Lots of twines and sharp Barbs and Poki Poki thorns

Hash Run 181 by ,

HASH  HARE :  ANGRY DUCK AND CVO HARE 4 WANKERS  .

Location : PUCHONG DEAD MAN'S LAND.  

DATE: 11 JAN 2012.

Truly Wonderful day to Run, Location very ideal, Condition perfect.

Plenty of space to run, lots of twines and sharp Barbs and Poki Poki thorns, run started like normal, go along the houses till the entrance to the Jungle, then go down to the river, from then on Up the first Hill then The second hill , and then the 3 rd hill,  Looks like Hares could not find any more hills to put paper on or either ran out of paper and had to find a path pack to the starting point. Very good run for Virgin Hare. However paper lying was funky up a little.

Not any visible checks but I guess the Plicks in front would have broken them checks.

Holy paper was marking the trail towards the end, all in I think there was 3 and half hills to complete.

Trail towards the end was pleasant as it sloped slowly downwards the Chinese Tokong.

Some wankers stoped to pray and to thank the Chinese Tokong for ensuring that they  got out safe.

Ok lah, I also got down on one knee to thanks him As well.. One Malaysia Mah.

All in all a very good and enjoyable Run.

Ironman ... finally out at 9.15pm

Unfortunately Ironman got lost, looks like he follows the other chapters paper and expected to come out faster since our chapter have not enough paper what.

1^st runner in 7.15 and Iron Man finally came out at 9.15 pm, this plick had a small torchlight with him which ran our of battery after a few minutes. He said after the run that he has never been so frighten before in his life. ( Praise be given that he got out OK. )

We had arrange the “A team” led by Nangka Solo with enough supply of Beer and Nangka to find Iron Man. They did a good job. 

Beer was flowing graciously. So was the rain . Due to Anuar verdict, the sky split open and started to rain like hell and the group has to disperse. Circle was called short.

Since we could not convoy, bcos eyesight no good for the old farts,.  Some wankers could not go to Mr Worlds apartment for Dinner, and instead tong tong and had out own dinner in Puchong.  

Gong Xi Fa Chai.

Foreplay – Suresh – Merry Ponggol

UPDATE ON THE WANKING JOLLIFICATION

SCOREBOARD OF batang clubs who have responded to our invitation:

Mother Hash                21

Danau Toba H3            33

420 HHH                      39

Ipoh HHH                     04

Total                           97

THIS WEEK'S RUN BY VIRGIN HARE "ANGRY DUCK"

Run #181  (11th Jan 2012)

Hare: Angry Duck

Run Site: Kinrara (South)

Directions:  

Head towards Astro along from Sunway toll along the LDP, stay on the center lane and go up the ramp and keep left and pass the Puchong turn-off and straight on towards Bukit Jalil. After the small hill and condo on your left keep right and turn right as you see a BIG GOLF ball up a ramp into Kinrara. From here you can see Giant on your left, go straight pass two traffic lights until you reach another traffic light at a T-junction, turn right, follow hash signs to turn right to car park.

Last Week's Run (4th Jan 2012)

Hare: Munster

Run #180

Run Site: Kota Damansara Sec 10

Cock Hares: LarChar, Messt & Mah Lau

 Truly Wonderful day to Run, Location very ideal, Condition perfect.

Then after that a nice scenic path to end finish.

Very Well set run, with plenty of paper, think only one check at the very end.

Run started straight into the jungle, hit the first Hill fast and feverish, then down all the way to a stream, then hit 2 nd hill Huffing and Puffing, lovely Hill to run then Hit 3 hill cursing and swearing.

Legs beginning to burn like hell. Can wait to reach the top of the hill , then all the way down back to another stream. Here I  thought, if I have to climb another hill I am going to kill the Hare and the Co Hares.  Luckily there was no more hills set up.  But getting out of the jungle was a long long path that never seems to end.  Think this was done on purpose. All in all it was total  Quality Run and very enjoyable.

Sliding down the hill holding on to anything in sight, the feel of sharp Thorns In the face is ireesaatable. Creaking pain in the knees is an absolute must for the Wankers.

Everone was in good spirits with plenaty of sprits in the blood. This must be becos of the Christmas, Boxing day, Honecker  Day ( jewish ) and New year Celebrations and also Chinese New Year Coming around the corner. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Not too much of icing , only a few , any way I cant remember lah too much beer going in already.

Very Sad to hear that the Hare Monster has been taken ill and is in Hospital. Our prayers are with you and we all wish you a very speedy recovery. And hope to see on the next run ( no need to work sooo hard la ) .   Big bottle beer was flowing fast and furiously.

Dinner was a little Unexpected, since the Wankers were spread out all over the Pub, and did not come together for dinner. Beer was flowing constantly from the Towers ,,  Think Lazcha took care of the Thai Waitress an also took care of the Beer Supplies for the night. Tong Tong was as little difficult to do , as most wankers were not wearing Underwear and could not keep the wallet in their pants.

Lots of lovely skirts around,  wankers were smitten and can see big smiles on their faces.

