Wallowing in CowDung Country

Run# 175  Date: 30^th Nov 2011

Hare : Volunteer -  Messy

Cock Hares  :   Wank2 & Sang Chee

Run Site: Sri Cahaya School (Cow Dung County)   in Won the Way to Sungai Buloh.

With Fresh smell of Cow Dung and Cow Urine filling our Lungs the run was On On Onded. (reminds us of the Cow and Condo hot hot hot matter with Malaysia Ais Ais Baby)

Volu Hare Messy and Volu Co Hares lost their marbles somewhere near the lake and did not come out till 7.30 pm, maybe a private party was going on near lake side that day.

Run started as 6 sharp, straight away into the Palm Oil estate, flagged on by a White mannequin at the entrance off the Estate. Then on it went for half an hour before breaking into the 1 st Lake, then the 2nd lake then the 3 lake, then don’t know lah soo many lakes were  circled somehow.

(This run was mainly about circulating the many lakes in the area to see if any Cows or Condos here being sold there)

Soo many Wanking Plicks are still running with their legs instead of their Heads. 6,pm Hare tadah keluar pun semua masuk juga.  Sama Sama hilang, Hare Hilang, Kita Hilang -  Bayak Frasterated kah ??? Must me the new One Malaysian Moto. Anywah Tai Kau Fat came in quickly 1hr 30 mins. With a small numbe of hashes, Then 8 pm another group came out. 8.30 also got some hashers coming out, some Guests ( also very late loh ) must have been cursing and left the party early.  

Golden Juice Plenty, Food plenty enough, Icing Not Pleant, ( Volu Hare Not Ice for long run Becos Volu Run Mah. )   Religious Adviser very good mood I think, or clinch good project.  

Some Body got Baptised as Cheeeee Bai ???? haisay this is not English Name Man !!!. Hash in English Name in Chinese Mana Ai Sai leh ???? . Remember, Hash Runs was founded in Malaysia in English by English Man. 

Like PM say “ if you are drinking from the Well you must remember who dug the Well for you in the first place”

Lord, Thank you for keeping the Wankers Safe – so we do not have to go in and find them.

Lord, Thank you for keeping them fit – so we don’t have to carry them out.

Lord, Thank you for keeping Wankers in good health – so they still come around and run Wednesdays. 

Above all Lord thank Lazz Char for serious commitment to contribution that Wankes like soo much.

On On ,  Wiippiya Ye ,  Coock a Dooodle do and Tango with you soon.

Smile always and Hum a tune in your head – its helps to get you through the tough days.

Sudhakaran Rajaram @ Suresh @ Foreplay.

Coconut Kernel honoured

us with his presence as a guest

This plick Lew Lip Seng was baptised "ChiBai"

Two new guests,  Albert and Brian were among the 5 guests we had on this run.

Batang Kajang on Sang Chee's Trail

Last Week's Run # 174

Hare: SangChee

Run Site: Penchala Link.

Date: 23rd Nov 2011

Normal run-site to most of our senior members, due to the easy flow of the highway Hyena manage to arrive at site by 4pm. Being inquisitive he decided to follow papers for a stroll in first. Little did he realized that when he reached the first check he could not break it. Panic he returned to base only to be greeted by yours truly.

Anyway the crowd starts to crawl in by 5.45pm most of us are ready with a bit of stretching and warm up, we short off at sharp 6.

We climb up a mother of hill at the very turn from tarmac to jungle fringe,up,up,up, till we hit our first check.Papers found up hill only to be false trail and the actual trail was down a bit to the left. Just a bit of turn and up! Up! Up again till we hit top and check again at the bend leading towards down hill.

At this junction the hare decided to exit down hill,with the shout of On! On! The runners of Batang Kajang appear and say “shit we are on wrong chapter”  This is Subang Wankers” say Superman.

Down the hill we go along the tarmac road till we hit beer wagon.

A short run with steep hills,a good work out but nothing adventurous.

As we were to start our circle the front runners of Batang Kajang appears 8pm what a long run they have!

Sweet and short circle was conducted.

Food was Sang Chee (wild boar meat stew)

On! On!

