Last Week's Lan by virgin COLA

Hare: COLA

Run Site: Bukit Lanjan

Cock Hares: Yam Seng & Mah Lau
Scribed by Kool Dogg

Another Wednesday, very historical day for our Malay Rulers, Sultan of Kedah second time inherited second terms to be the YAB Agong (King of Malaysia).With democratic practice and tolerance religious believe,the Wanking Wednesday continues with Cola (Hare) Run#194 at Penchala Link new run site.Though is a national holiday and no traffic congestion,reaching the run site after five p.m and many wankers turn up with their jovial mood. Hare and (Co.Hare) already out from their mission (setting paper) joining the pack relentlessly with jokes and laughter until Grand Wanker called On On!

Following the paper down tarmac road turning right along side (LDP) and start working our way up a semi vertical hill, Wank Wank and Korek started their pit stop earlier than the first check,which broke by Tai kau Fatt ascending up slope again until the peak and come to the second check.This time the sniffing dog (Kool Dogg) turning left descending and found paper leading all the way down stream with (torn torn tree) everywhere waiting for you to clinch on,plus slipply trail and humid weather, finally the pack reaching the third check,again broke by Tai Kau Fatt heading towards tarmac road passing through Malay Kampung up and down slope all the way back to the run site. FRB less than an hour and last runner Hyena and Jack Ass back around one hour 30mins. Still hot and humid, sweat soaking all the way to our ass,while mosquito keep maneuvering all around, Golden Fluid start filling everyone throat and follow by the bathing session.With the absent of the bart and bartler, Mah Lau (J.Wanker) call for a quit circle.

After Wank Wank song, Messy (G.Wanker) on the box, introducing next week run 7 Up at Bukit Subang.G. Wanker explain to some Wankers having a anxious moment for our coming 197#Lan, it seem everything is in order.~The runsite,food,beer,security,admin.setting run,magazine,collection and etc....had been handle accordingly and most important every Wankers need to attach together on 21st April (Saturday).~. I always had faith with Subang Wankers HHH members.Looking forward to this day and may God give us a smooth and Wank Bang Day!With Hyena doing a huge jobs for the editing and collecting sponsor from others batang chapters,we should give a very very big hand for him. Coming up the Mysterious Whip (Batu Api)!Guess Who??????/

(Lanjau QQ)!First on Ice Throne Hai Mor (Si Fut Ming) with the offense leaving his pooch at Mau Lau car,follow by Hyena (Kew Kar) and Char Siew Fan marking his attendance wrongly.Shame! Shame! again Char Siew Fan (sitting on Ice with his swimming trunk) what a Batang Hashman is he!!!!!!!!!!!

and this kind of incident only happen in Bondan Hash!Moving on we have R.A (Mr.Pepper) on the box, again and again he asked and asked all the Wankers to support the 197#Lan,stay unite,behave and work hard to make 21st April a successful evening and furthermore follow the tradition way of hashing.After on down the Hare (Cola),the Hare called upon his Co.Hare and Sponsor of the night for another on down and back the box to R.A with his good mood of the evening,most of the minor offender were spare on Ice and grace were said....Ruperr Dupp Dupp.....we thank Cola for the Grupppppp.......On On!

On two <Charcoal Steamboat> at new place somewhere around Bandar Utama Center Point.Beer and food plenty to consume.Weirdly to said this is the first steamboat meal the Wankers had since I jointed the SUWHHH.Serve with two portion of Tomyam and herbal soup,seafood with prawn,fish.vegetable,lots of balls and etc.....filled everyone stomach.Somehow our table got an additional plate of fish which I ate deliciously and I need 30 mins to digest myself before I can pour more beer in,chatting continues and members started their journey to theirs on three respectively.Remain few Wankers still mingling around, here I got to know the next table did see the fish serve but unfortunately didn't eat it. Somehow was hijack by our table.Mr.Pepper,Jack Ass,Tai Choon Toy(victim) keep integrator Kool Dogg and Kam Lan who's the thief?At the end with the Subang Wankers patroit spirit,no theif were caught.