Entertaining band was scintillating with sexy moves and good beat,   

Cos they were not wearing pants either. Best excuse – Wallet in to car , car soo for how to do ???

Thoughts go out to Mr Anuar, hopefully he is freed, Old man already, give his some chance and respect to leave the world gracefully lah.

Foreplay – Suresh – Merry Christmas & Happy NY

After the run the week before, this prick called Munster after a long spell on medical leave, celebrated until the wee morning and his system got all screwed-up the next day and was hospitalized. Although he is out now, the doctors treating him could not find anything wrong with him, he is still unable to stand straight without having a fainting spell, his dick is similarly inclined. As such, he sub-contracted the run to LarChar who did a fantastic job like a old Hash dick that he is, a one hour run for the front runners (FROPS).

On -on was at a pub in Kota Dummy, food and 5 beer towers on the hare.......BIG HAND for a GREAT do. 

The grand old Hyena lost his way and was unable to locate the pub and ended up in Country Barn for a night cap.

Recycle's re-do of MahLau's LAN

Hare:Recycle

LAN # 179   28thDec2011

Suugai Buloh Hospital.

A rerun of Malau”s run 2 months ago. A different run in trail that has got the GW off trail,this time it swerve towards the left up a pylon slope. Good for a start but it just about ends up the same trail as before.

It actually and basically the same run trail as before, towards the upper part of the run it just ends up a litter bit higher only. That’s just about it, and down hill we come. First runner in Yam Seng 1 hr.

 It’s a pity that despite of doing a reccee the hare could not break another trail to make the run interesting. Future hare please take note that reccee is very important, if ounce is not enough do it twice,try a new trail.Anyway a good try by the hare.

More on the circle now. Porridge was serve as finger food when the runners came in. About 30 hardcore wankers were there to taste it. Beers were immediately on and the merry feelings of brotherhood was present with laughter and joys! That’s the way the Wankers were.

 Since food was on site the circle was delayed a bit due to the fact that we had finger food earlier on.Anyway at about 8.15 as the crowd were eager to taste the KAMBING Soup cook by Hyena, circle was call.

197 run was announce and box was handed over to the joint masters for a speech and both failed to speak up to the level of entertainment and ICE was their reward.

GW was ice by batu api for a long lost hat during the last run.

The latter part of evening was in our picture in our net check it out. 
Scribed by Messy 

Next Run by Munster on 4th Jan 2012 at Section 9, Kota Damansara 

Hash Run 178th in kerinchi

HASH  HARE ; CHI BAI.   – AH SENG.

DATE 121^ST DECEMBER 2011    ( EMAIL FROM HYENA STATES 14 TH DEC, NEVERMIND THAT )

Anyway think the run site is called Pantai Hill Park Run, never mind that also.

Run started on time , paper lay was not that good. Looks like only one hill and then lost in the Gasing Hill for some time and all Wankers found their own way out, wow very good one oh the Wankers, no paper also can find their way out in 60 minutes. Can see that it was quite a nice run, with Planted Veg Gardens, and small river flowing, Smell of Wilderness like in Alaska. ( more like Alamak ). Hill climb is Rocky ( Balboa ) with wooden platform for breaking the leg but not slipping . With rope to climb in case Wankers Leg tak boleh takan ( Tarzan )  Fresh greenery all around and Azan ( Mosque ) in the Background as you exit at 7 pm. Oh My God -  Beautiful. 

2 ( two )  paper checks were not broken, all in a good run and if follow paper it would have taken 1.35621 hours.  Since this is the 165,439.8 run, Hare decided to give all the wankers a break and set one hour run only. And 2 hills only. Wah very good one.

Pleanty of Royal Icing by Recycle, Tang Sei Lei for showing off his new car.

2 other Pricks for not signing in and out – just went in for run for fun.

Somehow the Wankers have decided to give the Big Bottle Tiger a trial run for 2 weeks.

SMALL BOTTLE DOWN WORK. – Proffessional reasons -

1 ) Too many Small Bottles being thrown around after all the drinking – Alam Flora filed complaint.  

2) Too many Small Bottles missing – MACC is investigating ongoing – handled by Wankers Lawyer – Reverse Singh.

3) Sometimes drink half and forgotten where they put their Small Bottle also -  this under ISA 156 ordinance offence. .

4) Technically Beer Don’t flow fast enough from Small Bottle Neck into Wankers Throat. – Not according to ISO 9000 Standards.  Some Small Black bottles also – Refer to Sub Section of Wanker 2.0 Guidelines.  

Baptised some people  -- Iron Man – good name , welcomed. Anyway he look strong and firm like Iron Man.

Lanchiau – Kew - Kew – What the hell does this mean man ?????? Buy 2 crate and change name to ALLAKAZAM.

Plenty of big bottle golden Juice, some organic supplies like Fruit and Snacks,  Lovely food provided by hare. After all that Drinking all started talking Chinese so I went home.  

Wankers need more Advertising space selling campaign in order to be eligible for free ( ahem Ahem ) holiday to Kilimanjaro ( or somewhere far far away)  - One way ticket only.

Heart goes out to Speedy , who is Unable to drink or Work or  -  -  -  -  for sometime.

