaller groups. Holding my breath to keep pace with the front pack, I came face to face with another high and steep uphill task cutting up straight against the terrain.On On echoing the estate, on reaching the summit only to realise the SCoBs turning right to the front trail.(Well! no problem I am a Wanker with wanking and some running spirit) pursued by Kayu & going down to join those SCoBs who have now mingled with the FRoBs.Check was broken by ??? and all the way the divided pack glide along the smooth home trail running & walking back to the Lan site. First to come out was Konek,follow by Speedy,Tai Kau Fatt & other FRoPs. Second pack was Kool Dogg,Cicak & Kayu and we came out on the other side admist the grumblings and rumblings of the Hare & his Cock Hare (Hyena) for not following the paper.(Animal Sense Mahhh).Approximately 30min the whole pack all out.

After all the wankers have taken their cool bath and had their fill of the golden fluid, circle was called at 8.00pm by Mau Lau,starting the Wanking song lead by Kool Dogg (Acting Bart) and call upon Smokie (Acting GW) on the box.Suprised everyone!Cause this Lan, GW is the Hare.
AGW asked how's the run,responed was sactisfactory. Called the hare (Mr.Pepper) on the box to thanks his Co.Hare Hyena & Ah Ming (Mata). Strange,the Hare between two Fatt Co.Hares.Remind me of a 6 inch Subway HotDog with pepper sauce. Following a short announcementabout the upcoming Jerantut Lan,the mystery Batu Api were call on the box.Another suprise to everyone, Speedy, ours new Wankers and a experince Hasher.
* First on the Ice Throne!Guess who.....the Hare(GW) Offence: Started the run before 6.00pm.Serious offence ahh...!
* Second was Kool Dogg! Offence: Being (Kei Poh) busy body marking the pack before and after the run.Didn't follow the Batu Api instruction ad sing on his own will.
* Third & fourth follow by Mah Lau & Konek respectively! Offence: Being a SCoBs (Short Cut Bastard) how dare they joined paper.
RE:The Ice Throne only freeze those guilty arseholes who commit offences during the run and circle.We need to learn from the basic.(Wankers motto Back to Basic).
Moving on,next Lan#73 Hare Wang Wang handed over the goddies (Pouch) to the Wankers early,requested all the wear it at Jerantut Run.Well! Good contribution,cause a few wankers turn all the pasar malam over to buy this item.Big hand fo Wang Wang and souvenir very appreciated.Lastly we were told this Jerantut Annivesary Run,wankers formed the biggest contingent of 30.Bravo!!! (SUBANG WANKERS).Acting GW back on the box to say grace to the Hare, Ruber Dup Dup !!!! On On.

On On On was at Hup Hee Restaurant,four tables were served with Fried Tau fu with mince pork,Soya steam fish,Belacan paku veggi,Kong poh chicken and off course the golden fuild and follow by Dong Dong the traditional way. Good food and cold beer, the final ON ON were held seperately with all going to their favorite spot.(The Wankers Lubang-Lubang). ON ON!!! - KOOL DOGG

This Week's RUN

Hare: Mr Peppers

9th Dec 2009

Run Site: Bukit Subang

Directions:

Go pass Subang Village towards monterez, at the traffic lights turn right and head towards Sg Buloh. At the second traffic lights, turn left onto the bridge over the Guthrie Expressway. Go on straight towards Bukit Subang, follow hash signs to pass through 2 roundabouts and a Petronas station to run site.

Raining

Musangs

&

Sang Chees

Run No : 71

Hare : Foo Chook

Date ; 2^nd December 2009

Run Site : Setia Alam Echo Park

Scribe : Mr Peppers

Arrived quite early at the run site to find Tan Say Lay, Cichakman and a few other Wankers getting ready for the run although it was still raining musangs and wild boars at that time. Within the next 40 minutes or so, the crowd swelled to more than 40 members. On ! On ! was called at sharp 6.00pm by the GW. On the road, we went for about 100 meters and turning left into an open area before going up a gentle slope passing through oil palm territory for about 10 minutes, where we came to our first check. Most of the guys spread around to find connecting paper. After about five minutes, the check was broken by Pengsan Kuat ( I Think ) . This time it was all up and up. Really ball breaking and lots of grunting, farting and grumbling esp. from you know whom !!. Not bad to see Hyena in the spirits of things and really going up this frigging hill without any problems. Is he trying to send a message here ??. Finally conquered this hill and into an open space where we saw another Frigging hill to climb. Ahhh !, What the hell ! Sup ! Sup ! Suay Mah !! With the energy to still Fart and Grunt , I manage to over take Hyena and came to an area where we could catch the fantastic view of Punchak Alam. With that, we continued into the secondary jungle and caught up with some stragglers e.g. Longkang. Pang Phooi, Superman , Musang ctc. etc. Into the Oil Palm area we started our slow jog back to the run site except for Hyena. Apparently , he jumped and landed badly and twisted his ankle. For a moment I thought he twisted his Frigging balls but no such luck . First runner in was around one hour. Last runner ( Hyena ) in, one hour fifteen minutes. It was a good run with all the necessary ingredients thrown in to make it a memorial hash run… esp by a virgin hare.

Circle called at 8.00 pm . Gw on the box and calls the hare. Gives Foo Chook a drink for setting a good run. Hare on the box and gives his six co-hares a drink. GW then takes over the box and immediately calls the virgin hare to explain that you don’t need to take a whole battalion, just to set your run. Limit your co-hares to about two and you have more runners part take in the actual run.

GW iced the following :-

Tan Say Lay…..For disturbing the circle ( This is a very brave hare )

Sang Chee……..For passing unsavory remarks while receiving his Sarong ( 50^th run, another brave hare )

Recycle…………For not introducing his new member to the GW ( Wants to commit hara-kiri )

Chickenman ……For wanting to buy up the remaining membership and sell them at a huge profit ( Crazy Wanker.. thinking of profits )

GW baptisted the following : -

Yap Mook Sang will now go by his hash name as Musang

Ah Hong will be called as No Balz

Tan say Lay takes over the box as Batu Api and calls Speedy. Gives him a drink for wearing new shoes. Hyena makes a few announcements with regards to the Jerantut celebrations run. Those who are responsible for submitting their weekly scribe.. Kindly do so! You have been forewarned that failing to do so, is an iceable offence. No more Chance lah ! Mesti Kena One !! Subs have all been paid. ON ! ON ! Good for you Wankers ! Grace was said and dinner was at New Generation Restaurant in Meru. To Foo Chook….Thank you for a good run, good food and a good time . On ! On ! Scribe : Mr Peppers