However what I mean, we are having a very good Wednesday Wanking Do! No doubt, the Wanking continues at Bukit Subang Lan # 195 (7 Up)!  On On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you all!

Last Week's Run at Bukit Lagong

Deeply engrossed in the usual pre-run bullshit, the GW started the run 5 minutes late. The pack start rumbling into the fringe of the forest and up and up and up a mother of a bukit to level off at the peak continue with a decent and another steeper, higher grandmother of a bukit, enunciated with groans, curses and words your mother never taught you, permeating from the verbal orifice of holy people like Superman, Longkang and Khunthai. First runner in 7.45pm, last runner in, lost and found, 9pm plus. Cola taking care of his guest Leong who had the cramps and farts, slowed down and when darkness came they have no torchlights. Foks they have to practically feel their way back until the rescue crew found them on their decent. None the worse from the experience but I doubt Leong will be back to try his luck again. Good on Cola for sticking along with his guest all the way.
The usual bullshitting continued in between nibbles of finger food "chicken wings" and water melon. Circle called and the mandatory announcements were made, icing by mystery whip "Nagka Sor Loh" and of course Grandma stake his claim to his usual tirade
The pack is then off to dinner at a makan palce next to FRIM, a sumptious spread from Pepsi washed down with pleanty of golden fluid. What a night, Messy lost his way and ended up trying to get into some condo on his way back and the hangover the next mroning was not too bad.
Thank you Pepsi for a "good" lan and a great night out.

RUN# 192 by Buffalo

-Sri Bintang (Kepong) run site,reaching there at 5.30p.m and few Wankers already present.

-6.00p.m Grand Wankers (Messy) called On On.

-Following up hill drain and parallel drain trail and end up at Tar Mac road.

-Reaching Indonesian squatters and first check.

-Broke by Kool Dogg and  heading towars a huge Park City sign board.         

-Turning right down lalang and all the up hill again.

-Reaching peak, another hill stuff in front.

-Keep climbing reaching another peak (High tension) and turn right to another jungle.

-(Lots of Wankers go straight for a short cut back to the run site).Front Runners following the tough trail.

-Back to run site, watermelon,stewed duck and stewed pork spare parts were served.

-Finally FRB out (New Guest) Young Man from G7 hash and follow by those completed run hasher.

-Golden Fluid shower all those thirsty throat and follow by bathing session.

-Circle were form and Wanking song and Grand Wanker on the box.

-Again 197#Lan announcement and Hyena briefing,then Mysterious Whip (Konek). Ice Hai Mor and Ironman.

-R.A Mr. Pepper on box to batize new wankers (Cola,Pepsi and 7 Up) respectively.

-Hare on the box to thanks his sponsor and Co. Hare!

-Lastly grace were said and Rupper Dupp Dupp,thanks Buffalo for the Gruppppp.............On On!

-On two in Menjalala (stone throw away)

-Beer all from the Hare (Buffalo) and plenty of delicious foods.

-See everyone at Lagong (Selayang) 193#Lan (Hare-Cola)

Scribed by Kool Dogg

Satay & soup Run by Ironman

Ironman Run #191
Run Site: Musang King Hill, Kiarara
Date: 21st March 2012
Ccok Hares: Konek, TaiChunToi & Jackass

Realizing very very near to (Lan#197 Subang Wankers Jollification Run on 21 April 2012). Anyway run site at Kinrara (Puchong), many good, bad ugly memories in this run site. Reaching the run site at 5.00pm, Longkang, Hyena, huntai already started their Wanking day with joyful mood. Vehicle by vehicle, the members arrived and filled up the road with more colorful Hashing shirt. (Look like festival mode is ON ON).Co.Hare- Konek,Tai Choon Toy,Jack Ass and Mr.World assisted the Hare, Ironman setting the run not insight as we went in at 6.00p.m after Messy (G.Wankers) flagged On On! Many though another tough and nasty trail ahead.

