A Khuntai LAN from Thailand and Back

Run # 198 Run Site: Templer's Park Hare: Khuntai, a brand new Wanker. Cock Hares: Mah Lau, Yam Seng and Thai Kau Fart Scribed by: KOOl Dogg This run was planned way back and the run sites ranges from Bukit Tinggi to Bentong (Thailand) and finally end up in Templer's park. Another Wanking Wednesday with an early noon rain fall continuously until I and gang, Handyman and Lanjau QQ reached the run site before 5.00pm which incidentally is the same time when the hares all emerged from the jungle all looking like some kind of fokin water chicken. Due to the rain, many "poofter" wankers failed to turn up. Run starts on the dot at 6.00pm with G.Wanker ( Messy) calling On On! Paper went straight up hill presenting the pack with cunt wet slippery terrain lined with blood sucking leeches for the odd wankers with an arsehole leak. Anyhow, despite the fokin predicaments, we reach the fokin peak and decended the other side of the hill, frolicking, sliding and flipping on the mud slide down to a muddy truck trail turning right. The first check, Recycle and Kuaci took the initiative working very hard to try and break the check down the stream. They were however unlucky as Messy called On On opposite the check point.(eventually a back check). Few Wankers (Wank Wank,Handyman and Korek) decided to chicken out and make a U turn upon seeing a huge hill beyond. Hai Mor leading the pack (Recycle,Messy,Colo,Pepsi,Kuaci,QQ and Kool Dogg) ascended the hill practically on both hands and feet, finally reached the peak and what a sight, those wonderful waterfalls and a relaxing walking back to the run site. Still raining, food were served,golden fluid and checking leeches time. Around twenty Wankers attendance, circle were call by Vulva and Wank Wank song. G.Wanker (Messy) on the box with annoucement on next week at Pantai Hill Park . This is foolwed by some 197 LAN trash which needed to be disposed of.  Khuntai on the Ice Throne for his fickle mindedness about his run site, Chickenman none starter, Hai Mor ....??????? and R.A on the box calling an on down to the Hare ( Khuntai) and his Co.Hare {Mah Lau,Yam Seng and Tai Kau Fat}.Somehow Wank Wank were ice due to disruption while our Grandmother R.A addressing the circle. Grace were said Rupeer Dupp Dupp thank Khuntai for the Grupppp. On On....!

Lan# 196

Hare: Vulva
Run Site: Section 9, Kota Damansara
Cock Hares: Mah Lau, Konek & Angry Duck
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Virgin Hare 7UP

Hash Run 195,   
Run Site: bukit subang
HARE :  Chia7up.
CO HARES- malau and nangka solo and someone else.
DATE : 18^th April 2012.
Truly Wonderful Day to Run, and a vely vely good Lun at that.

Looks like Grand Master has lost for new names to give the Wankers, now he has gone to naming them after soft drinks, 7up,  Coco cola , 100+, Kikapoo, Pepsi, Mirinda, and like that lah,
After this what, Hard Liquor names will come, like Whiskey, Hennesey, Tody, Tali Merah,  Glenliwat, Glengilat,  Johnny Walker , then  Guinness, Anchor, Tiger, Carlsberg, Starker, Kilkenny and Suck Nanny. After that, will be Ganja, Heroin,  Ice, Meth, Hangover,  Over dose, Dying and Dead. 
Very pleasant run through the palm Oil estate,. In a rather nice weather,  not hot, rather cool with light trickles of rain. Although the ground was soggy, it was rather pleasing, not many hills think I went up once only.
Roughly 5 km  only, short run not breaking too much of a sweat. Look like this run is to let the wankers relax a little before the 197 run which has now  approached.  Plenty of rest needed as plenty of Work coming right up on Saturday.
Checks were broken by front runners, but broken paper was hardly visible in the rain when running.
Many many white Chinese asses were clearly being shown off during bathing session, ( there should be a rule about this )  as the white asses has not enough hair on it. We can consider to transplant some hair  from 420/ 421 chapter brothers. They very hairy loh.  Aunties may be passing suddenly to go to the temple to do prayers, then they would have been very distracted with the White Asse show. And complain to Ananannay who will come with betel leaf and Parang for explanation. Sooa Atleasta Keeepa the underweara ona ata alla timea.
Afveradazein.  Hail Wankers
Speeeedy please don’t go, no more Hakkawsai left lah.
Scribed by Foreplay – Suresh – Helping Wankers do their Wanking Allways. 

Last Week's Lan by virgin COLA

Hare: COLA

Run Site: Bukit Lanjan

Cock Hares: Yam Seng & Mah Lau
Scribed by Kool Dogg

Another Wednesday, very historical day for our Malay Rulers, Sultan of Kedah second time inherited second terms to be the YAB Agong (King of Malaysia).With democratic practice and tolerance religious believe,the Wanking Wednesday continues with Cola (Hare) Run#194 at Penchala Link new run site.Though is a national holiday and no traffic congestion,reaching the run site after five p.m and many wankers turn up with their jovial mood. Hare and (Co.Hare) already out from their mission (setting paper) joining the pack relentlessly with jokes and laughter until Grand Wanker called On On!