Don’t worry we will have another beer in your name.

Chirio, Kimosabi, Ride like the wind and you will get your balls aired out.

Foreplay – Suresh – Merry Christmas.

KumLan's lan in absentia

                                                    Run # 177   Hare: Kum Lan   14/12/11   Run Site: Bukit Subang

Cuntsultant Hares: Hyena, Mr Peppers Recycle

A  very common  run site  attendance was  bit low must be due to last night hang over at the brewery, still a crowd of around 30 was present,including long lost Ah Pooi from JB. Sub-con hares led by Hyena, Mr.Pepper and Recycle. ”Wah, this run I must go in and finish, must be very short one lah” so say BOTAK.

Anyway at sharp 6pm we make our way out, this time the run starts from the palm tree towards  the lowland .From here the hare took us for a short walk to be greeted by a check, Mr.world broke the check only to find out that it was a false trail.  Yours truly guided Ah Pooi to check by the river bank and true enough paper was found. On call was shouted with eager to bring back the runners from the false trail. The trail follows the contour of the river for a while after that it leads us to the small slope up and all on palm still. ON! On! Wankers was call and to keep it up, more calls were make and loudly to boost the presence of WANKERS on the run.

Anyway back to our run, the hare from here took us towards the hill over to almost reaching the temple where the paper was leading us to our very old run site by the road. Still bright daylight rain came pouring down all drenched wet from the rain. I took the opportunity to recce the area near the old cement plant and found that it is very suitable for our 197 run. Must do more recce for this area, good potential for run site. Every one emerge from the palm and run with a smiling face, good for recovery after last night do,

Summary of the run run is, there is always two kinds of hasher some like to have long run some like short. That’s what we offer long and short, all we have!

Circle was conducted by GW, followed by OC for 197 run, Handyman,  mystery whip and closed by RA. As soon as that was done rain started to pour down again. That’s how bless the Wankers are! Food at Hup Hee our home of Wankers.

Messy.

LAN# 176, 7th Dec 2011 - Mr World Sets His Virgin Run

Hash Run 176^th  On 7^th Dec 2011

Hare :  MR WORLD.  ( can drink one )  

Co Hares  :   Konek and 3 other plicks. .

Run Site is at the Reserve Land in Puchong  ( the going down to the river for a swim one )  

Think Co Hares must have had to many organic cigarette when setting the run, turns out that the Co Hares themselves were shaking the heads by the time they came out. Started 3.30 pm and finish set run at 7.30 pm. Ayoyo Yo Yo RECCE ?????? what is the meaning of RECCEI ??  Haiya no need to RECCE lah No problem I know set run one  !!!!.  Lanchiau. 4 hours set what run ??  

All the wankers came out way past time.  Run starts along the road, till it turns down to Difficult path through plenty of Thorns and 2nd degree jungle. Goes along for 10 mins before you come to the river. “To Cross the river or Not to cross”, that is the questions. After heavy rain and slip sliding all over the place and falling and rolling in the mud, up and down the 4 hills 2^nd and 3rd small group reached their destination. Also shaking their heads.

2 pricks were PONGCHET in the jungle, “DID NOT BRING WATER LAH”  HAISEH, BEER  MAN BRING BEER SAJA LATER MAH, YOUR WATER YOU BRING YOURSELF LAH, EASY .  anyway made their way our slowly and at late in the night 9.00 pm I think.

Some Brave Wankers were ready to go in and save the 2 poor lost souls. How they got ready ???., Find torchlight and drink lots of beer and organics indulgency. Water  ?? or forgot to take already.    Mr. World (hare) was already too steam to go in and save THE SLOW SLOBS.

Anyway MR WORLD got a little bit ICING only, because he give very nice BERSIH MR WORLD t-shirt,

Semua Abang adik mah, boleh ampun punya.

Mistery Whip Lazzzzz Cha , Very nice man, don’t know how to ice people one lah. (anyway he only came out at 8.30 what he see ???  nothing what !!!

Missing form Hash Plicks, Paul Hyeena Ho, Royal RA, Speedy (forever missing) Tan Sri, Munster , Jack Ass and Musang King. – all wanking. 

PARTY ENDED WITH LOTS OF GOLDEN JUICE, TYPICAL CHINESE FOOD AND PLENTY OF ORGANIC LAUGHTER !!!!!!!!    Condolences to Cool Dog for his daddy’s demice. !!!! gathering as advised.

SEE YOU GUYS TUESDAY AT GAB FOR MORE ON DOWN AND GETTING SLOooSSHED !!!

Big Hand to the guy who provided the new Ice Throne. Now going to get Royal Icing already from RA.

Always Watch out for FLASH FLOODS, COWS AND CONDO and QUICK ROBBERIES BY FOREIGNERS with citizenship, WHO ARE ELIGIBLE TO VOTE FOR BARISAN ONLY NEXT YEAR.

Inshah Jesus Christ kita jumpa Lagi.

Suresh – Foreplay – 012 280 5655.  

Mr World and his CockHares

Next Week's LAN

Hare: Kam Lan