Satay & soup Run by Ironman

Ironman Run #191
Run Site: Musang King Hill, Kiarara
Date: 21st March 2012
Ccok Hares: Konek, TaiChunToi & Jackass

Realizing very very near to (Lan#197 Subang Wankers Jollification Run on 21 April 2012). Anyway run site at Kinrara (Puchong), many good, bad ugly memories in this run site. Reaching the run site at 5.00pm, Longkang, Hyena, huntai already started their Wanking day with joyful mood. Vehicle by vehicle, the members arrived and filled up the road with more colorful Hashing shirt. (Look like festival mode is ON ON).Co.Hare- Konek,Tai Choon Toy,Jack Ass and Mr.World assisted the Hare, Ironman setting the run not insight as we went in at 6.00p.m after Messy (G.Wankers) flagged On On! Many though another tough and nasty trail ahead.

However Mau Lau (JointWanker) lead the pack through the forest up and down,pass a stream and that (Old) Char Siew Fan dare cross the river.Claiming his millions dollar sport shoe got wet.What a poor mentally Hashman he is. (Shame shame). Along the way Mau Lau keep leading and came to the first check which broke by Hai Morr (Si Fut Min) going straight above the trail up up up and reaching the second check on the hill peak.Hai Mor,Pho Boar,Mau Lau, Kool Dogg,Kuaci Wong trying their guts to break the check but coming from behind Yam Seng eventually broke in towards the left side of the peak. From there those majority hashmen jointing the front runners down hill follow by more parallel trail and finally another uphill slope before coming out at a housing develop site.

Walking back almost  a km to the site, Handyman,Hyena,Lonkang,Foo Choke,Steel Prick and etc.......which didn't complete the trail showering their Golden Fluid with BBQ satays.Especially Vulva came from no way.Well! First Runner Bastard Yam Seng out at 45min. and Tans Sei Lei and Superman last our at hour plus. (short and sweaty run)!

Plenty of time to spare for jokes,drinking,satay crunching and bath taking due to a very good wheater,circle were call upon almost dark by Vulva. Wank Wank song and Messy (G.Wanker) on the box.

Announcement for the up coming 197#Lan and calling the O.C (Lanjau lang Chor bo lan) Handyman on the box briefing the Wankers.Look likely we are well prepare for the coming ocassion.G.Wanker also call upon the two Joint Wanker (Kool Dogg & Mau Lau) on the box to perform.Follow by the Mystery Whip (Yam Seng) on the box.Kuaci Wong,Tang Si Li,Kool Dogg,Hai Mor all can't miss their ass on the Ice Throne for their various offenses.Ending, grace were said to the Hare: Ironman by Messy. Rupeer Dupp and thanks Ironman for the Grupp. On On! Food served on site and big hand to the Hare for two extra grates of beer. Next week run (192#Lan) Buffalo run at Sri Bintang (Kepong). On On!
Scribe: Kool Dogg

Cow Dung Run Site

Hash Run 189,    14th March 2012

HARE :  HORSEMAN ( HE IS TOO HANSOME FOR HORSE FACE LAH  )  

Cock Hares : WANG WANG, CHICKEN MAN   

Venue:  FRESH COW ON DIARIA DUNG PARK.  

Truly Wonderful Day to Run,  BUT LOUSY LOCATION.

Location : TERRIBLE – A DUMP SITE,  Condition : PERFECTLY STINKY LIKE VOMIT.

 Very Well set run, with plenty of paper,  STARTING 1^ST phase through the Palm Oil Estate. 2^nd phase through the 2^nd generation Jungle, 3^rd  phase , through construction sight, and last but not least – the Favorite Dump site -   eaeaaaachght.  

 The run was said to be rather pleasant, and not tooo tough a terrain, jungle part was rather Humid, needed plenty of water. Anyway all wankers look very happy and joyful. First runner came in 45 minutes, then slowly the remaining 20 runners tricked in slowly.

Turnout not soo good due to school holidays, and Fathers doing their Duties and taking their kids for short holiday before they get down to the serious business of Guzzling Beer till you keel over.

Regulars , Die Hard hash men were missing,  Coool Dog, Musang King,  Konek, Iron Man and Jackass.

FOOD CHOICE/SELECTION  AND PLACE WAS EXCELlENT, OK LAH, I ATE LIKE A PIG LIKE ALWAYS, THEN CANNOT DRINK ANYmORE.