Following the paper down tarmac road turning right along side (LDP) and start working our way up a semi vertical hill, Wank Wank and Korek started their pit stop earlier than the first check,which broke by Tai kau Fatt ascending up slope again until the peak and come to the second check.This time the sniffing dog (Kool Dogg) turning left descending and found paper leading all the way down stream with (torn torn tree) everywhere waiting for you to clinch on,plus slipply trail and humid weather, finally the pack reaching the third check,again broke by Tai Kau Fatt heading towards tarmac road passing through Malay Kampung up and down slope all the way back to the run site. FRB less than an hour and last runner Hyena and Jack Ass back around one hour 30mins. Still hot and humid, sweat soaking all the way to our ass,while mosquito keep maneuvering all around, Golden Fluid start filling everyone throat and follow by the bathing session.With the absent of the bart and bartler, Mah Lau (J.Wanker) call for a quit circle.

After Wank Wank song, Messy (G.Wanker) on the box, introducing next week run 7 Up at Bukit Subang.G. Wanker explain to some Wankers having a anxious moment for our coming 197#Lan, it seem everything is in order.~The runsite,food,beer,security,admin.setting run,magazine,collection and etc....had been handle accordingly and most important every Wankers need to attach together on 21st April (Saturday).~. I always had faith with Subang Wankers HHH members.Looking forward to this day and may God give us a smooth and Wank Bang Day!With Hyena doing a huge jobs for the editing and collecting sponsor from others batang chapters,we should give a very very big hand for him. Coming up the Mysterious Whip (Batu Api)!Guess Who??????/

(Lanjau QQ)!First on Ice Throne Hai Mor (Si Fut Ming) with the offense leaving his pooch at Mau Lau car,follow by Hyena (Kew Kar) and Char Siew Fan marking his attendance wrongly.Shame! Shame! again Char Siew Fan (sitting on Ice with his swimming trunk) what a Batang Hashman is he!!!!!!!!!!!

and this kind of incident only happen in Bondan Hash!Moving on we have R.A (Mr.Pepper) on the box, again and again he asked and asked all the Wankers to support the 197#Lan,stay unite,behave and work hard to make 21st April a successful evening and furthermore follow the tradition way of hashing.After on down the Hare (Cola),the Hare called upon his Co.Hare and Sponsor of the night for another on down and back the box to R.A with his good mood of the evening,most of the minor offender were spare on Ice and grace were said....Ruperr Dupp Dupp.....we thank Cola for the Grupppppp.......On On!

On two <Charcoal Steamboat> at new place somewhere around Bandar Utama Center Point.Beer and food plenty to consume.Weirdly to said this is the first steamboat meal the Wankers had since I jointed the SUWHHH.Serve with two portion of Tomyam and herbal soup,seafood with prawn,fish.vegetable,lots of balls and etc.....filled everyone stomach.Somehow our table got an additional plate of fish which I ate deliciously and I need 30 mins to digest myself before I can pour more beer in,chatting continues and members started their journey to theirs on three respectively.Remain few Wankers still mingling around, here I got to know the next table did see the fish serve but unfortunately didn't eat it. Somehow was hijack by our table.Mr.Pepper,Jack Ass,Tai Choon Toy(victim) keep integrator Kool Dogg and Kam Lan who's the thief?At the end with the Subang Wankers patroit spirit,no theif were caught.

However what I mean, we are having a very good Wednesday Wanking Do! No doubt, the Wanking continues at Bukit Subang Lan # 195 (7 Up)!  On On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you all!

Last Week's Run at Bukit Lagong

Deeply engrossed in the usual pre-run bullshit, the GW started the run 5 minutes late. The pack start rumbling into the fringe of the forest and up and up and up a mother of a bukit to level off at the peak continue with a decent and another steeper, higher grandmother of a bukit, enunciated with groans, curses and words your mother never taught you, permeating from the verbal orifice of holy people like Superman, Longkang and Khunthai. First runner in 7.45pm, last runner in, lost and found, 9pm plus. Cola taking care of his guest Leong who had the cramps and farts, slowed down and when darkness came they have no torchlights. Foks they have to practically feel their way back until the rescue crew found them on their decent. None the worse from the experience but I doubt Leong will be back to try his luck again. Good on Cola for sticking along with his guest all the way.
The usual bullshitting continued in between nibbles of finger food "chicken wings" and water melon. Circle called and the mandatory announcements were made, icing by mystery whip "Nagka Sor Loh" and of course Grandma stake his claim to his usual tirade
The pack is then off to dinner at a makan palce next to FRIM, a sumptious spread from Pepsi washed down with pleanty of golden fluid. What a night, Messy lost his way and ended up trying to get into some condo on his way back and the hangover the next mroning was not too bad.
Thank you Pepsi for a "good" lan and a great night out.