Messy.

"Mah Lau" on a Monkey trail

LAST WEEK'S RUN
Run #173
Hare: Mah Lau
Run Site: Quarry in the vicinity of Sg Buloh Hospital
Cock Hares: Thai Kau Fatt & Khuntai

NO SCRIBE and no volunteers either.



New running territory as far as the wankers are concerned. Hilly, with thick undergrowth and plenty of swinging tree-to-tree, the way this plick of a hare likes it. Can be an interesting site with proper recce and planning, this new area is fill with all kinds of interesting possibilities.
Food by HaiMorr as usual is superb.

Brewery visit is slotted for 13Dec2011 (Tuesday)

Vanue: GAB

Time: 6pm

DressCode: Smart Casual

YatKauChatLan Commidee Meeting

24th Nov 2011 (Thursday)

Venue: HupHee Restaurant, Kg Subang

Time: 7.30pm

All must attend

No Nangka on Nangka's LAN

Run 172  Date: 9^th Nov 2011

Hare : Nangka SorLoh
Cock Hares: Korek & Recycle
Lan Site: Bukit Subang

Beautiful Day to Hash, sunny skies and all things nice.

Run started a little early, on the Call ON.ON from the Grank Wanker, limping badly still. ( too much wanking I think )  Cool walk from the Housing area to the top on the Palm Oil plantation Hill took about 20 Mins. From then on, another Hill and then another Hill then another. Looks like the Hare tak Boleh tengok Hill, mesti taruk paper on hill saja.  Allthough looks like no real recce was done but Hare was sure he wanted us to do all the hills and come out in 45 mins.  All in nice steady run, some guys tounge and dick hanging out when they see the last hill.  Ayoyoyoyo.

First runner out 55 mins – Last runner out 1 hr and 20 mins ( Sang Chee )  slowly slowly wanking out.

Our Brightly Lit Moon as clearly visible, among all the Cheap Air Asia Airplanes that were flying around.  ( too many of these now I think ). Now everyone can fly.  More like “I got the Power”  to fly….. I believe I can Fly, but still did not Fly yet,. Waiting for someone to pay.

Plenty of Icing.

Kuachi Wong’s Arse frozen twice for touching Unmentionable is places he was not supposed to touch. Or something like that. Or she did not like it.  

Handy Man – verbally talking on and on and on.   ( Body guard to Religious Advisor for the day )

Sang Chee – Arse frozen for Mobile Phone Ringging ??? Talk sooo Much ??? something.

Mr World – Funniest man in the Hash world got promoted to become Arse Wiper and Ball Checker for the day.  He thought he got upgraded from Mr World to Mr Universe.  Ha Ha Ha. …..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only 10 Wankers Registered for the Male Hash run in Rawang ?? Need more wankers to join.

Upcoming 197th celeb run scheduled for 21st April 2012......... need more contributions as not enough yet.

Miracle Offer from Lazz Char – “Tell me how much you want ?????, I will cover any difference for the Run”.   Wow  Unblieveable ,  Bigggggg Hand to Lazz Char.

Wang Wang came, wanked, drank golden juice, organics, and disappeared before the circle.

Good of him to show up from time to time.

New Hash Pricks  - Tai Cheak – was re baptised as Water Buffalo. ( or What a Buffalo )

An another one by the name of Sean – baptised Foreskin or (Force Sucking) why why why change name ???  I love Vulva or the name Vulva, soooo sexy name mah. 

More Golden Juice at the Makan Restaurant. With Karaoke and Croaking in Chinese mainly. Great Food but beer was running out quickly, look like all Pricks were in a hurry and run off to look for Un Mentioned.  Hai Se What la  You ???  At home got already mah !!! .  cheap Thrill  ah /?????? 25 Hashers want to tackle 4 Unmentioned >>>>>???? What for ??? Challenge ???

Another scribe by Foreplay, yeh, yeh, yeh BIG hand to this HarkKauSai

The Wanking Continues

Wanking Trash is Back

Will attempt my utmost best to update this trash with the latest that transpire from the Subang Wankers run every Wednesday.