Golden juice and Black Juice was steadily arriving at the table and hashers simply gulped down anything they could till they were smiling like DEAN MARTIN. 

GOOD NEWS : FEELDOT OR FEED LOT PEOPLE ARE GETTING A SLAP ON THE WRIST.

BAD NEWS : NURUL’s body was found burnt to a crisp – heart goes out to the family.

LAST SAY – GUYS, PLEASE DO YOUR WANKING BIT FOR THE UPCOMING 197 RUN, AND MAKE THE TEAM PROUD FOR THIS COMEmTOGETHER 197 RUN.

Scribe - Foreplay – Suresh – Helping - 197 Run

LastWeek's Run
Hare: Superman
Run Site: Bukir Tengku aka Bukit Pengsan
Cock Hares: Korek, Sang Chee, Longkang, Chickenman & Khuntai

A pack of 32 sods set out on this run on a mournful evening with overhanging dark clouds for company. As usual the paper meandered down towards the Bukit Bayu Bungalows with a twist this time as it avoid going into the bush head-on but moved along the fringe and up behind the newly constructed bungalows with a few gangs of Indon (future Bumiputras) working on the buildings wondering what this bunch of plicks were up to, as we disappeared into the trees and up and up and up went paper for one big loop with 3 checks and out via our usual in-trail. First runner out within the hour, with back markers 30 minutes later, the last 3 plicks in the form of Konek, TanSeiLe and a guest Steve out soon after. Konek, true to his caring self was slow as he had to care for the guest. Well done!
The usual bullshitting ensue energised by roast duck and ketchup fried roast pork and chicken, watermelons for dessert, washed down with golden and black fluid whichever one, one fancies. Circle called and GW went on about the 197th Run and the need to hasten activities with regards to the event especially the sponsorship and advertisment. OC Handyman was called to make a progress which came to naught being the "ChoBoLan" OC that he is.
Icing were carried out with more icing from Longkang the Mystery Whip who caught all 3 offenders for not wearing Wankers Ts on the fist Wednesday of every month. Remember this, only Wankers apparels are to be worn on this day, nothing from other hashes even if it is a batang chapter, this is an ice offence.
As the rain kept beating down, the circle was quickly completed with grace said by Kool Dogg.
On On On Makan was at Hup Hee with great food and almost too much to drink. Imagine this bunch of Wankers could not even finish the food served and Superman had to tarpau leftovers for his workers. The beer and stout kept flowing non-stop until we had to put a stop to it.
Great evening ..... good run, good circle, good food with plenty of gold and black fluid to wash down with and best of all great fellowship and camaraderie. WANKERS ROCKS !!!!!

Puke from Hyena after a night of over indulgence.

Well set run by ChickenMan

Run# 188,   Date: 29th Feb 2012

HARE : CHICKEN MAN

Cock Hares: Korek, Wank Wank & Horseman

Run Site: RESERVOIR, PUNCAK ALAM..  

Truly Wonderful day to Run, Location very ideal, Condition perfect.Then after that a nice scenic path to end finish.Very Well set run, with plenty of paper, ( ONLY THING IS NO WATER TO DRINK )

A wonderful run, which started gradually through a walk path till it went down to the 2 small sheds, from then on it became rather wet and slippery, through thorny plants and lots of greens into the Protected Forestry, lovely and peaceful in the forestry.

With sounds of Birds chirping and Squirrels scuffling through the branches of the trees.

All 35 wankers who showed up seemed very lively and cheerful, friendly and warm (gaji sudah dapat lah)

2^nd check was done rather well, for those who knew their way from the Reserved forest to the base, quietly turned left on the road and followed through and came out very quickly. For those dedicated Wankers who stuck to paper, well it was a long distance out from the Forestry again through tough brushes and Slipper slopes, Log hopping , soggy areas and leach creepy land.  This was a good way to make sure the regular front runners, were left behind wondering what the hell happened.

Unbelievably  “Sang Chee” was the first runner out. – big hand to him on achieving this.   

Still it was a wonderful and enjoyable run altogether – Hip Hip Horay to the Hare and Co hares.  

RA – Mr Peppers was sizzling and scintilla-tingly hot on the matter of YAT KOW CHAT Run contributions and efforts ( more like no efforts ) from the  3000 member wankers. Other than the huge pledges from “Char Siew Fan” and “Lazzchar” towards the 600 odd people event.  We hoped that the Rain which came down with cold Artic Winds helped to cool Mr. Peppers down a little.