RUN# 192 by Buffalo

-Sri Bintang (Kepong) run site,reaching there at 5.30p.m and few Wankers already present.

-6.00p.m Grand Wankers (Messy) called On On.

-Following up hill drain and parallel drain trail and end up at Tar Mac road.

-Reaching Indonesian squatters and first check.

-Broke by Kool Dogg and  heading towars a huge Park City sign board.         

-Turning right down lalang and all the up hill again.

-Reaching peak, another hill stuff in front.

-Keep climbing reaching another peak (High tension) and turn right to another jungle.

-(Lots of Wankers go straight for a short cut back to the run site).Front Runners following the tough trail.

-Back to run site, watermelon,stewed duck and stewed pork spare parts were served.

-Finally FRB out (New Guest) Young Man from G7 hash and follow by those completed run hasher.

-Golden Fluid shower all those thirsty throat and follow by bathing session.

-Circle were form and Wanking song and Grand Wanker on the box.

-Again 197#Lan announcement and Hyena briefing,then Mysterious Whip (Konek). Ice Hai Mor and Ironman.

-R.A Mr. Pepper on box to batize new wankers (Cola,Pepsi and 7 Up) respectively.

-Hare on the box to thanks his sponsor and Co. Hare!

-Lastly grace were said and Rupper Dupp Dupp,thanks Buffalo for the Gruppppp.............On On!

-On two in Menjalala (stone throw away)

-Beer all from the Hare (Buffalo) and plenty of delicious foods.

-See everyone at Lagong (Selayang) 193#Lan (Hare-Cola)

Scribed by Kool Dogg

Satay & soup Run by Ironman

Ironman Run #191
Run Site: Musang King Hill, Kiarara
Date: 21st March 2012
Ccok Hares: Konek, TaiChunToi & Jackass

Realizing very very near to (Lan#197 Subang Wankers Jollification Run on 21 April 2012). Anyway run site at Kinrara (Puchong), many good, bad ugly memories in this run site. Reaching the run site at 5.00pm, Longkang, Hyena, huntai already started their Wanking day with joyful mood. Vehicle by vehicle, the members arrived and filled up the road with more colorful Hashing shirt. (Look like festival mode is ON ON).Co.Hare- Konek,Tai Choon Toy,Jack Ass and Mr.World assisted the Hare, Ironman setting the run not insight as we went in at 6.00p.m after Messy (G.Wankers) flagged On On! Many though another tough and nasty trail ahead.

However Mau Lau (JointWanker) lead the pack through the forest up and down,pass a stream and that (Old) Char Siew Fan dare cross the river.Claiming his millions dollar sport shoe got wet.What a poor mentally Hashman he is. (Shame shame). Along the way Mau Lau keep leading and came to the first check which broke by Hai Morr (Si Fut Min) going straight above the trail up up up and reaching the second check on the hill peak.Hai Mor,Pho Boar,Mau Lau, Kool Dogg,Kuaci Wong trying their guts to break the check but coming from behind Yam Seng eventually broke in towards the left side of the peak. From there those majority hashmen jointing the front runners down hill follow by more parallel trail and finally another uphill slope before coming out at a housing develop site.

Walking back almost  a km to the site, Handyman,Hyena,Lonkang,Foo Choke,Steel Prick and etc.......which didn't complete the trail showering their Golden Fluid with BBQ satays.Especially Vulva came from no way.Well! First Runner Bastard Yam Seng out at 45min. and Tans Sei Lei and Superman last our at hour plus. (short and sweaty run)!

Plenty of time to spare for jokes,drinking,satay crunching and bath taking due to a very good wheater,circle were call upon almost dark by Vulva. Wank Wank song and Messy (G.Wanker) on the box.

Announcement for the up coming 197#Lan and calling the O.C (Lanjau lang Chor bo lan) Handyman on the box briefing the Wankers.Look likely we are well prepare for the coming ocassion.G.Wanker also call upon the two Joint Wanker (Kool Dogg & Mau Lau) on the box to perform.Follow by the Mystery Whip (Yam Seng) on the box.Kuaci Wong,Tang Si Li,Kool Dogg,Hai Mor all can't miss their ass on the Ice Throne for their various offenses.Ending, grace were said to the Hare: Ironman by Messy. Rupeer Dupp and thanks Ironman for the Grupp. On On! Food served on site and big hand to the Hare for two extra grates of beer. Next week run (192#Lan) Buffalo run at Sri Bintang (Kepong). On On!
Scribe: Kool Dogg