However Mau Lau (JointWanker) lead the pack through the forest up and down,pass a stream and that (Old) Char Siew Fan dare cross the river.Claiming his millions dollar sport shoe got wet.What a poor mentally Hashman he is. (Shame shame). Along the way Mau Lau keep leading and came to the first check which broke by Hai Morr (Si Fut Min) going straight above the trail up up up and reaching the second check on the hill peak.Hai Mor,Pho Boar,Mau Lau, Kool Dogg,Kuaci Wong trying their guts to break the check but coming from behind Yam Seng eventually broke in towards the left side of the peak. From there those majority hashmen jointing the front runners down hill follow by more parallel trail and finally another uphill slope before coming out at a housing develop site.

Walking back almost  a km to the site, Handyman,Hyena,Lonkang,Foo Choke,Steel Prick and etc.......which didn't complete the trail showering their Golden Fluid with BBQ satays.Especially Vulva came from no way.Well! First Runner Bastard Yam Seng out at 45min. and Tans Sei Lei and Superman last our at hour plus. (short and sweaty run)!

Plenty of time to spare for jokes,drinking,satay crunching and bath taking due to a very good wheater,circle were call upon almost dark by Vulva. Wank Wank song and Messy (G.Wanker) on the box.

Announcement for the up coming 197#Lan and calling the O.C (Lanjau lang Chor bo lan) Handyman on the box briefing the Wankers.Look likely we are well prepare for the coming ocassion.G.Wanker also call upon the two Joint Wanker (Kool Dogg & Mau Lau) on the box to perform.Follow by the Mystery Whip (Yam Seng) on the box.Kuaci Wong,Tang Si Li,Kool Dogg,Hai Mor all can't miss their ass on the Ice Throne for their various offenses.Ending, grace were said to the Hare: Ironman by Messy. Rupeer Dupp and thanks Ironman for the Grupp. On On! Food served on site and big hand to the Hare for two extra grates of beer. Next week run (192#Lan) Buffalo run at Sri Bintang (Kepong). On On!
Scribe: Kool Dogg

Cow Dung Run Site

Hash Run 189,    14th March 2012

HARE :  HORSEMAN ( HE IS TOO HANSOME FOR HORSE FACE LAH  )  

Cock Hares : WANG WANG, CHICKEN MAN   

Venue:  FRESH COW ON DIARIA DUNG PARK.  

Truly Wonderful Day to Run,  BUT LOUSY LOCATION.

Location : TERRIBLE – A DUMP SITE,  Condition : PERFECTLY STINKY LIKE VOMIT.

 Very Well set run, with plenty of paper,  STARTING 1^ST phase through the Palm Oil Estate. 2^nd phase through the 2^nd generation Jungle, 3^rd  phase , through construction sight, and last but not least – the Favorite Dump site -   eaeaaaachght.  

 The run was said to be rather pleasant, and not tooo tough a terrain, jungle part was rather Humid, needed plenty of water. Anyway all wankers look very happy and joyful. First runner came in 45 minutes, then slowly the remaining 20 runners tricked in slowly.

Turnout not soo good due to school holidays, and Fathers doing their Duties and taking their kids for short holiday before they get down to the serious business of Guzzling Beer till you keel over.

Regulars , Die Hard hash men were missing,  Coool Dog, Musang King,  Konek, Iron Man and Jackass.

FOOD CHOICE/SELECTION  AND PLACE WAS EXCELlENT, OK LAH, I ATE LIKE A PIG LIKE ALWAYS, THEN CANNOT DRINK ANYmORE.

Golden juice and Black Juice was steadily arriving at the table and hashers simply gulped down anything they could till they were smiling like DEAN MARTIN. 

GOOD NEWS : FEELDOT OR FEED LOT PEOPLE ARE GETTING A SLAP ON THE WRIST.

BAD NEWS : NURUL’s body was found burnt to a crisp – heart goes out to the family.

LAST SAY – GUYS, PLEASE DO YOUR WANKING BIT FOR THE UPCOMING 197 RUN, AND MAKE THE TEAM PROUD FOR THIS COMEmTOGETHER 197 RUN.