Run # 171

Hare: Larcha

Cock Hares: Messy, Sang Chee & Munster

Run Site: Bukit Tengku, Puncak Alam (aka Bukit Pengsan)

Foreplay volunteered to scribe this run

Group started to gather at around 5.30 ,  drizzling slightly continuously throughout the evening.

No sign of Grand Wanker or Assistant Grand Wanker so the obliging Hyena Ho flanged us on the start with On On.

Run went along the Tarmac to the Houses which are being constructed, semi constructed and so on.

Then into the Bushes it went, as we entered the Bushed, SMELL OF FRESH HUMAN FECES invited us  or more like engulfed us.  At least we knew then where the Foreign Skilled Labour has been  defecting.

Wet, Soggy, Rainy and sticky feeling with continues Drizzle and this went on for almost half an hour before we turned off into the Thicker Jungle hesitantly.  First check was seen just as we entered the Bushes, looks like only one check, which was easily broken by Tai Kau Fatt I think.

The run then continued steadily at even pace till we hit the hill. Hill  slowed all the Hashers and Plicks down quite a lot.  Lots of LEACHES due to heavy downpour over the last few days (or weeks)

( don’t worry better than Thailand Mah, Malaysia boleh )

First runner out in 1 hr and 10 min which is no other than OUR ONLY GUEST MAN, Name – I don’t know. Unbelievably fast running by this man, makes the rest of us look like wimps.

Tai Kau Fatt out in 1 hr 35 mins I think, the rest slowly trikleing in little by little later into the night.

Circle was over quick. With Icing and On downs, Riligious Adviser was is a good mood and iced no one this time around.  Grad food provided by Hare, with lots of Golden Juice flowing from the Truck,

Wine in Bottles were being gulped down like water, mainly by Paul Hyena Ho and group around the beer wagon. Lovely waist packs were given by the hare, Thank You Thank You Thank You.

We take a moment to consider the Situation in Thailand where many people are out of earnings and basic needs due to heavy floods and Think of the loss of the family of the Italian Motorbike Racer Simoncelli ( great loss to sports ) . and think of the upcoming elections and see where we want to go with this.  Think of the people who are in Malaysia and are out of a Job and selling Nasi Lemak by the road side, and be thankful for what we have in Job, Friends and Plenty of Food.

Till we meet again ,  best wishes to everyone, Happy Deepavali, Nandri vanakam.

Voluntary Scribe – Foreplay  ( Suresh Rajaram )

As ta la vista , Babe.

 use this scribe or dump it and get another one if you don’t like it.   Sheeeesh . 

As you can see, most of the postings on this blog are outdated. Please bear with us while we get hold of more details and data to update everything.

ReHash Last Week's LAN # 110 (Hungry Ghost LAN)

ReHash: Last Week's LAN # 110 (Hungry Ghost LAN)
Date: 1st Sept 2010    Venue:  Puncak Alam (Bukit Altantuya)
Hare: KONEK assisted by Messy, Smokey, Handyman, Ice Breaker & Phang Phooi.
Scribed by Musang King

Next week’s LAN # 108
Hare: Hai Wong (Kenny Lim)
Date: 18th August 2010
Run Site: Puncak Alam, UiTM
Directions: From Subang Airport, go pass Subang Village and head towards Moterez Club. Turn left at the traffic lights and go on for about 750 meters and turn right at the next traffic lights onto Jalan Puncak Alam. From here travel approx. 2.5km and look for hash signs at the next traffic lights to turn left and follow hash signs to run site.