Note to Mr Peppers – PKR is looking for someone to contest the 2^nd in command post for the next election– you have all of Wankers support old lady.

Plenty of Golden Juice and Lots of good food brought the gathering to a rather pleasant end.

Better to have Tried and Failed then to have never tried at all.

LAST SAY – GUYS, PLEASE DO YOUR WANKING BIT FOR THE UPCOMING 197 RUN, AND MAKE THE TEAM PROUD FOR THIS COME TOGETHER 197 RUN.

Scribe: Foreplay – Suresh

Mucho Kool Dogg

Run#: 187   RunSite: Penchala Link   Date: 22^nd February 2012

Hare: Kool Dogg   
Cock Hares: Thai Kau Fatt, Yam Seng and Mah Lau

We begun by climbing a steep hill. Trail shoes were needed for the steep terrain, and our Visitors from Taiping were saying boots with ankle protection will be just good enough, so having forgotten my running shoes and clad with our my miscosin, I took the plunge or is it the flight? Up, up and away.

A short 15 minutes climb and an easy trek of 500 meters takes us to a quiet and secluded jungle stream. In the hot day climate, high temperatures and oppressive humidity leave the impression that it would be best to stop but knowing Kool Dog, it would still be quite a long way to plod on.

When trekking through dense jungle with little exposure to direct sunlight, we were enjoying the run at our own pace and of course the fast runners are no-where to be seen.

It was a great trail to the peak with breath-taking view of Kuala Lumpur; we slowed down at that part together with our Taiping guests to take in the view.

And next was just a short to the trail down, very steep and very dark and most of us were virtually on our hands and knees. It the most challenging part of the overall trail.

We were very well greeted at the exit, this is the moment that all of us are waiting for … Beer again!

We end the day with delightful dinner with signature dishes by respective chef’s best dish.

Scribed by Horseman

 The Taiping boys with Grand Waker Messy and Papa (right) from Mothers

Wanking Invite from DUCKULA of Harimau Hash

Harimau CNY LAN

21March 2012

Run Site: Pantai Hill Park

Run Starts: 5.30pm

Directions:  From Kg. Subang head for NPE pay 2 times toll, at the second toll keep left and look for hash sign turning towards Kg. Kerinchi. Proceed straight till the end of road, run site at condo end.

From: Kepong, KL. head for overhead bridge Pantai and turn in to Kg. Kerinchi, at junction turn right to condo.

Last Week's LAN

Hare: Musang King (MIA)

Run #186

Run Site: Sec 10, Kota Damansara

Konek appointed Consultant Hare, but no where to be seen when setting the run at Kota Damansara section 10. Perhaps his toxic one leg kick attacked him. Anyhow (Tai Kau Fatt, Mau Lau,Horseman,Vulva,Mr.World & Kool Dogg) manage to put on a trail with only one hour forty five mins.

Wankers attendance less than 50% ,6.00p.m sharp the pack following the up slop trail lead by Yam Seng and reached the main trail turning right reaching the first check, Korek broke this back check and heading down hill and up again before settle on paraller trail and turn up left up hill. This time lead by Phor Boar,guess what?another back check, again broke by Korek.(Meantime, no mood Chickenman made a U turn trail and Hyena,Mata walking their independent trail back to the run site.) Coming back the main trail which bring the pack down to a tricky hill and all the way up up

slop stuff (imagine V shape hill) and finally out at the home trail and takes 20mins to run back to run site and for those walking,will really experience the sweat. First runner out Phor Boar at one hour and last runners Tang Sei Li and Superman one hour twenty mins.

 As usual Beer flow no stop to all present hasher, chit chatting as Kuaci drop his spec.while running back, eventually he broke it by stepping on it."Kuaci always our preserve Wanker".

Circle were call by Vulva starting with the wanking song.G.Wanker on the box and annoucement on Lan#197 Subang Wankers Jollification Run.Inter On Sex Hyena supported the

anoucemnent with sponsor,editing magazine and etc. Finally Batu Api (Kunthai) on the box, Konek first on the Ice Throne for non starter and Kuaci ciggarate butt again.With the absent of the R.A,

G.Wanker closed the circle and Messy Bak Kut Teh were served along the night. 

Scribed by KOOL DOGG