Scribe - Foreplay – Suresh – Helping - 197 Run

LastWeek's Run
Hare: Superman
Run Site: Bukir Tengku aka Bukit Pengsan
Cock Hares: Korek, Sang Chee, Longkang, Chickenman & Khuntai

A pack of 32 sods set out on this run on a mournful evening with overhanging dark clouds for company. As usual the paper meandered down towards the Bukit Bayu Bungalows with a twist this time as it avoid going into the bush head-on but moved along the fringe and up behind the newly constructed bungalows with a few gangs of Indon (future Bumiputras) working on the buildings wondering what this bunch of plicks were up to, as we disappeared into the trees and up and up and up went paper for one big loop with 3 checks and out via our usual in-trail. First runner out within the hour, with back markers 30 minutes later, the last 3 plicks in the form of Konek, TanSeiLe and a guest Steve out soon after. Konek, true to his caring self was slow as he had to care for the guest. Well done!
The usual bullshitting ensue energised by roast duck and ketchup fried roast pork and chicken, watermelons for dessert, washed down with golden and black fluid whichever one, one fancies. Circle called and GW went on about the 197th Run and the need to hasten activities with regards to the event especially the sponsorship and advertisment. OC Handyman was called to make a progress which came to naught being the "ChoBoLan" OC that he is.
Icing were carried out with more icing from Longkang the Mystery Whip who caught all 3 offenders for not wearing Wankers Ts on the fist Wednesday of every month. Remember this, only Wankers apparels are to be worn on this day, nothing from other hashes even if it is a batang chapter, this is an ice offence.
As the rain kept beating down, the circle was quickly completed with grace said by Kool Dogg.
On On On Makan was at Hup Hee with great food and almost too much to drink. Imagine this bunch of Wankers could not even finish the food served and Superman had to tarpau leftovers for his workers. The beer and stout kept flowing non-stop until we had to put a stop to it.
Great evening ..... good run, good circle, good food with plenty of gold and black fluid to wash down with and best of all great fellowship and camaraderie. WANKERS ROCKS !!!!!

Puke from Hyena after a night of over indulgence.

Well set run by ChickenMan

Run# 188,   Date: 29th Feb 2012

HARE : CHICKEN MAN

Cock Hares: Korek, Wank Wank & Horseman

Run Site: RESERVOIR, PUNCAK ALAM..  

Truly Wonderful day to Run, Location very ideal, Condition perfect.Then after that a nice scenic path to end finish.Very Well set run, with plenty of paper, ( ONLY THING IS NO WATER TO DRINK )

A wonderful run, which started gradually through a walk path till it went down to the 2 small sheds, from then on it became rather wet and slippery, through thorny plants and lots of greens into the Protected Forestry, lovely and peaceful in the forestry.

With sounds of Birds chirping and Squirrels scuffling through the branches of the trees.

All 35 wankers who showed up seemed very lively and cheerful, friendly and warm (gaji sudah dapat lah)

2^nd check was done rather well, for those who knew their way from the Reserved forest to the base, quietly turned left on the road and followed through and came out very quickly. For those dedicated Wankers who stuck to paper, well it was a long distance out from the Forestry again through tough brushes and Slipper slopes, Log hopping , soggy areas and leach creepy land.  This was a good way to make sure the regular front runners, were left behind wondering what the hell happened.

Unbelievably  “Sang Chee” was the first runner out. – big hand to him on achieving this.   

Still it was a wonderful and enjoyable run altogether – Hip Hip Horay to the Hare and Co hares.  

RA – Mr Peppers was sizzling and scintilla-tingly hot on the matter of YAT KOW CHAT Run contributions and efforts ( more like no efforts ) from the  3000 member wankers. Other than the huge pledges from “Char Siew Fan” and “Lazzchar” towards the 600 odd people event.  We hoped that the Rain which came down with cold Artic Winds helped to cool Mr. Peppers down a little.

Note to Mr Peppers – PKR is looking for someone to contest the 2^nd in command post for the next election– you have all of Wankers support old lady.

Plenty of Golden Juice and Lots of good food brought the gathering to a rather pleasant end.

Better to have Tried and Failed then to have never tried at all.

LAST SAY – GUYS, PLEASE DO YOUR WANKING BIT FOR THE UPCOMING 197 RUN, AND MAKE THE TEAM PROUD FOR THIS COME TOGETHER 197 RUN.

Scribe: Foreplay – Suresh