REHASHED: Last Week’s LAN #107
Date: 11th August 2010
Hare: Longkang
Hash Playground: Puncak Alam, Bukit Tunku a.k.a. Bukit Pengsan Kuat
Cock Hares: Messy, Nangka Solo & 2 others
Scribe by : Musang King
Once at the Hash playground, I felt rejoiced, wiping out the pressure and tension of petty quarrels. Ticked our hash titles in the attendance record and joined in the clamor. Met our Grand Master and chatted about past events. Vulva made himself visible and crowing about himself. King Cock was busy gearing up but he greeted me. I was told that Chew Chee Pat had injured his aging back while trying to impress his unmentionable with a unique art of interaction. He had been practicing a stance called “Monkey God crouching inverted embracing Diva mountains”. After a brief drizzle earlier in the day, I thought there could be a heavy down pour later this evening but it was dry but cooling. When the clock struck 6 pm, Pepper gave the order to start the run. Every one headed east bending off the tar road but found no paper trail uphill. So we regroup to troop southward behind the bungalows meandering into the foothills. The extra distance was to slow down our pace but it didn’t. As the pack started competing, the front runners pushed harder. The steep gradient caused some problems however we overcome them as they came. The creepers and unkempt undergrowth made some to trip and fall. Luckily, no heavy injuries and they got up to continue their way. Found Vulva punctured half way uphill, he was panting heavily and looked as if he needed an oxygen mask.
The checks were broken without a hustle, we crawled under some fencing and darted along the paper trail. It wasn’t long when we reached the Look Out Point. Several seasoned hashers fanned out to seek for the papers while the indolent bastards laid lazily on the stairway. The experienced ones found papers on the home trail but selfishly refused to answer our “’re’ U ” call. I repeated shouted “On! On! to direct my fellows members back on. Later I was told that Phang Phooi was emitting Formaldehyde and the runners behind him were suffocating and experiencing breathing problems. Their super intercooler had their coolants steaming and the ultra air filter had their strainer strained. The afterburners stopped flaming. That no good son of the bitch should side track and let the traffic pass.
Once again old habits die hard, we were brought into an Indonesian squatter camp and had to cross through their bathing sanctuary, open latrine and shiggy area. Time and again we had advised hares not to set trails into such forbidden spot. They were smelly, dirty, unhygienic and could have been diseases borne.
Without choice we had to cross and balance ourselves on some shaky wooden planks. After another molehill we limb over another polluted pond to make into an opening. Upon reaching the top, we could see our run site. We headed back on the tar road and raced homeward. Saw Speedy and Konek kicking a soccer ball. Later it was intercepted by Hyena with a punishing boot and the ball flew hard.
As I was thirsty I dashed home to clock out on the register, was welcome home by the hare and his entourage. We were treated with some finger food and plenty of beer. The usual cursing and rambling were the norm. But it was taken as fun and entertainment. The remaining group started to trickle home. Afterwards we could hear the harbinger countdown to the circle.
The circle started as fast as it ended, when Pepper gave his speech, everyone listened intensely. The usual crap that the debtors should clear their pledges and outstanding soonest possible. The Batu Api was Vulva who caught a few offenders including Smokey and put them on ice.
After the short circle, we adjourned to a restaurant in Subang New Village, The hare gave us a sumptuous dinner with “Bak Kut Teh” and a few local dishes. The hashers ate heartily and down
with a few gallons of booze. Continue with “thong! Thong! when the hare ran out of beer. I had enough so I bid farewell to my fellow hashers, Till I see U fellas! Auf Wiedersehen !
Scribed by Musang King


RUN ATTENDANCE

RUN # 107 11th August 2010 Turnout: 71% (41/58)
RUN # 106 4th August 2010 Turnout: 71% (41/58)
RUN # 105 28th July 2010 Turnout: 73% (44/60)
RUN # 104 21st July 2010 Turnout: 65% (39/60)
RUN # 103 14th July 2010 Turnout: 65% (39/61)
RUN # 102 7th July 2010 Turnout: 49% (30/61)
RUN # 101 30th June 2010 Turnout: 70% (42/61)

RECEDING HARE LINE

Run#  Date        Hare          Run Site

108 18.8.10 Hai Wong (Kenny Lim) Puncak Alam

109 25.8.10 Siew Hoy Leong Bukit Subang

110 1.9.10 Ching Peng Kean ???

111 8.9.10 Internal Celebration Run Bukit Subang?

(Hare: Musang King)

112 15.9.10 See Fatt Long (Jackie Ng) ???

113 22.9.10 4Play Suresh ???

114 29.9.10 Hai Moor (See Fook Meng)???

115 6.10.10 Nangka SorLoh ???